<div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966708219c21e51d59854c0689eee961c5e71178__mn683511__w400__h439__f27879__Ym201706.jpg" width="400" height="439" alt="납득이~3.JPG" style="border:none;" filesize="27879"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">안녕 애드라</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">내가 오늘은 반말로 진행할거야.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그러고 싶은 기분이니 그리 알도록 해.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이제 여름이다, 그치?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">너네 친구들이랑 삼삼오오 계곡 바다 놀러가고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">고기도 꿔먹고 그럴거야 그치?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">저녁에 고기먹고, 다음날 라면먹을꺼야 그치?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">2박3일엔 카레먹을꺼고, 맞지?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">근데 너무 뻔해지지말자 우리</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">아침에, 좀 일찍 일어나서, 여자들을 뿅 꼬실수 있는 방법을 알려줄게</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">자 이제부터 김치찌개를 끓일거니까</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">잘 보고 따라와, 아라찌?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966709972bd48e09daf9488cb987fa9e9c375714__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f180501__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_215425.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="180501"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">우선 고기를 구워</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966712072978162468c5446e86edac945e571f12__mn683511__w250__h241__f9747__Ym201706.jpg" width="250" height="241" alt="여시 물음표.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="9747"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671010cebf1c13425e430192eb7e9e4f85c9d2__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f171115__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_215445.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="171115"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">후추를 뿌려 구워줘</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966712390fd4b4b9679343c3a933c0d4da3731ed__mn683511__w300__h232__f12107__Ym201706.jpg" width="300" height="232" alt="개구리물음표.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="12107"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671022019dd958aeb744d18393b146f6c41e31__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f177521__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_215836.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="177521"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">노릇노릇!</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671314b8778cbcf4d04cf3a231bb137b1a34a7__mn683511__w400__h301__f24110__Ym201706.jpg" width="400" height="301" alt="끝.JPG" style="border:none;" filesize="24110"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이제 맛있게 먹자</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671315deb2dc8abfb84448bc88921bb89312c9__mn683511__w300__h214__f9954__Ym201706.jpg" width="300" height="214" alt="나니.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="9954"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그럴리가 없지</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">난 김치찌개를 만들거라고 말했잖아?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이건 집에서 하는 방법이고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">너네는 놀러가서 저녁에 바베큐할거잖아?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그럼 따로 고기를 구워놔 숯불에</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">목살같은거 두세덩이 구워서 꼬불쳐놔</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671039f9912c85be954e21a327565ec64fb66e__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f211646__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_220617.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="211646"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그리고 그 고기를 냄비에 넣어</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671057df404a96342c436996f7daf006c2ef3a__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f216277__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_220728.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="216277"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">후라이팬에 삼겹살 기름 있잖아</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">거기에 김치 넣고 볶아</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671073c99fff1d464a4398b6f9ccf4bad021e7__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f211400__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221317.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="211400"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">김치는 존나 잘 익은것이어야해.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">푹 익도록 잘 볶아줘</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">돼지기름이 너무 건강에 안좋아보인다고?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그럼 산속에 들어가서 이끼랑 버섯처먹고 살아</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">평생살거니? 그렇게 평생살아 뭐할래?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">노잼인생이지</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/149667108587a4abf10b944b07aa803efe02ddc07e__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f141426__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221325.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="141426"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">파랑 양파좀 썰어놓고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671099c7bdfec97e454d758b30089a2511739f__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f148628__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221331.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="148628"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">양념장은 간단해</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">마늘 한숫갈, 고춧가루 한숫갈</div> <div style="text-align:center;">참기름 5방울, 간장 한숫갈, 설탕 반숫갈</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">미리 섞어서 락앤락에 싸가면 좋겠다, 그치?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966711188bdff4689ed34f47a4bca916e29503d6__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f184756__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221336.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="184756"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966715111294f2d43767450687a35125b94010db__mn683511__w350__h252__f13123__Ym201706.jpg" width="350" height="252" alt="박하선~3.JPG" style="border:none;" filesize="13123"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">음식물쓰레기국물 아니야.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">김치국물 두컵, 물 두컵, 사골국물 한컵</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이게 맛의 비결이야.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">사골국물을 어디서 났냐고?</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">갓뚜기 꼬리곰탕 써.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이건 진짜 꿀팁인데 형이 진짜 널 사랑해서 알려주는거다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">여튼 섞어서 준비해놔</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/14966716211d23c1909dda44148cc887c317433864__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f191062__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221633.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="191062"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">냄비에 고기랑 김치담고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671650c0e655be2ecc40b3b9c47e5adeb76c6c__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f201382__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221656.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="201382"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">아까 육수 부어</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671683df2f4c59a4014b16a5b2a00feecebe3d__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f190081__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_221733.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="190081"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">양념장 넣고 끓여</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">중불로 끓기 시작하면 한번 저어주고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">15분정도 중약불로 끓여서 불 꺼.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">형이 저번에 얘기했잖아.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">끓이는 건 재료에서 맛이 빠져나오는거고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">식히는 과정에서 맛이 다시 재료로 들어간다고.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그래서 전날 끓인 카레와 찌개가 맛있는거야.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">야, 형 조리과 중퇴생이야, 이 정도는 기본이지.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201706/1496671774db9566aee86c48fb959a703f776260af__mn683511__w1440__h1080__f187144__Ym201706.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="B612_20170605_223011.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="187144"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그렇게 완성된 게 이 김치찌개야.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> 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