<div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">웃기는 일 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">1</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">눈 크게 뜨고</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">세상 자세히 보면</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">피부색 검은 민족</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">그 나라 여자 머리</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">태어나면서 꼬불꼬불</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">좀 심하기는 하지만</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">그들끼리 인정하는</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">미인 곧게 편 머리</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">주변 나라 여인 머리</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">곧게 자라 참 예쁜데</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">그들은 바른 머리</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">일부러 꼬부리면서</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">꼬부랑 머리 유행시킨</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">꼬부라진 머리 펴려</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">펴진 머리 꼬부리려</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">참 알 수 없는 여심</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">옛 어른들 말씀</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">“ </span><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">신체발부 수지부모 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">”</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">참 정성으로 다듬었는데</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">웃기는 일 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">2</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">시내를 걷다 보면</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">남자인지 여자인지</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">구분 안 가는 이들</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">눈에 자주 뜨이는데</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">한동안 이름 성씨 동성</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">집안 어른 혼인도 막았던</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">이젠 이름 동성이 아닌</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">남자남자 여자여자 동성</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">세상 기본 이치를 벗어난</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">동성끼리 혼인 참 웃기는</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">웃기는 일 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">3</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">요즈음 가끔 들리는</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">뜻하지 않은 행운에</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">복권 당첨 큰 돈 생긴</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">어쩌다 절반 다시 원점</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">옛날 모습으로 돌아온다고</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">“ </span><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">고기도 먹어본 사람이 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">”</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">“ </span><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">먹는다는 말 생각나는 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">”</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">큰돈에 정신 나간 사이 폭삭 망한</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">웃기는 일 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">4</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">요즈음 유행하는 왜식</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">또 다른 걱정 생긴 듯</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">이젠 예의 갖춘 식당</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">신중히 골라야 할 듯</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">최근 어느 요리사</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">손님에게 했던 말</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">“ </span><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">국수 쳐 드시고 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">”</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">“ </span><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">제 할 일 않는다 타박 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">”</span></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">무엇이 그리 급했는지</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">기본 인성도 못 갖춘</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">그런 식당 종업원이나</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">국수 맛 잊지 못해</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">   </font><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;"><font size="4">애걸하는 몇몇 이들</font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">유 유 상 종 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'궁서체';font-weight:bold;">?</span></font></div> 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