<p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">유머일까 맨붕일까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">고민하다가 어쨌든 제가 맨붕에 빠졌던 일이므로 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">여기에 씀</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아직도 그 아저씨들이 뭐하시는 분들인지 모름으로 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">....</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">음슴체로 쓰겠음 그리고 편의상 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">와 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">B</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">로 지칭하겠음</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">때는 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">97</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">년 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">11</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">월 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">~ 12</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">월 쯤이었던 것으로 기억됨</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">어쨌든 추운날 밤</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">대략 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">10</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">시쯤</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">봉의중학교 뒷길에 자리잡고 있던 자취방으로 걸어가던 중</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">집에서 그리 멀지 않은 길가에 어떤 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">가 술취에 주무시고 계셨음</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">난 나름 착한 학생</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.. </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨를 깨우기시작함</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">나 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">: ‘</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨 여기서 이렇게 주무시면 큰일나요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A : ........................</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">처음엔 아저씨 어깨를 조금 흔들었으나 아저씨는 입맛까지 다셔가며 곤히 주무심</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">좀더 쎄게 흔들면서 아저씨를 깨움</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A : .....................................</span></p> <p> <span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">나 : ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">!! </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">!! </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">여기서 이렇게 주무시면 큰일나요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">!!!!!’</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">아저씨 A : .....................................(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">꿈적도 않함</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">)</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">한 그렇게 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">10</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">여분간 반응도 없는 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">와 씨름을 함</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">경찰에 신고해야하나 말아야 하나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">.. </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">고민을 하던 중</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">인기척이 들려 그쪽을 쳐다보니 아저씨 한 분이 오고 있었음</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">터벅터벅 내게로 다가오더니 술에 꼴아서 풀린 눈으로</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">B : ‘</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">학생 뭔 일이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">나 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">: ‘</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">가 술에 취하셔서 여기에 주무시고 계신 것 같은데 깨워도 일어나지 않으시네요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">어떻하죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">’ </span></p> <p> <span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">B ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">?!! </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">내가 깨워볼게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">’</span></p> <p> <span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">그러더니 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">가 인정사정없이 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">의 뺨을 후려침</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">...(싸닥션을 그렇게 찰지게 치는거 처음 봄)</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">난 황당했으나 그래도 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">꿈적도 않함</span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span></p> <p></p><p></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A : ...........................</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">B : ‘</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">햐 요것바라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">안일어나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">?’</span></p> <p> <span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">이번에 양쪽을 번갈아 가면서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">..</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">따닥 후려침</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">...</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">가 눈을 번쩍 뜨면서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">전설의 고향에서 시체가 눈뜨는 장면을 상상해보시면 알거임</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">A : ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">너 누군데 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">XX</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">놈이 남의 빰을 때려</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">!!!!!!!’ (</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">그렇게 말하며 벌떡 일어남</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">)</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">B : </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">‘</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">뭐 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">XX</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">놈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">, </span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">나이도 어린새끼가 형님한테 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">XX</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">놈이래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">!!!!(</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">그러면서 아저씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:-.7pt;">A</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:-.7pt;">의 멱살을 움켜줌</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">그리고 폭풍 싸움 시작</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">난 난감한 이상황을 어쩔까 하다가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...112</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">에 신고함 여기 봉의중학교 뒷길인데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">..</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">어떤 술취한 아저씨 둘이 막 싸우고 있다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">정신없이 업치락 뒤치락하는 틈을 타 난 튀었음</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';">왜 도망갔는지 모르겠음</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;"><br></span></p>
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