<p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">E01 - </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">휴가 중 할머니 구한 썰</span></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">(</span><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=689040&s_no=689040&page=5" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=humorbest&no=689040&s_no=689040&page=5</a><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; letter-spacing: 0pt; line-height: 1.8;">)</span></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">E02 - </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">면회실 근무했던 썰</span></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">(</span><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=military&no=23063&s_no=23063&page=10">http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/view.php?table=military&no=23063&s_no=23063&page=10</a><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">)</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">예전에 동게에 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">'</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">짬타이거 말로</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">'</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">라는 제목으로 베오베까지 갔었던</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">...</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">사연입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">좀 더 자세하게 써보도록 하겠습니다 </span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋㅋ</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">9</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">월 초 쯤</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">? </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">아주아주 강력한 태풍이 온 왔음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">태풍 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">'</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">말로</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">'</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">라고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">... </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">흔치않은 가을태풍이었던 걸로 기억함</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">태풍이 몰아치는 날씨에 열심히 근무를 하다가</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">... </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">하번을 함</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">우리 내무실로 갔더니 내 자리에 왠 박스가 있음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">박스 내용물을 봤더니</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">세상에</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">새끼고양이가 뙇</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">옆에 있던 선임에게 물었음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">"</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이게 뭡니까</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">?"</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">"</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">어 반장이 오늘부터 키우라카더라</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">니가 키움 됨 </span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">"</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">허허, 사연이 즉슨 이렇게 된 거였음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">내가 근무한 곳의 반대쪽 게이트 초병들은 휘몰아치는 날씨에 벌벌 떨며 근무를 서고 있었음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">다행히 이쪽은 입출영자가 그렇게 많지는 않</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. 근데 </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">그 와중에 이상한 것을 발견함</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">왠 쥐새끼 같은게</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> 물에 쫄딱 젖어서 게이트 옆쪽에 내팽겨져 있음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">뭔가싶어 다가가 봄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">워메</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">! </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">고양이 새끼임</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">!!</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">일단 비를 안맞게 공중전화부스</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">휴가자를 위한 거라 생각됨</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">, </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">근데 전화기는 없었음 </span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">)</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">에 넣어둠</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">그리고 반장에게 보고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. "X</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">정문 병장 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">XXX</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">입니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">여기 고양이 새끼가 한마리 떨어져 있어서 보고드립니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">."</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">보고 후 반장은 빽차</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">경광등 달린 레토나</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">)</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">를 타고 고양이를 업어옴</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">그리고는 당직조장에게 고양이 키울 줄 아는 병사 없냐고 물어봤다함</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">그래서 내 이름이 호명됨</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">반장 왈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">, "</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이 고양이를 무사히 살려서 키우면 휴가를 줄 터이고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">, </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">만약 죽게 될 경우 너의 휴가는 없</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">다</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">"</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">그때부터 나는 고양이관리병이 됨</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">팔자에도 없는 짬타이거를 키우게 된 거임</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">동게에 보면 길고양이에게 간택받은 분들이 보이는데</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">... </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">난 무려 군대에서 헌병반장님께 간택됨.</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">...</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㄷㄷ</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">일단 요놈의 이름은 말로라고 지었음. 태풍 말로처럼 강하게 크거라...는 의미임.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><br></span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">암튼 이 새끼짬타이거는 좀 상황이 심각했음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">생후 일주일에서 열흘가량 되보임</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">요런 놈들은 고양이용 분유를 먹여야됨</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">근데 군대에 그런거 없</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">음</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅋ</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">뭐 먹일게 있어야지</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">... </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">고양이에게 우유를 먹이면 안되는걸 알고 있었지만</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">...어쩌겠나 </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">우유 밖에 먹일 게 없음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">어디서 주사기를 구해와서 입에 갖다댔으나 잘 못먹음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">어미의 젖꼭지와 비슷한 걸 찾아야했음</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">.</span></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="0"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">결국</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0pt;">...</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">내 손가락을 희생함</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:함초롬바탕;mso-font-width:100%;letter-spacing:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">. </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">우유를 새끼손가락에 묻혀 입에 갖다대니 이놈이 드디어 먹기시작함....</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">ㅠㅠ</span></span></p><p class="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:함초롬바탕;mso-font-width:100%;letter-spacing:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;"><br></span></p><p class="0">근데 손가락에 묻혀서 먹어봐야 얼마나 먹겠음... 배고프다고 앵앵거리고 손가락은 퉁퉁 불고</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">결국 수의과 다니는 누나에게 콜을 함. 이틀 후에 아깽이용 젖병과 분유가 도착 ㅋ</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">하지만 택배가 오기까지 이틀 동안은 지옥이었음 ^^ </p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">헌병은 24시간 크루 근무이기 때문에 심야근무시간이 되면 새벽에 막내들이 깨움. </p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">나 자고 있는데 막 후임이 깨웠음. </p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">"000일병님 00시00분입니다. " </p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">?? 나 상번 아닌데? 왜 깨움?</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">"고양이 우는 데 말입니다...."</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">...순간 짜증이 확 났으나... 고양이 울음소리로 다른 선임들이 잠 설쳐서 해꼬지할까봐 겁났음.</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">새벽 4시에 잠깨서 손가락에 우유 묻혀서 앵앵거리는 아깽이에게 물리고 있는데 참 감정이 복받침.</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">난 오전근무라서 7시에 근무 준비해야하는데 이 시간에 왜 이러고 있는건지...</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">이 놈의 고양이는 왜 이렇게도 앵앵거리는지.... 어미가 보고 싶어 그러나 싶고...</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">울컥해서 눈물 날뻔. 나란 남자 새벽에 감수성이 폭발하는 남자임. 진짜 쫌 울먹거렸음. ㅎㅎ;;</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">분유와 젖병이 도착한 뒤로는 다행히 앵앵거리는 횟수가 좀 줄었음. 그 후로 병치레도 없이 쑥쑥 잘 큼 ㅋ</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">알고보니 누나가 분유 사는데 돈 좀 썼다함;; 비싼 거였음 ㅋ</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">암튼 결론은 이 놈 무럭무럭 자라서 이제 우리집에서 먹고 싸고 놀고 잘 하고 잇음 ^^</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">부모님 이쁨도 듬뿍듬뿍 받고 잘자라서 짬타이거가 이쁜 집고양이가 됨 ㅋ</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">근데 우리집 고양이 중에 젤 못생김 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">그리고 아직도 손가락 빠는 버릇이 남아있음 ^^;;</p><p class="0"><br></p><p class="0">사진은 댓글에 ㅎㅎ</p>