<blockquote style="margin-right:0px;" dir="ltr"><div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(56) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>물가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>한숨 쉬며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어떡하지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>생 필수품이 떨어져 속세에 내려가 장을 봐야 하는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>어떻게 깨워서 생활비를 타내지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>소리 질러 깨면 무식하다 어쩌다 말이 많을 텐데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다고 손가락 빨고 있을 수만 없잖아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>안되겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>클럽 음악을 틀어서 깨워야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>휴대폰 음악 앱 쿡</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>띵가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>띵가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>띵가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>소리 질러</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>소리 질러</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>에브리 바디</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 귀야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>누구냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>대북방송 스피커 수준으로 마구 소음을 내는 한심한 녀석이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>태연하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스승님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>지금 무슨 말씀 하십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>대북방송 스피커를 철거한지가 언젠데 아직도 스피커 타령이십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>제발 시사에 눈 좀 뜨십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>나도 알아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>말이 그렇다는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 그렇고 아침부터 웬 오기냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>또 로또 복권 미끄러졌냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>한심한 녀석</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>어찌하여 아직도 사행심을 버리지 못하느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아이고 배고파</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>밥이나 줘</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>태연하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>없으니 손가락 빠십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그럼 벌써 모든 게 떨어졌단 말이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>저번에 생 필수품 사라고 쩐을 줬잖아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>물가가 올라 몇 가지 사지 못해 다 떨어지고 말았사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>벌써</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>정말 심각하구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>우리 같은 초서민은 어떻게 살라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>어이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>당분간은 단식을 해야 겠구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 그렇고 오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해서 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>지금 하늘 높은 줄 모르고 오르는 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>물가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아 뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>공포</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>두려움이요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>피부에 와 닿는 소름 그 자체니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>더욱이나 소리 소문 없이 야금야금 오를 작시면 심장이 조여 숨쉬기조차 힘들기 때문이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래서 옛날 어르신들이 말씀하시지 않으셨느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>물가에 가지 말라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>그만큼 원초적으로 사람들이 가장 무서워하는 게 물가인 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>태평하게 보이다가도 어느 순간 몰아치면 끝장이거든</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그러다보면 실업자가 늘고 노숙자가 늘어 극단적인 생각을 하거든</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이래서 물가안정이 최우선이 되어야 하는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>어유</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>어유</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>언제나 물가 걱정을 하지 않은 날이 오련 지 마냥 기다려지는 구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>안 그러냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>뭔가 정의가 약간 헷갈리기는 하지만 수긍이 갑니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하오면 스승님이 지척에 폭포가 있는데도 가서 씻지 않으신 것도 물가가 무서워 그러시는 것이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 씻지 않는 것이 아니라 폭포가 오염될까봐 자연보호 차원에서 그러는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이 녀석은 남의 속도 모르고 추접한 인간으로 모는 나쁜 버릇이 있다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>교활한 녀석 같으니라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게 내가 싫으면 당장 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입버릇처럼 말씀 드렸듯이 소인의 신념은 절이 보기 싫다고 떠나는 게 아니라 마음에 들 때까지 고치는 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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