<ol><li> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(41) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>효</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"> </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"> </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>체념</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>알아서 하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>오늘은 어버이 날이니 만큼 저도 숙연하게 생전의 부모님을 생각하며 경건한 시간을 갖도록 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>울먹이며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>엄마가 그리울 때</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">~ </span><span>엄마사진 꺼내 놓고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">~ </span><span>엄마 얼굴 보고나면 눈물이 납니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.~ (</span><span>갑자기 버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어머님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아버님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!~ </span><span>천국에서 잘 계시죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>소자도 두 분께서 염려해주신 덕에 잘 있사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>우정무대 왔나 보다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>잽싸게 신발 가져 오너라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>구경 가게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>정중하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스승님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>우정의 무대는 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1989</span><span>년 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">4</span><span>월 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">22</span><span>일 첫 방송을 시작하여 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1997</span><span>년 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">3</span><span>월 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">2</span><span>일까지 방영한 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">MBC </span><span>프로그램으로 지금은 추억이 되었사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아참</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 우정의 무대 주제곡 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>그리운 어머님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이 왜 들렸지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>소인이 오늘 어버이날을 기념하여 추억해보았사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코웃음을 치며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>허긴</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>평소에 불효를 저질러 부모님 속을 태운 것들이 노래방에 가면 꼭 닭 똥 같은 눈물을 흘리면서 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>불효자는 우옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!” </span><span>요딴거 부르지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..... </span><span>속이 환히 보는데도 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 됐고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해서 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>오늘이 어버이날이라고 온 방송이 효를 운운하며 떠드는데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>과연 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>효</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>치성</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>치성이라뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>하느님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>부처님 같은 신적 대상에게 자기의 소원이 이루어지기를 바라며 정성을 다하여 비는 거요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>소중한 분이니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>부모님이 아니었으면 어찌 세상의 빛을 보았겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그분들의 지극한 보살핌이 없었으면 어찌 이 험악한 세상에서 살아남을 수 있었겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그래서 부모님의 은혜는 하늘과 같다고 하지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그래서 우리는 그 보답에 최선을 다해야 한다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이제는 당신들의 살점을 모두 나눠줘 쇠약해지신 그 분들한테 건강의 치성을 올려야 한다는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>연례행사로 용돈 몇 푼 건네고 건강 제품 몇 개 보냈다고 생색내지 말고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>평소에 아무리 바빠도 안부전화를 드리는 것이 곧 효요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>우리의 의무다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>훌쩍이며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>불효부모사후회라고 했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이 말은 돌아가신 뒤에 후회하면 늦다는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>나도 지금 부모님을 생각하면 어찌 못되게 군것만 생각나는지 후회가 앞을 가린다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>소리죽여 흐느끼며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.....</span><span>어머님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">......</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>저도 동의하는 바입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하오면 스승님께서 지방 신문 인터뷰마다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>자신은 고아라 주장하시면서 이럴 거면 왜 태어났는지 모르겠다는 말씀을 하시는데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 부모님을 원망하신다는 말씀이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">... </span><span>그건 작전이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>곧 있으면 치러질 전국도사협회 회장 선거에서 표를 얻기 위한 일종이 퍼포먼스야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>속마음은 아직도 사랑하고 있다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>너 밤마다 저기 감나무 앞에 정화수 한잔 올리고 절하는 것 못 봤냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그게 다 부모님이 생전에 감을 좋아하셔서야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>가을이 와 감이 홍시가 되면 가장먼저 따서 올리고 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 염장 지르는데 뭐 있어요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 분명히 말했잖아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게도 맘에 안 들면 떠나라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입버릇처럼 말씀 드렸듯이 소인의 신념은 절이 보기 싫다고 떠나는 게 아니라 마음에 들 때까지 고치는 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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