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    <p>광장</p><p>원작: 최인훈</p><p>각색: 故비누대위</p><p><br></p><p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">SKT 매장 안 생김새는</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">통로보다 조금 높게 점원들이 앉아 있고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">고객은 왼편에서 들어와서 바른편으로 빠지게 돼 있다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">두 사람의 점원과</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">부모님 두 분</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">합쳐서 네 명</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그들 앞에 가서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">걸음을 멈춘다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">앞에 앉은 점원이</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">부드럽게 웃으면서 말한다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">앉아봐</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">비누대위는 움직이지 않았다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생은 어느 휴대폰을 사겠소</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그들은 서로 쳐다본다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">앉으라고 하던 점원이</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">윗몸을 테이블 위로 바싹 내밀면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">말한다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리도</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">마찬가지 외국산 스마트폰이요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">액세서리도 안 팔고 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">A/S</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">도 안 되는 낯선 폰을 사서 어쩌자는 거요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">다시 한 번 생각하시오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. 2</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">년간 돌이킬 수 없는 중대한 결정이란 말요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">스펙 좋은 베가를 왜 포기하는 거요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">이번에는</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그 옆에 앉은 점원이 나앉는다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">지금 통신사에서는</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">베가 고객들을 위한 특별 할부원금 정책을 냈소</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생은 누구보다도 더 싸게 베가를 가지게 될 것이며</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">최신 스마트폰으로 시샘 받을 것이오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">듀얼코어 스마트폰은 학생이 주인이 되기를 기다리고 있소</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. 800</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">만 화소 카메라도 학생의 선택을 반길 거요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그들은 머리를 모으고 소곤소곤 상의를 한다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">처음에 말하던 점원이</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">다시 입을 연다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생의 심정도 잘 알겠소</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">오랜 타 통신사와 폴더 폰 생활에서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">물리 키패드의 간사한 꼬임수에 유혹을 받지 않을 수 없었다는 것도 용서할 수 있소</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그런 염려는 하지 마시오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생의 하찮은 잘못을 탓하기보다도</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생이 우리 통신사에게 바칠 충성을 더 높이 평가하오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">일체의 보복 행위는 없을 것을 약속하오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생은</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"> </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">점장이</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">날카롭게 무어라 외쳤다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">설득하던 점원은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">증오에 찬 눈초리로 비누대위를 노려보면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">내뱉었다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">좋아</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">눈길을</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">방금 도어를 열고 들어서는 다음 호갱에게 옮겨 버렸다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">아까부터 그는 설득 자들에게 간단한 한마디만을 되풀이 대꾸하면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">지금 다른 대리점에서 동시에 진행되고 있을 광경을 그려 보고 있었다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그리고 그 자리에도 자기를 세워 보고 있었다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">자넨 무슨 고객인가</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">신규고객이군</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">점원은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">앞에 놓인 서류를 뒤적이면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">,</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리라 지만 막연한 얘기요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">제 나라 스마트폰보다 나은 폰이 어디 있겠어요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리 써본 사람들이 한결같이 하는 얘기지만</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리 써봐야 조국이 소중하다는 걸 안다구 하잖아요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">? </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생이 지금 가슴에 품은 열망은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">나도 압니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">우리나라 스마트폰들이 최적화라든지 사후지원이라든지 여러 가지 모순을 가지고 있는 걸 누가 부인합니까</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">? </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그러나 갤럭시엔 뛰어난 스펙이 있습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">스마트폰은 무엇보다도 스펙이 소중한 것입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생은 폴더폰 생활과 폰 없는 생활을 통해서 이중으로 그걸 느꼈을 겁니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">스마트폰은</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">허허허</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">강요하는 것이 아닙니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">다만 내 나라 내 민족의 한사람이</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">타향 만리 이국 스마트폰을 쓰겠다고 나서서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">동족으로서 어찌 한마디 참고되는 이야길 안 할 수 있겠습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">우리는 삼성의 빵빵한 통신사 지원금을 받고 온 것입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">한 고객이라도 더 건져서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">갤럭시의 품으로 데려오라는</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">중립국</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">당신은 완전한 신규고객입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">갤럭시는 지금 당신을 요구하고 있습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">당신은 뛰어난 스펙을 버리고 떠나 버리렵니까</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">스마트폰을 많이 알수록 불만이 많은 법입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그러나</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그렇다고 휴대폰을 없애 버리겠습니까</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">? </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">맘에 안든다고 말이지요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생 한 사람을 잃는 건</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">다른 고객 열을 잃은 것보다 더 큰 민족의 손실입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생은 아직 젊습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">학생이 쓰기에는 블랙베리는 너무 비쌉니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">나는 당신보다 스마트폰을 약간 더 썼다는 의미에서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">형으로서 충고하고 싶습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">갤럭시의 품으로 돌아와서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">뛰어난 스펙을 누리십시오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">게임도 없는 낯선 스마트폰을 써서 고생하느니</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그쪽이 학생 개인으로서도 행복이라는 걸 믿어 의심치 않습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">나는 학생을 처음 보았을 때</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">대단히 인상이 마음에 들었습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">뭐 어떻게 생각지 마십시오</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">나는 동생처럼 여겨졌다는 말입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">만일 갤럭시를 사는 경우에</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">개인적인 사은품을 제공할 용의가 있습니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">어떻습니까</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">?”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">비누대위는 고개를 쳐들고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">반듯하게 된 타일 천장을 올려다본다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">한층 가락을 낮춘 목소리로 혼잣말 외듯 나직이 말할 것이다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“</span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">블랙베리</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.”</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">점원은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">손에 들었던 볼펜 꼭지로</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">테이블을 툭 치면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">곁에 앉은 부모님을 돌아볼 것이다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">부모님은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">어깨를 추스르며</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">눈을 찡긋 하고 웃겠지</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p><p class="1" style="text-indent:5.0pt;mso-pagination:none;text-autospace:none;mso-padding-alt:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;"><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">나오는 문 앞에서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">가입 서류에 희망 전화번호를 적고 천막을 나서자</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">그는 마치 재채기를 참았던 사람처럼 몸을 벌떡 뒤로 젖히면서</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">마음껏 웃음을 터뜨렸다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">. </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">눈물이 찔끔찔끔 번지고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">, </span><span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">침이 걸려서 캑캑거리면서도 그의 웃음은 멎지 않았다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 함초롬바탕; letter-spacing: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">.</span></p></p>
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