<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">최고인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이유</span><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">북미에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직까지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유부녀인게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실감이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">유부징어임</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">남편이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">결혼해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">산지</span><span lang="en-ca"> 9</span><span lang="ko">개월차</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나밖에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모름</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">첫</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑임</span><span lang="en-ca">.</span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">우선</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국인이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아님</span><span lang="en-ca">. 나 만나기 전엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해서는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">불고기</span><span lang="en-ca">” “</span><span lang="ko">김치</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">밖에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰랐음</span><span lang="en-ca">. <span> </span></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만나고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한글을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">독학하더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">요새도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국어를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열심히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">배우고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">뭐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">대박</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">대박을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">열심히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">외치고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다님</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">발음도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한인마트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">안녕하세요</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">직원분께</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드리면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국인</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국말로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대화를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시도하심</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그러고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">봉지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">필요하세요</span><span lang="en-ca">?” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물으시면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당황한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">네에</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">고마워요</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">제가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조금</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국말</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">미안합니다</span><span lang="en-ca">.” </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그러고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">강아지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똥마려운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈빛으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바라봄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">토스하겠다는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈빛</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그러고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">직원분이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국어로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대화하는걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부러운</span><span lang="en-ca">+</span><span lang="ko">자랑스러운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈빛으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바라봄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">차에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">장본걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싣고있는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">자기야</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">언제부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한국말을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘한거야</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span><span lang="ko">자기야는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑똑해</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">대박</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">대박</span><span lang="en-ca">,” </span><span lang="ko">이럼ㅋㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:36pt;"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈엔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세상에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아름답고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예쁘고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑똑하며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지혜로운</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">– </span><span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모두에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">한번은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친정에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄마랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대화를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나누는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옆에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">손을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰담쓰담하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨어지는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관찰하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">엄마랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고모가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">증세를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말기네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말기야</span><span lang="en-ca">” “</span><span lang="ko">어린놈이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안됐어</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">ㅉㅉ</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">오죽하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄마는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시댁에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">간다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">할때마다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가기전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">네</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">교육좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시키고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가라</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">시어머니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앞에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시어머니가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싫어하시겠다</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">이러심</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraph"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">엄마의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걱정도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이해가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가는게</span><span lang="en-ca">… </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시댁에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시어머니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앞에서까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">“</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">우리</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">ㅇㅇ이</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">엄청</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">이쁘지</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">? </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">화장해도</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">이렇게</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">이쁜데</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">엄마가</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">우리</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">ㅇㅇ이</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">쌩얼</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">못본게</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">안타깝다</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">. </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">세상에서</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">제일</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">예뻐</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">.” 나는 부끄러워서 남편 등짝을 후드려팸ㅋㅋㅋ</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">어느</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">날은</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">시어머니랑</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">만두</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">빚고</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">있었는데</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">“</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">우와</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">엄마보다</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">ㅇㅇ이가</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">훨씬</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">더</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">이쁘게</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">만들지</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">? </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">엄마는</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;"> 30</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">년</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">했는데</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">오늘</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">처음</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">만들어보는</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">우리</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">ㅇㅇ이는</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">역시</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">머리가</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">좋으니까</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">만두도</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">이쁘게</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">만들어</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">. </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">진짜</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">최고다</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">.”</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">시어머니는</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">근데</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">거기에</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">맞장구</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">쳐주심</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">“</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">그러게</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">니</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">손은</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">똥손인데</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">. </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">우리</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">ㅇㅇ이는</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">최고네</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">.” </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">난</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">몸둘바를</span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;"> </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:9pt;">모르겠음</span><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="en-ca" style="font-size:9pt;"><font face="Comic Sans MS">(남편은 정말 정말 만두를 못빚음. 만두 만들어놓으면 전부 다 터져버림 그래놓고는 나보고 고쳐놓으라고 함. 똥손이 만든 만두는 해리포터도 못고침.)</font></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">머리카락을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">드라이어로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“All hail the queen (</span><span lang="ko">모두</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여왕을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경배하라</span><span lang="en-ca">)” </span><span lang="ko">라며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닥에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿇고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숭배하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸짓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">참</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀여움</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">그럼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">바닥에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼른</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꿇고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편보다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">낮게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙이고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숭배하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몸짓을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">둘이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">누가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">숙이나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경쟁하다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">빵터져서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">미친듯이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">웃음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">제정신</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닌거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoListParagraph"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">소변은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무조건</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봐서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼마나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감사한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일인지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰랐는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">주변</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이야기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어보니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">이걸로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">스트레스</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싸우는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">커플들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">앉아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소변보시고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">변기와</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워실을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이삼일에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한번씩</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">청소하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편님께</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감사</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">매일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아침</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뜨면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여기저기에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마구마구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뽀뽀를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해줌</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">으흐흐흫흫흫</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">이런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이상한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">마구</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">물어보면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그냥</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀엽고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑스러운걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자연스럽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자는척하며</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뽀뽀하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어금니를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽉</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무너무너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑스럽고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀여워서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰래</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어금니를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꽉</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물게됨</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">결혼하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가장</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싸웠던</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는데</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">그게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하는걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">정말</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">비좁고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀찮아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">후딱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나오는걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좋아함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">그날은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싶다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">계속</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">살살</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">꼬시고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저녁식사도</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">자기야가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">원하는거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹자</span><span lang="en-ca">,” </span><span lang="ko">설거지도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">음식물</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓰레기랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">재활용도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그날따라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">속이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">안좋아서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보느라</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화장실에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">큰걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보고나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">부르자니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화장실</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냄새가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심한거임</span><span lang="en-ca">… </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그래서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고약한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">냄새를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샴푸냄새로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가려버리자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워실에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어가서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해버려서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삐쳐버림</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">별일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닌거로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생각해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">히히히</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워해버렸지롱</span><span lang="en-ca">!” </span><span lang="ko">이러면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얄밉게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">놀렸음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삐친채로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화내면서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차고로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">몰고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나가버림</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">당황해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭐지</span><span lang="en-ca">?! </span><span lang="ko">이러고</span><span lang="en-ca">… </span><span lang="ko">남편한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전화</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">샤워같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하자고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">혼자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해버려서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삐쳤어</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그렇다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">휙</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나가버리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">실망해서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">말싸움이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">시작됨</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그러고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싸움의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">끝은</span><span lang="en-ca">, 나: “나는 똥 냄새나서 샴푸냄새로 가릴려고 한건데ㅠㅠ </span><span lang="ko">알았어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> 똥냄새 나도 </span><span lang="ko">같이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">샤워하자ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca">남편: “난 네 똥냄새도 좋아ㅠㅠ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나도ㅠㅠ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화난다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집나가지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않을게ㅠㅠㅠ</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">고백하자면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핸드폰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트라우마가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있었음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">예전에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남친놈들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구년놈들에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">치부나</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">욕이나</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">나에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">대해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맘에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">않는걸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자</span><span lang="en-ca">/</span><span lang="ko">페북메세지로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들킨적이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어서</span><span lang="en-ca"> (</span><span lang="ko">그리고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이별행</span><span lang="en-ca">) </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남친폰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트라우마가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생김</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">전남친놈은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구</span><span lang="en-ca"> (</span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우기던</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">나중에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이별을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고하고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곧바로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사귀던</span><span lang="en-ca">)</span><span lang="ko">년이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친이랑은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지내</span><span lang="en-ca">?</span><span lang="ko">라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물음에</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">아</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">걔</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span><span lang="ko">이제</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곧</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헤어질거임</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너무</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">애들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">매력이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">없어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">별로더랔ㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내일</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모레쯤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차려고</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보낸</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뒤</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남친폰</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트라우마는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더더욱</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">심해짐</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">어떤한놈은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">운전하다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자오는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나자</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사람인줄</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">알고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">문자좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">읽어줘</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나한테</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">폰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">던져주었는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자는</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="en-ca"> (</span><span lang="ko">내이름</span><span lang="en-ca">)</span><span lang="ko">이랑은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헤어졌음</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span><span lang="ko">그때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술집에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">(</span><span lang="ko">딴여자이름</span><span lang="en-ca">)</span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헤어지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">너</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만나주겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했다며</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">빨리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전남친놈의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구놈</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">위</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전남친놈팽이가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고민</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">술집에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만난</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">(</span><span lang="ko">딴여자이름</span><span lang="en-ca">)</span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">맘에든다고</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">둘이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그날</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일날뻔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했는데</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">우선</span><span lang="en-ca"> (</span><span lang="ko">내이름</span><span lang="en-ca">)</span><span lang="ko">이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">헤어지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">걔랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자는게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">났겠지</span><span lang="en-ca">?” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> <span> </span></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소리내어</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">읽었고</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">차를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">세우라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">했고</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">핸드폰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그놈팽이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">얼굴에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쳐던지고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">굳바이를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">외침</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">그러고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">지금의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만나기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전까지</span><span lang="en-ca"> 5</span><span lang="ko">년동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">싱글이었음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">지금의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">우리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핸드폰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">오픈하지만</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남친이었을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">때</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">덜덜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">떨리는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">손으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">핸드폰을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">슬쩍</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">본적이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">속으로는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">또</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">욕하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어쩌지</span><span lang="en-ca">?” </span><span lang="ko">라는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">불안감과</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함께</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문자는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일정했음</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여신</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">진짜</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짱</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예쁨</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑똑해</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">요리도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잘해</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">페북에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">올린</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봄</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span><span lang="ko">나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">복</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받았나봐</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친이지</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">여친</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">귀여움</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑스러움</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">한국여자가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">짱</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">한국식당</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다고</span><span lang="en-ca">? </span><span lang="ko">안됐네</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">리얼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한식</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">먹는데</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">부럽냐</span><span lang="en-ca">? ” 남편 친구들도 포기함.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">이젠 여친에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">된</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아직도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">친구들에게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저렇게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이야기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다님</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">트라우마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">극복은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해결함</span><span lang="en-ca">! </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">이번해</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생일이었음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">남편이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">저녁약속이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있어서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일끝나마자마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">집에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">와서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">옷</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">차려입고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">화장도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신경써서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">일끝나고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데릴러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">남편이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예약시간</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">늦는거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아닐까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">조마조마</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가고있는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갑자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">연락이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">왔음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">급한일인듯</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">해보임</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사람들이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">와줄수</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있냐고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">평소같으면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">와이프</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">생일임</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">못감</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">ㅇㅇ</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">이러고</span><span lang="ko"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">단호박</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">이었을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">눈치를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">봄</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">그래서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔다가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">밥먹으러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가자</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">늦은시간으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">예약</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">늦출수있나</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">물어볼게</span><span lang="en-ca">,” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">남편이랑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갔는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">경비가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">삼엄해서</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">손님으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">출입하려면</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신분증</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">무슨</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동의서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사인하고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">하루동안</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">쓸수있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">카드키</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">받고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그래야</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">게이트</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뚫고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들어감</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">근데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동의서에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사원과의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">관계</span><span lang="en-ca">: </span><span lang="ko">이런</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">칸이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신나서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">부부관계, 와이프</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">크게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자랑스럽게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">씀</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회사</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소개시켜주겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">신나하는게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">느껴짐</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">동료들이랑도</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">막</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">인사시켜주고</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">어떤</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동료들은</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회의실에서</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">회의하는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갑자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">똑똑</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">노크하더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">문열고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">우리</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">아내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만나러</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">잠시</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나오세요</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">그러고는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한분</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한분</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">소개시켜줌</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">다들</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">와</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">이야기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">많이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">들었어요</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">라곸ㅋㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그러다</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">갑자기</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">한</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">동료가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">저기</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">이쪽으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="en-ca">…” </span><span lang="ko">그러더니</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">뭘</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보여주겠다고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">남편의</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책상이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">있는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">곳으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">데려감</span><span lang="en-ca">. “</span><span lang="ko">혹시</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span><span lang="ko">이거</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보셨어요</span><span lang="en-ca">?” </span><span lang="ko">라몈ㅋㅋㅋ</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책상을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">보여주는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책상에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사진</span><span lang="en-ca">, </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">우리사진으로</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">커버</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">되어있음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span><span lang="ko">컴퓨터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모니터부터</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">책상유리까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사진</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">가끔</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">내가</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">점심도시락에</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">붙여주는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="en-ca">“</span><span lang="ko">사랑해</span><span lang="en-ca">” </span><span lang="ko">포스트잇까지</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">전부</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">모아둠</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">좀</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">창피했는데</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">감동이었음</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">사랑받고</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사니까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">엄청</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">행복함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="ko">나는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">항상</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편이</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">나를</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑하는</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">만큼</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">남편을</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">어떻게</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">더</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">사랑해줄까</span><span lang="ko"> </span><span lang="ko">고민함</span><span lang="en-ca">. </span></font></p> <p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS">여러분 결혼은 정말 사랑하는 사람이랑 꼭 하세요 사는게 매일매일 행복하답니다!!!</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span lang="en-ca"></span></font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></p>