<div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="1.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366609jInRaVTAJ3VhgnJ35uNo7.jpg" width="480" height="682"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">헐크와 크로스오버에서 베어허그 당하자 귓방맹이 때려서 탈출.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="2.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366611iakcwVPWC4jPm36gVJDxaAN7d1B.png" width="600" height="898"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">주변에 가스가 들어차는 바람에 헐크가 폐활량으로 버틸려고 심호흡.<br><br>그러나 뱃신이 발차기를 먹이자 입이 반사적으로 열리는 바람에 가스를 흡입하고 기절.</span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="3.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366611Nz8NIMjOhPo4hyRJSvYq.jpg" width="600" height="272"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"> <div><span class="han">슈퍼맨의 숙적이자 슈퍼맨보다 막강한 다크사이드한테 구타당해도 생존.</span> </div> <div> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="4.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366611R2WyFt5EzJqPYzBPuaRTT.jpg" width="500" height="415"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">슈퍼맨보다 강하고 다크사이드를 가지고 놀 수 있는 DC세계관 최강 캐릭터 스펙터를 발차기로 피해입힘.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table><strike>스펙터의 굴욕.jpg</strike></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="5.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14043666118HnQL98btwq.jpg" width="357" height="532"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="6.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366612X8ik8esPZhNhX7U6jAeSJ.jpg" width="365" height="550"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">정신 능력자가 배트맨의 마음을 읽으려했는데 역관광.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="7.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366612eficC2T7yqRfzugkoCJb.jpg" width="462" height="440"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">투명인간의 호흡 소리를 듣고 위치를 알아맞추는 센스.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="8.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366612AugIU5VkoG3M.jpg" width="664" height="1023"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">잠깐 불 나간 사이에 눈앞에서 사라짐.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="9.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14043666126mjlSYWawaZwnvTxGsb.jpg" width="418" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="10.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14043666133CHa4l4pcPwJP4slBLkj.jpg" width="409" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">경찰 바로 눈앞에 있었는데 사라졌다가 등뒤에 나타나기.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="11.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366613v85JCI5Lu44ycMCsXK7PKNuLcp.jpg" width="495" height="750"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="12.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366613fdSAGTgaengUXe6.jpg" width="493" height="750"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">상대방이 눈 깜빡하는 사이에 독이든 자신의 잔을 바꿔치기함.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"> </span><div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="13.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366830Iqbx6aCwEhb.jpg" width="442" height="328"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">미스터 프리즈의 냉동총 회피.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="14.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366834emBMOS81DI1WSGGJ2EtuOqng7DkxnPow.jpg" width="440" height="474"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">총구를 휘게 만드는 악력.</span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="15.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366843qEnSddViLASXcE.jpg" width="438" height="650"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">벽돌부수기와 나무 부수기는 기본.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="16.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366842YkF76g9ArVesb2Yz.jpg" width="448" height="710"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">바주카도 막을 정도로 튼튼한 방탄 유리에 금을 냄.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="17.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366844t2fNT9UnvemIzwrt8uxuIl.jpg" width="473" height="750"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">차 천장을 뚫는 완력</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="18.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366842S173WVsX6bt3CL4Gu.jpg" width="472" height="750"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">철창도 그냥 부숨.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="19.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366844GXSVrNDWCrWpDtgC1ZBGKu27SDS.jpg" width="653" height="1024"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">500lbs 2개 끼운 1000lbs(453kg)로 벤치프레스.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="20.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366843gNhg2i5GlITd2erzH6D6n.jpg" width="420" height="650"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">초스피드로 돌아다니는 키드 플래시를 붙잡음.</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han"><strike>키드라고 해도 플래시는 플래시인데... 플래시의 굴욕.jpg</strike></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="21.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366845SwLMEYPZwpIkz.jpg" width="389" height="600"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"> <div><span class="han"></span> </div> <div><span class="han">목표물을 놓친적 없다는 암살 전문 악당 데드샷의 저격을 회피.</span> </div> <div> </div> <div><strike>어떤의미에서 불쌍하다... 협박당하고 총알도 피하고...</strike></div> <div> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="22.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366843kSI3wxOQMir7QeE.jpg" width="464" height="700"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">개틀링건 회피.</span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="23.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14043668463icZpRUOSa3fXb93Zh92UgBYN.jpg" width="419" height="650"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="han">순식간에 여러명의 총을 빼앗아 무장해제.</span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="24.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404366844mGWjh3J9yjYfSttNklNt349161bA.jpg" width="470" height="699"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <table style="width:100%;" class="pic_bg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left"><span class="han">파이프 배관을 그냥 뽑고 수갑에서 탈출.</span> </td></tr></tbody></table><table style="padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;padding-right:0px;table-layout:fixed;padding-top:0px;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-bottom:5px;padding-left:5px;padding-right:5px;padding-top:5px;" class="han" valign="top" align="left"> <div>이런데도 DC에서는 배트맨을 '단련된 인간'으로 설정하고 있죠.</div> <div><strike>아무런 초능력도 없다면서!!</strike></div> <div> </div> <div> 단련된 인간치고 나무고 철창이고 방탄 유리고 박살내고</div> <div>초인들하고 맞먹는게 수상하지만;;;;</div> <div> </div> <div>출처 : 츄잉</div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div>