<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201406/1403831284bUBa1EUwz.jpg" width="516" height="375" alt="7.jpg" style="border:none;"></div><br><div> <p style="margin:6px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;color:#141823;font-size:14px;line-height:19.31999969482422px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">고산 씨랑 이 아줌마랑 공군에서 적응훈련 받을 때</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">공군 사병으로 복무 했었는데,</span></p> <div class="text_exposed_show" style="color:#141823;font-family:Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:19.31999969482422px;"> <p style="margin:0px 0px 6px;padding:0px;font-family:dotum, tahoma;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">고산씨는 어쨌든 러시아에서 정보라도 좀 얻어다가 우리나라에 제공하려다</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">러시아 측에 미운털 박혀서 탈락.</span></p> <p style="margin:6px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:dotum, tahoma;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">이 아줌마는 진상짓 하면서 끝까지 살아남음.</span></p> <p style="margin:6px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:dotum, tahoma;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">비하인드 스토리를 풀자면,</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">우주복 내피는 인체공학 맞춤 설계를 해야 해서,</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">모든 지원자가 각각 발가벗은채로</span><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;"> </span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">액화 합성 소재에 몸을 담궈</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">전신 형틀을 뜨는 과정이 있었음.</span></p> <p style="margin:6px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:dotum, tahoma;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">물론</span><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;"> </span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">남자지원자는 남자 보조원들만,</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">여자는 여자 보조원들만</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">그 방에 입회하여</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">그다지 성적 문제가 발생할 소지도 없었음.</span></p> <p style="margin:6px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:dotum, tahoma;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">헌데, 이 아줌마는</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">초반에 성희롱 드립을 치며</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">절대로 발가벗고는 못 들어가겠다 난리를 쳐서,</span><br style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'돋움', dotum;">처음엔 공군측에서 1회용 속옷을 일부러 조달해 줬었음.</span></p> 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