<div align="center" style="text-align:left;">나 어릴 적에</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">엄마가 이걸 만들어 주시는 날이면 하루종일 천사같은 아이가 되곤 했다.</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">출출한데 갑자기!!! 문득! 먹고싶단 생각에 냉장고를 뒤졌고</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">거의 완벽에 가까운 재료를 발견.</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">나를 점점 흥분시키는 위액이 내게 어서 요리를 하라고 명령했다.</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">그래서 시작된 요ㅋ 리ㅋ </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">1.준비한다. 재료를</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:407px;height:367px;" alt="DSC05449.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042200126TsyOMNpqt3tNmT4y.jpg"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:370px;height:367px;" alt="DSC05456.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220017tNJfvbU8.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">재료: 식빵,당근,양파,오이,마요네즈,맛소금,설탕,달걀,감자, (특별한 무엇)</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:426px;" alt="DSC05454.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220014MXYiWpxRRvKQ2zAD4JqVRe5EOHUZ9w.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">2.일단 가장 오래 걸리는 감자를 귀찮은 찜통 대신 물에 넣고 팔팔 삶(끓)는다.</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">분나는 감자가 맛있다.</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:443px;" alt="DSC05455.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220016bnHRcZ1bUlh3Y3.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">3.삶는다. 두 번째로 시간이 오래 걸리는 달걀을 </font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05450.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220013eium6sD4rcNOhkucpgnFyqYeuye.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05460.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220019TWSlwKu6DOHss6xMmj2PVd66mnmH.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">4. 다진다.  당근, 오이, 양파를</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">크기는 내 마음!!!!!!!!!!!!(당근은 거의 가루를 냈고, 오이는 적당하게, 양파는 아삭거리는 식감을 위해 약간 크게)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">오이, 양파는 물이 생기므로 꽉 짜준다. (양파 대신 사과를 넣으면 더 맛있다... 그러나 갈변 주의♥)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img width="0" height="0" alt="DSC05457.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220018M49zjthlijM.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05461.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042200203OMHBzqLkzarzLsVvcE6Yxv.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">5."약간의" 설탕과 "약간의" 맛소금을 뿌려놓고 감자와 달걀이 다 익을 때까지 기다린다.</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">(설탕을 미리 뿌려놓는 이유는 혹자는 간이 배도록 하기 위해서. 라고 할지 모르지만 </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">단지 나는 한 번에 다 넣으면 꽤 많이 들어가는 설탕 양에 충격 받을까봐 미리 약간 넣어 놓은 것 뿐ㅠ_ㅍㅋㅋㅋ)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">6. 한 10분정도 두면 당+오+양 에서 물이 빠져나오는데 이것도 체에 걸러서 물기를 쫙 빼준다.</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><strike> (사...삼투압?)</strike></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">다 익은 감자와 계란을 찬 물에 넣고 식히는 동안</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">특별한 무엇을 가지러 베란다로 간다. 총총.....</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="6"><img style="margin:1px 4px;width:52px;height:41px;vertical-align:middle;" alt="" src="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/cheditor/icons/em/60.gif" border="0">?????</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="ddd.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220011McVMp5vS8tDb5.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">이건 안되겠다ㅠㅠ 너무 애기애기해...</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="d.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220009bEGwgHixcZF.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">너로 정했다!!! 베란다 바깥쪽에 내놓았던 상추! <strike><em>(특별한 그것)</em></strike></font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font face="돋움"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">7. 농약 없이 손수 재배한 순수상추를 수확한다.</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05462.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220022knvRAykqE5.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">8. 씻는다. 아주 깨끗이!!!!!!!!!! /털어낸다. 탈탈 물방울을 </font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"><em>대강 식힌 재료들을 아까의 그릇에 모아서</em></font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">(배고프다.)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05464.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042217071PwjfEqnpZLIMqirBWr64t399.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">9. 으깬다. 섞는다. (식혔으나 뜨거움 주의)</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05465.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220155qz4Nu58tMhsmHWbtsf2NbO.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><u>여기서 중요한 포인트는 계란 흰자가 너무 잘게 으깨지지 않도록 한다. (시름 말구요ㅇ_-ㅋ)</u></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><u></u> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><u></u> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><u></u> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><u></u> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05466.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220191JgouvbxKWYSsLBOLFsJzZkWDqVM754.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">10. 설탕을 조금 더 넣는다ㅠㅠㅠㅠ</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4">11. 마요네즈를 넣는데 많이 넣지 않는다.(취향존중!!!!!!!)</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="4"></font> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05468.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220158PpgGvOPZPKX4xW.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="6">속 완성!!!!!!!!!! >_<</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font>배에서 빨리 음식을 보내달라고 요동침ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font>배고픔을 담아 빠르게 빠르게!</font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05471.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042229123igku9nDPLgV87lLeYVdZAUzY.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><strong><font size="5">핵심 포인트는 <font>상<font>ㅋ</font>추</font><font>ㅋ(아삭거림 사랑해요♥)</font></font></strong></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><strong><font size="5"></font></strong> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><strong><font size="5"></font></strong> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05472.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220193ozd6weKeMAwVRc3xKg37e6d.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">1)식빵은 취향에 따라 바삭하게 굽거나 폭신폭신 생으로!</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">2)상추를 올리기 전에 먼저 식빵 단면에 속을 발라 놓으면 (약간의 접착력이 생겨)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">   완성 후 모양이 벌어지지 않는다. (마요네즈 아주 조금 발라도 괜찮음)</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05473.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042201944YQenwOi8MM6heZjlNL.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05474.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220195JfSmNSJa3nu1WyxXIkqAi6oS7MPj53xW.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05475.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220197Axce2yQt6T.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><font size="5"><strong>먹는다!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></font></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05476.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220198SbwYMX4JcFmuvyDEkqBE1M1Xvl.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">편의점 샌드위치 꺼ㅋ졍ㅋ</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05477.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220199ubsbA1ZYtWZ4wsfmlaj9gRn.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><strike>근데 추억의 그 맛이 아님ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</strike></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05479.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/1404220287cZ9BgWsfNzsowrApjg5CsdV4vdx4.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">입가심! 끝!!!!!!</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">와... 나 다시 초등학생이 된 것 같아@________@★</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;">근데 이거 우리 엄마만 해준건 아니죠?</div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="width:640px;height:425px;" alt="DSC05469.JPG" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201407/14042201591K5RrEYIxWFgyUwTQ.jpg"></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div align="center" style="text-align:left;"><br><br>ㅠㅠ<br><br><br></div>