<p class="p1">모든<span class="s1"> </span>우리<span class="s1"> </span>회사<span class="s1"> </span>앞에는<span class="s1"> </span>맛있는<span class="s1"> </span>집이<span class="s1"> </span>없고<span class="s1"> </span>모든<span class="s1"> </span>남의<span class="s1"> </span>회사<span class="s1"> </span>앞에는<span class="s1"> </span>맛있는<span class="s1"> </span>집이<span class="s1"> </span>많다<span class="s1">. </span>태평로를<span class="s1"> </span>사이에<span class="s1"> </span>둔<span class="s1"> </span>동아일보<span class="s1"> </span>기자들이<span class="s1"> </span>조선일보<span class="s1"> </span>앞에<span class="s1"> </span>와서<span class="s1"> </span>밥을<span class="s1"> </span>먹고<span class="s1"> </span>조선일보<span class="s1"> </span>기자들은<span class="s1"> </span>동아일보<span class="s1"> </span>쪽에<span class="s1"> </span>가서<span class="s1"> </span>밥을<span class="s1"> </span>먹는다<span class="s1">. </span>기이한<span class="s1"> </span>일이다<span class="s1">.</span></p> <p class="p1">날씨가<span class="s1"> </span>갑자기<span class="s1"> </span>추워진데다<span class="s1"> </span>귀찮아서<span class="s1"> </span>어쩔<span class="s1"> </span>수<span class="s1"> </span>없이<span class="s1"> </span>회사<span class="s1"> </span>근처<span class="s1"> </span>중국집에<span class="s1"> </span>갔다<span class="s1">. </span>탕수육<span class="s1"> </span>하나와<span class="s1"> </span>짬뽕<span class="s1"> </span>짜장<span class="s1"> </span>볶음밥<span class="s1"> </span>등을<span class="s1"> </span>시켰다<span class="s1">. </span>탕수육이<span class="s1"> </span>먼저<span class="s1"> </span>나왔는데<span class="s1"> </span>간장<span class="s1"> </span>종지가<span class="s1"> </span>두<span class="s1"> </span>개뿐이다<span class="s1">. </span>우리<span class="s1"> </span>일행은<span class="s1"> </span>네<span class="s1"> </span>명인데<span class="s1"> </span>간장은<span class="s1"> </span>두<span class="s1"> </span>개<span class="s1">. </span>종업원을<span class="s1"> </span>불러<span class="s1"> "</span>간장<span class="s1"> </span>두<span class="s1"> </span>개<span class="s1"> </span>더<span class="s1"> </span>주세요<span class="s1">" </span>했더니<span class="s1"> </span>그분이<span class="s1"> </span>이렇게<span class="s1"> </span>말했다<span class="s1">. "</span>간장은<span class="s1"> 2</span>인당<span class="s1"> </span>하나입니다<span class="s1">."</span></p> <p class="p1">간장은<span class="s1"> 2</span>인당<span class="s1"> </span>하나<span class="s1">. </span>대가리<span class="s1"> </span>두<span class="s1"> </span>개당<span class="s1"> </span>하나<span class="s1">. </span>간장님은<span class="s1"> </span>너<span class="s1"> </span>같은<span class="s1"> </span>놈한테<span class="s1"> </span>함부로<span class="s1"> </span>몸을<span class="s1"> </span>주지<span class="s1"> </span>않는단다<span class="s1">, </span>이<span class="s1"> </span>짬뽕이나<span class="s1"> </span>먹고<span class="s1"> </span>떨어질<span class="s1"> </span>놈아<span class="s1">. </span>그렇게<span class="s1"> </span>환청이<span class="s1"> </span>증폭되면서<span class="s1"> </span>참을<span class="s1"> </span>수<span class="s1"> </span>없는<span class="s1"> </span>상태가<span class="s1"> </span>됐다<span class="s1">.</span></p> <p class="p1">여기가<span class="s1"> </span>무슨<span class="s1"> </span>배급사회인가<span class="s1">. </span>내가<span class="s1"> </span>아우슈비츠에<span class="s1"> </span>끌려가다가<span class="s1"> "</span>마지막<span class="s1"> </span>소원이<span class="s1"> </span>있으니<span class="s1"> </span>그것은<span class="s1"> </span>바로<span class="s1"> </span>짬뽕<span class="s1"> </span>한<span class="s1"> </span>그릇과<span class="s1"> </span>탕수육<span class="s1"> </span>몇<span class="s1"> </span>점<span class="s1"> </span>먹는<span class="s1"> </span>것이오<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>애걸하고<span class="s1">, </span>검은<span class="s1"> </span>제복을<span class="s1"> </span>입은<span class="s1"> </span>간수가<span class="s1"> "</span>네<span class="s1"> </span>마지막<span class="s1"> </span>소원을<span class="s1"> </span>들어주마<span class="s1">. </span>그러나<span class="s1"> </span>간장은<span class="s1"> 2</span>인당<span class="s1"> </span>하나<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>말하는<span class="s1">, </span>뭐<span class="s1"> </span>그런<span class="s1"> </span>것인가<span class="s1">. </span>내가<span class="s1"> </span>짜장면<span class="s1"> </span>한<span class="s1"> </span>그릇<span class="s1"> </span>시키고<span class="s1"> "</span>한<span class="s1"> </span>그릇<span class="s1"> </span>시켰지만<span class="s1"> </span>두<span class="s1"> </span>그릇<span class="s1"> </span>줄<span class="s1"> </span>수<span class="s1"> </span>있습니까<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>물은<span class="s1"> </span>것도<span class="s1"> </span>아니고<span class="s1"> "</span>군만두<span class="s1"> </span>시켰으나<span class="s1"> </span>탕수육을<span class="s1"> </span>서비스로<span class="s1"> </span>줄<span class="s1"> </span>수<span class="s1"> </span>있나요<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>물은<span class="s1"> </span>것도<span class="s1"> </span>아니지<span class="s1"> </span>않은가<span class="s1">. </span>간장은<span class="s1"> 2</span>인당<span class="s1"> </span>하나라니<span class="s1">. </span>당장<span class="s1"> </span>쿠팡이나<span class="s1"> </span>위메프에<span class="s1"> </span>간장<span class="s1"> </span>한<span class="s1"> </span>박스를<span class="s1"> </span>주문해<span class="s1"> </span>이<span class="s1"> </span>집에<span class="s1"> </span>배달시키고<span class="s1"> </span>다음에<span class="s1"> </span>와서는<span class="s1"> "</span>내가<span class="s1"> </span>킵해놓은<span class="s1"> </span>간장<span class="s1"> </span>있지<span class="s1">? </span>그것<span class="s1"> </span>좀<span class="s1"> </span>가져와<span class="s1">. </span>대접에<span class="s1"> </span>간장을<span class="s1"> </span>부어<span class="s1"> </span>먹을<span class="s1"> </span>테니까<span class="s1"> </span>대접도<span class="s1"> </span>네<span class="s1"> </span>개<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>말하고<span class="s1"> </span>싶어졌다<span class="s1">. </span>어떤<span class="s1"> </span>경우에는<span class="s1"> </span>을이<span class="s1"> </span>갑을<span class="s1"> </span>만든다<span class="s1">.</span></p> <p class="p1">매식<span class="s1">(</span>買食<span class="s1">)</span>이<span class="s1"> </span>일상인<span class="s1"> </span>직장인들과<span class="s1"> </span>매식<span class="s1">(</span>賣食<span class="s1">)</span>이<span class="s1"> </span>생계인<span class="s1"> </span>음식점<span class="s1"> </span>종사자들은<span class="s1"> </span>항상<span class="s1"> </span>부딪힌다<span class="s1">. </span>서로<span class="s1"> </span>조심해야<span class="s1"> </span>한다<span class="s1">. </span>설렁탕을<span class="s1"> </span>주문했고<span class="s1"> </span>설렁탕이<span class="s1"> </span>나왔는데도<span class="s1"> "</span>감사합니다<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>말해야<span class="s1"> </span>한다<span class="s1">. </span>먹은<span class="s1"> </span>만큼<span class="s1"> </span>돈을<span class="s1"> </span>냈는데도<span class="s1"> "</span>고맙습니다<span class="s1">"</span>라고<span class="s1"> </span>말한다<span class="s1">. </span>그게<span class="s1"> </span>이<span class="s1"> </span>이상한<span class="s1"> </span>도시에서<span class="s1"> </span>살아가는<span class="s1"> </span>방식이다<span class="s1">.</span></p> <p class="p2"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">나는</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">그</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">중국집에</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">다시는</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">안</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">갈</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">생각이다</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">. </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">간장</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">두</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">종지를</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">주지</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">않았다는</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">그</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">옹졸한</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">이유</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">때문이다</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">. </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">그</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">식당이</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">어딘지는</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">밝힐</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">수</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">없다</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">. '</span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">중화</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">' '</span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">동영관</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">' '</span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">루이</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">'</span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">는</span><span class="s1" style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"> </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">아니다.</span></p> <p class="p2"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <hr>어떤 민족 정론지의 중국집 맛집 소개. <div><br></div>