<div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">⑫ – </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>돈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>산새소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 가르침을 나몰라 하시고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 하던 일 계속해야죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>목청을 가다듬고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>어제 세탁해 말린 구겨진 도복을 다려 보실까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>먼저 물을 한 모금 입에 물고 푸우 푸</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>온몸을 뒤틀며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 이게 무슨 물방울이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>호랑이 장가가는가 보다 빨래 걷어라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>무슨 말씀이세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>호랑이 장가 가 다뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>지금 혼인하시는 꿈이라도 꾸신 것이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>이번에도 네가 또</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>마음을 가다듬기 위해 구겨진 도복을 다리고 있는 중이었사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>어이고 호랑이보다 무서운 놈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이제는 별의 별 짓을 다 하는구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>비꼬는</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>요즘 사회전반에서 일어나는 모든 사건의 원인은 돈이라는 데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>과연 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>돈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>욕</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 왜요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 있어도 많다고 욕먹고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>없으면 궁상떤다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>욕먹고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>있는 놈이 더 챙길라고 한다고 욕먹고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>그것이 뭐라고 비굴해진다고 욕먹고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>이것만 생각하면 욕이 절로 나오니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 왜 그럴까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 남녀노소 할 것이 모두가 돈돈해서 돌아버린 게 아닐까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>게다가 이 물건은 충분히 가지고 있으면서도 양</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">量</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">)</span><span>이 안차! 그래서 더 미치는 거지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>오죽하면 부모형제도 몰라본다고 하겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>어디 그 뿐이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이 물건은 쥐는 순간 믿음이 없어져 상대를 불신하게 되지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>요즘 봤지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. mb</span><span>라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>형제간마저 못 믿어 감시원을 두었다지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>고로 다르게 정의하면 돈은 악의 부적이니라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>스승님께서 저 몰래 참숯을 팔아 번 악마의 부적을 장판 밑에 숨겨 두셨던데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그 악마의 부적을 왜 그리 소중히 감췄사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....;</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>그건 너 모르게 삥땅 쳐서 감춰둔 게 아니라 악마의 부적의 기</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">氣</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">)</span><span>가 일어나지 못하게 장판 밑에 넣어 누른 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래서 내가 돌지 않고 그나마 너에게 가르침을 주고 있는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그리고 말이 나왔으니까 말인데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>난 인마 돈보다 또 다른 돈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">豚</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">)! </span><span>돼지를 더 좋아해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 알지도 못하면서 모든 걸 나와 연관시켜 흠집을 내려고 안달해요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게도 내가 맘에 안 드느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>아이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그러니까 빨리 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못 하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">,</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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