<table border="7" width="100%" cellpadding="9" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#FFFFCC" style="border-style:solid;border-collapse:collapse;"><tbody><tr><td> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/146155008762a5f33dfce0448fa4f2c6da0d49200b__mn61638__w764__h401__f96081__Ym201604.jpg" width="764" height="401" alt="생각하는대로.jpg" style="text-align:center;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;border:none;background-color:#ffffff;" filesize="96081"></td></tr><tr><td> <br><font face="궁서" color="#c00000"><b><font size="6"> </font><font size="5">생각하는 대로 : 그녀의 거래</font></b></font><br><p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><br></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">이유는 모르겠다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>자신을 악마라 칭한 이가 다가와 소원을 들어줄테니<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>죽은 후의 내 영혼을 달라고 했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>나는 무엇을 말할까 고민하다 이거다 싶어 물었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>내 소원을 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">3</span>개로 늘려주는 게 소원<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>되죠<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">?"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">물론 악마는 일말의 망설임도 없이 대답했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>그거는 반칙<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>애초에 인간 하나당 내가 들어줄 수 있는 소원은 무조건 하나<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">단호하다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그는 다음의 말도 덧붙였다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>요즘 너 같은 애들이 한 둘이 아니라 최근에 규정이 바뀌었어<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"> 내가 해줄 수 있는 건 하나다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">."</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">하지만 나는 생각했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>만약 소원을 들어주는 대상이 악마가 아닌 나라면<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>그러면 혹시 지금 저 악마 놈이 말한 규정을 살짝 피해갈 수 있지 않을까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>불법 아닌 편법으로 말이다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">그런 생각에 난 지체 없이 물었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>좋아<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>그럼<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span><b><font color="#c00000">내 소원은 뭐든 내가 생각하는 대로 이루어지는 거야</font></b><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><b><font color="#c00000">!</font></b>"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">악마의 얼굴이 흙빛으로 변했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>놈은 안타깝다는 표정으로 말했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>젠장<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>꼼수를 피했더니 외통수군<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>빌어먹을<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>공무원 같은 소원기획부 새끼들 지들은 현장에 안 나온다고 항상 일을 허술하게 한단 말이야<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>어휴<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>안되는 건 아닌 모양이군<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>좋아<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>어서 그 능력을 줘<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>빨리<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>후회하지 않겠어<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>큰 힘은 그만큼의 책임이 뒤 따른다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">."</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>시끄러워<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>어서 그 능력이나 내게 주고 이야기하라고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..."</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>시말서를 쓰게 생겼군<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>좋아 어쩔 수 없지 계약이니까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>대신 세상이 멸망한다던가 우리 악마들을 죽이겠다거나 또는 영원히 산다던가 하는 건 안돼<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>뭐든 리미트가 있어야 하니까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>자 이제 능력을 주었어 하지만 말야<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>항상<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..."</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">말이 채 끝나기도 전에 악마가 사라졌다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">시험 삼아 악마가 지저분한 똥통에 나자빠지는 것을 상상한 것 뿐이었는데<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">그리곤 겨우 한 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">10</span>여초나 됐을까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>역겨운 구더기와 냄새나는 똥물을 뒤집어 쓴 악마가 씩씩 대며 다시 나타났다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3" color="#ff0000"><b><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>너 이 녀석<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>감히<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!!!"</span></b></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">몹시 화가 난 표정이었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>하지만 그는 그 뒤의 말을 채 잇지 못했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>왜냐하면 내가 다시 한 번 그를 내가 상상할 수 있는 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span>가장 더러운 재래식 화장실<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">] </span>그 구덩이 아래 던져 넣는 상상을 했기 때문이다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>화가 나 떠들던 그의 입 안 가득 그 오물이 채워지는 것 까지 말이다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">나의 힘이 두려웠을까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>악마는 더 이상 나타나지 않았다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. '</span>두고 보자<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!' </span>딱 그 한 마디만 남긴 채<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">모든 것이 완벽했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>생각만 하면 모두 얻을 수 있었으니까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! [</span>돈이 있으라<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!] </span>생각하니 돈이 생겼고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, [</span>잘생기고 멋진 남자와의 사랑<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">]</span>을 떠올리니<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>어디선가 배우처럼 멋들어진 남자가 다가와 내게 사랑을 고백했다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">아버지를 위해 상상할 수 있는 가장 멋진 차를 선물해 드렸고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">,</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">어머니를 위해 상상속의 가장 완벽한 집을 선물해 드렸다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">철학자 니체가 그랬던가<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span>신은 죽었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.]</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">아니 틀렸다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">신은 있다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">그리고 그것은 바로 나다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">나는 마치 이 세상의 신이 된 것 같은 기분이었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">힘든 하루<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">상상하는 것만으로 지친 내가 침대에 누워 이불을 덮었을 때<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>마냥 행복한 표정의 엄마가 다가와 웃으며 말씀하셨다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>잘 때 팔 다리 내 놓고 자지마<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>감기 걸려<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>그리고 그래 내 놓으면 <b><font color="#ff0000">귀신이 와서 이불 밖으로 빠져나간 거 다 잘라간다</font></b><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><b><font color="#ff0000">!</font></b>"</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">아니라고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>그런 일은 없다고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>하다 못 해 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span>팔다리가 잘려나가도 난 죽지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.]</span>라도 떠올리려 애써봤지만 생각은 이미 떠올랐고<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>현실이 되었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">그리고 수습을 위한 나의 마지막 생각은 어쩐지 잘 되지를 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">이불 밖으로 머리를 내밀고 자는 건 당연한 건데<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>피가 돌지 않아서인지 머리가 멍하다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">잘려진 머리통을 따라 시선도 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span>떼구르르<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">’ </span>구른다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">니체가 맞았다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span>생각하는 대로 다 이루는 자 그 생각으로 죽을것이다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.]</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">고로 <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span>신은 죽었다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.]</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3">아무 생각도 들지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>이게 죽는다는 걸까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>놀란 엄마 눈에는 보이지 않는 듯 했지만<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>악마 그 새끼가 어느새 나타나 기쁘게 웃고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"> <font face="돋움" size="3"> </font></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3" color="#ff0000"><b><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">"</span>야 이 계집애야<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">! </span>기다리느라 혼났다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>우리 이제 시작해 볼까<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>아주아주 즐거운 시간이 될 꺼다<span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">!"</span></b></font></p> <p style="margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="line-height:26.4px;"><font color="#ff0000" face="돋움" size="3"><b><br></b></font></span></p> <p style="margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="line-height:26.4px;"><font face="돋움" size="3">악마의 손에 든 양동이 가득 똥물이 넘실댄다.</font></span></p> <p style="margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="line-height:26.4px;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><br></font></span></p> <p style="line-height:220%;margin-left:10pt;margin-right:10pt;"><font face="돋움" size="3"><b>끝.</b></font></p></td></tr><tr><td> <br><b>작가의 말</b><br><br> 같은 상황, 당신의 빌게 될 소원은 뭘까요?<br><br>p.s 꼬릿말을 통해 저의 다른 글들을 볼 수 있습니다.</td></tr></tbody></table>
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[단편] 천국의 문 <추천>
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[단편] 악행의 경제학 <추천>
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=1025443&s_no=1025443&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=1025443&s_no=1025443&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편/19금] CTRL_Z <추천><추천><추천><글쓴이 약간 추천작>
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=1001297&s_no=1001297&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=1001297&s_no=1001297&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편] 문자왔어요 <추천><추천>
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990959&s_no=990959&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990959&s_no=990959&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편/19금] 죄와벌 <추천><추천>
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=992478&s_no=992478&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=992478&s_no=992478&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편/19금] 재배소녀 <추천><추천><추천><웃긴대학 월간 베스트 대호평작>
<a href="http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=fear&st=name&sk=rkgnl99&searchday=all&pg=4&number=70409">http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=fear&st=name&sk=rkgnl99&searchday=all&pg=4&number=70409</a>
[단편] 그게 나의 인생이었다 2
- 1편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=941122&s_no=941122&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=941122&s_no=941122&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 2편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=941138&s_no=941138&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=941138&s_no=941138&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편] 지옥에 오신 것을 환영합니다.
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=940857&s_no=940857&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=940857&s_no=940857&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편] 괴담과의 인터뷰 <추천>
- 상 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=939242&s_no=939242&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=939242&s_no=939242&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 하 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=939172&s_no=939172&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=939172&s_no=939172&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
[단편] 그게 나의 인생이었다 1 <추천>
<a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=933790&s_no=933790&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=933790&s_no=933790&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
★죄송합니다. 장편소설 두편(창녀와 나, 진혼무)는 개인사정으로 잠시 글을 내렸습니다.★
★죄송합니다. 장편소설 두편(창녀와 나, 진혼무)는 개인사정으로 잠시 글을 내렸습니다.★
[중편] 창녀와 나 <추천> <추천> <추천> <글쓴이 강력추천> <은근 호평작>
- 1편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76883&s_no=9540114&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76883&s_no=9540114&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 2편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76885&s_no=9540155&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76885&s_no=9540155&kind=member&page=2&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 3편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76888&s_no=9540383&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76888&s_no=9540383&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 4편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76941&s_no=9546156&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76941&s_no=9546156&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 5편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76951&s_no=9546852&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=76951&s_no=9546852&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 6편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77041&s_no=9558038&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77041&s_no=9558038&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 7편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77087&s_no=9563896&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77087&s_no=9563896&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
- 8편(완) : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77340&s_no=9606040&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=panic&no=77340&s_no=9606040&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=total&mn=61638</a>
[장편] 진혼무 <추천> <미흡하지만 은근 호평받은 초기작>
- 1~5편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990321&s_no=990321&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990321&s_no=990321&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 6~10편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990296&s_no=990296&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990296&s_no=990296&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 11~15편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990506&s_no=990506&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990506&s_no=990506&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 16~18편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990356&s_no=990356&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990356&s_no=990356&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 19편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990989&s_no=990989&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=990989&s_no=990989&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 20편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=992563&s_no=992563&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=992563&s_no=992563&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 21~22편 : <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=996138&s_no=996138&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=996138&s_no=996138&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>
- 23편(완): <a href="http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=995644&s_no=995644&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638">http://www.todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=995644&s_no=995644&kind=member&page=1&member_kind=humorbest&mn=61638</a>