<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Wi7YWzkaiUE" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"></iframe></p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><a target="_blank" href="https://youtu.be/Wi7YWzkaiUE" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Wi7YWzkaiUE</a></span> </p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"> <b><span style="font-family:gulim, dotum, helvetica, applegothic, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">타임라인으로 정리하려니 8분이 걸린다옹. </span></b> </p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"> <b><span style="font-family:gulim, dotum, helvetica, applegothic, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">(이건 고양이뉴스 국장님 말투라옹. 짤에 나오는 고양이..아니 그분이 국장님이라옹.)</span></b> </p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">밑에 짤도 있으니, 유툽 클릭 안해도 된다옹. </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(짤도 기~니까, 눈만 쓸지, 눈과 귀를 쓸지 선택하라옹.)</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.5;"> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16191126016a57521ffbb7451da8ac40d09e807e50__mn344596__w800__h450__f38459__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020914998.jpg" style="width:800px;height:450px;" filesize="38459"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1619112602c916d4b411564972be30946784313f1f__mn344596__w800__h450__f39675__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020914998_01.jpg" style="width:800px;height:450px;" filesize="39675"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1619112603d5bec5620c5b4bdd8a9378017f131cb6__mn344596__w800__h451__f67997__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020914998_02.jpg" style="width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="67997"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img 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<p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1619112977ee05b4b31988416387b3b9406f453b4f__mn344596__w800__h451__f69799__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020948511_15.jpg" style="width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="69799"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16191129786d9da78e8af64f1a92f356c5f7c53b2b__mn344596__w800__h451__f69196__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020948511_16.jpg" style="width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="69196"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1619112979c5c181a2c73f4d25b5ce2d21e3dfd08b__mn344596__w800__h451__f69644__Ym202104.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20210423_020948511_17.jpg" style="width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="69644"></p> <p> </p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">위대하고 훌륭한 헌법 수호자님이시여! (북조선 티비 아줌마톤)</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">위이대애하고 후울륭한 허~은뻡 수호자아니임이시이여~</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">대체 범인은 누굽니꽈?</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">===</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">요약.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">도장을 몰래 쾅! 찍어서 표창장 위조했어. 너 범인! </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(당사자 불러서 묻지도 않고 광속 기소)</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">도장 몰래 찍어 쾅!은 무죄로 끝.</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">준비해놓은 증거는 디지털인데.. 어쩌지?? 공소장 변경인지 추가인지 아몰랑. </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(그걸 또 법원? 재판부가 받아주네!)</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(님들 생각해보셍. 한번 걸은게 아니면 여기서 끝나야지. </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-family:gulim, dotum, helvetica, applegothic, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">급하게 마구했다쳐도, 자신이 쓴 공소장을 부정했어. 어떻게든 잡겠다고...</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-family:gulim, dotum, helvetica, applegothic, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> 그럼 일반인들 한테는 어떨거 같수?)</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">정교수는 동양대PC 가져가서, 서울 집에서 디지털 위조 아무튼 위조, 징역 4년 & 벌금 5억ㄱㄱ</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">검찰이 포렌식한 PC.. 그렇게 좀 보여달라고 해도 안해주더니</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">나중에 보니, 정교수에 유리한 알리바이는 싹 감췄었네!?</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">그리고... </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">동양대 총장은 제 1야당의 비례대표 국회의원 후보로 출마를 하려 했다고?</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(안동, 대구MBC에서만 뜬 뉴스)</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">한 번 더 짧게 정리.</span></b></p> <p style="line-height:1.15;"><b><span style="font-size:14px;">(글 끝에 강조하는 부분을 보라옹.)</span></b></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1619116542dae6c0a30abd4d8d8f95365cbab7395f__mn344596__w800__h2850__f235695__Ym202104.png" alt="KakaoTalk_20210422_120922330.png" style="width:800px;" filesize="235695"></p> <p> </p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">앗! 이거 전부 고양이가 한거에요!</span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">본문 제목은 내용을 강조한 것이고요. </span></b></p> <p><b><span style="font-size:14px;">의혹이라고요 의혹! 에이~ 아시죠?</span></b></p>