<P>출처 : 루리웹</P> <P>------------------</P> <P> </P> <TABLE class=read_cont_table> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class="tx-content-container read_cont_td"> <P><BR></P> <P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim, 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8">만약 여자한테 데이트를 청할려면</SPAN></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6372287_700b.jpg"></P> <DIV style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); PADDING-TOP: 0px"> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 굴림; COLOR: rgb(34,34,34); FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><FONT size=4>꼭 이번주 무슨요일 아니면 다음주 무슨요일, 이렇게 한 주 간격으로 떨어뜨려 선택지 두개를 줘라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 굴림; COLOR: rgb(34,34,34); FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><FONT size=4>그녀는 언제나 생리중이 아닐때를 택할 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 굴림; COLOR: rgb(34,34,34); FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 굴림; COLOR: rgb(34,34,34); FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P></DIV> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 여자 전화번호를 얻고싶으면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6394972_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>같이 사진을 찍은 다음 나한테 사진을 달라고 물어봐라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>실수로 탭을 꺼버렸을 때</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6411048_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>컨트롤 쉬프트 T를 누르면 다시 열릴 것이다</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 혹시 누군가를 살해했으면 죽은 개 밑 6~10피트 정도에 시체를 묻어라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6411712_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>경찰견이 죽은 개를 파 올리고 경찰들은 허탕 쳤다고 생각할 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>아침에 일이나 모임에 늦었나?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6411843_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>좀더 시간을 내어 직장 동료들을 위해 도넛 박스를 사가자. 모두다 지각한 것 보다 도넛을 더 기억한다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>컨트롤 알트 딜리트를 누르고 작업관리자를 누르는 것 보다</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6415047_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>컨트롤 쉬프트 이스케이프를 눌러 바로 작업관리자를 누를 수 있다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>크롬이 멈추고 탭을 닫을 수 없나?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6422392_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>쉬프트랑 이스케이프를 눌러라. 크롬은 크롬 안에 작업관리자가 내장되어 있다</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 아내가 전 여친에 대한 걸 문자를 보내고 전 여친 이름을 잘못 적었으면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6424387_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그걸 정정하지 마라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 그녀가 "만약 내가 신경쓴다면"이라고 말한다면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6424408_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>신경 쓰는 것이다</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>술에 취해 머리가 빙빙 도는 상태로 침대에 누워있나?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6426858_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>한쪽 발은 바닥에 두고 자라.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 오리가 너한테 조언을 해준다면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6428026_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>마약을 그만해야 할 거다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 언제 한번 타이어가 터지면 폰으로 찍어둬라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6435125_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>나중에 굉장히 늦었거나 혹 약속은 했으나 가고 싶지 않을때 그 사진을 보여주면서 변명을 해라.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>백스페이스를 여러번 눌러서 지우지 말고</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6436758_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>한번에 컨트롤 백스페이스를 눌러 모든 단어를 지워라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 끈 풀린 개를 잡으려고 하면 일단 개의 주의를 끌고 다른 방향으로 도망쳐라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6438174_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>도망치는 것 보다 널 추격하도록 자연적으로 만든다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>네 주위를 꿈, 열망, 야망이 있는 사람으로 채워라. </FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6440150_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그들은 너의 꿈과 열망과 야망을 깨닫게 이끌 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>네가 반한 이성과 문자할 때 질문을 계속 넣어라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6444136_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>더 많은 답을 얻을 기회와 대화를 시작할 수 있을 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 시험을 잘 준비하고 싶으면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6446289_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>지금 당장 컴퓨터를 꺼라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그녀한테 키스해도 되나 안되나 확실하지 않나?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6447568_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>뺨에다 키스를 해라. 만약 그녀가 그걸 거부해도 별로 걸릴건 없는 거고</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 그녀가 받아주면 네가 흥미를 보였기 때문에 그녀도 키스를 할 것이다.(의역)</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 어느 정도 믿을 만한 거짓말을 할 필요가 있다면</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>부끄러운 디테일을 거짓말에 넣어라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6449604_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>아무도 널 바보로 보이게 하는 이야기를 의심하지 않는다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 네가 고백한 그녀가 널 친구로 여긴다면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6457175_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그냥 사라진 다음 그녀가 얼마나 널 필요로 하는지 깨닫게 하거나 네 감정을 컨트롤 하면서 네 자존심을 회복하도록 해라.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>처음 데이트를 할 때 같이 공포영화를 봐라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6457220_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그녀는 심장박동이 올라갔던 감정을 기억하고 그걸 너에게 끌리는 것과 연관지을 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 발기한 상태를 빨리 없애고 싶으면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6465977_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>팔뚝을 빨리 문질러라. 네 몸은 피를 네 곧휴보다 팔쪽으로 더 많은 피를 보낼 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>절대로 네 여친을 속이지 마라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6472014_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그냥 하지 마라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>여자한테 전번을 땄을 때</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>끝자리 번호 두개를 바꿔서 되물어라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6480159_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약에 그녀가 제대로 된 번호를 줬다면 다시 정확히 말해줄 것이고</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>그렇지 않다면 그냥 넘어갈 것이다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>뭔가를 살 때 창피하지 않고 싶나?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6482195_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>생일카드를 같이 사라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 누군가가 고등학교 때 너에게 반했었다고 말한다면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6488963_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>보통 지금도 반해 있다.</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>자기 전에, 내일 아침에 잊어먹으면 안될 것이 있다면</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6489442_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>네 신발 위에다 둬라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>우울한가?</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6490282_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>다른 사람에게 정말로 좋게 대해라</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>절대로 여친한테 비싼 선물을 주지 마라</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6493858_700b.jpg"></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 진지한 관계가 아니라면 말이다</FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></P> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>만약 두통이 오면 자위를 해라. 혈중 도파민과 아드레날린이 올라가서 좀더 나아질 것이다.</FONT></P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)" size=4><IMG style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" class=tcx_image name=target_resize_image[] alt="" src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6493967_700b.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: Gulim; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 13px"><FONT size=4>과학이다 쌍X아</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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