<p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><embed src="http://player.bgmstore.net/xCnL5" width="422" height="180"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">사건의 발단은 물론 내가 랭크게임을 돌린 것이다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">정말로 간만에 돌리는 랭겜이라서 나는 게임에 굉장히 무뎌져 있는 상태였다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">감이 떨어져서 게임을 지면 어떡하지, 요즘 메타를 못 따라가면 어떡하지, 하는 걱정이 있었다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">허나 픽밴창에 들어가자마자 눈 앞에 펼쳐진 광경을 목도하자</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">수년간 거주하며 얼핏 깨우칠법도 했던 브론즈라는 똥통의 처절한 승부감각이 다시금 내 심장을 죄어오는듯 하였다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile261.uf.daum.net/image/275AD53D561D0EEA1E9CC0" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"><font color="#ffffff"><img src="http://postfiles6.naver.net/20151015_149/qsbkap_1444901331434EPlcq_PNG/1.png?type=w2" width="740" height="141" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"></font></a></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><그림1 - 야스오 밴, 신의 한수></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">전판에 무슨 일이 있었는지, 아니면 그냥 어떻게든 미드를 가고 싶었던 것인지, 5픽은 픽밴창에서부터 야스오서폿이라는 초강수를 두며 모두를 위협했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">루시안을 픽한 IamACE는 이러다간 좃같은 서포팅을 받을 수도 있다는 생각에 5픽을 달래기 시작했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">절묘하게 야스오는 밴이 된 상태였고, 팀원이 모두 달려들어 후빨을 해주자 마음이 누그러진 5픽은 알리스타를 픽했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile269.uf.daum.net/image/2252EE3D561D0EEA26304B" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"><font color="#ffffff"><img src="http://postfiles4.naver.net/20151015_259/qsbkap_1444901341756WJYXG_PNG/2.png?type=w2" width="600" height="200" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"></font></a></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><그림 2 - 갈등의 씨앗></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">브론즈에서는 보통 미니언이 나오기 전, 어느 팀에 더 웹툰보는 사람이 많은지 겨루는 인베이드라는 운빨좆망미니게임을 하곤 한다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">거기서 운좋게 퍼블을 쳐먹은 루시안이 리쉬는 거들떠보지도 않고 집으로 가서 롱소드를 사자 트린다미어가 노했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">아이디를 보면 알 수 있듯이, 트린다미어는 극도 성향의 동족 혐오자이며, 피해망상에 젖어있는 브론지언이다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><img src="http://postfiles13.naver.net/20151015_76/qsbkap_1444901353448lX3Gb_PNG/3.png?type=w2" width="587" height="194" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"><br style="clear:both;"><br style="clear:both;"><img src="http://postfiles1.naver.net/20151015_48/qsbkap_1444901353673vFXes_PNG/4.png?type=w2" width="593" height="193" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile269.uf.daum.net/image/2254233D561D0EEB25A100" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"></a> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile261.uf.daum.net/image/224DFC3D561D0EEC29860A" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"></a> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><그림 3,4 - 시작되는 패드립></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">상황이 이러하니, 서로 어머니의 직업을 추측하는 것은 시간 문제.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">누가 먼저 욕을 했던 여기서 물러서면 브론지언의 긍지에 금이 가기 때문에 그들에게 이미 게임은 뒷전이다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">알리스타는 차분히 루시안을 설득하려 하지만 효과는 없다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">참고로 픽밴창에서 트롤을 빙자해 협박한것은 알리스타이고, 그걸 말린 것이 루시안이다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">브론지언새끼들은 씨발 합류는 좆도 느리면서 태세전환만 오지게 빠르다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile253.uf.daum.net/image/254B8D3D561D0EEE2B2EE6" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"><font color="#ffffff"><img src="http://postfiles4.naver.net/20151015_259/qsbkap_1444901361548CfpRH_PNG/5.png?type=w2" width="573" height="191" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"></font></a></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><그림 5 - 결정타></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">어머니까지는 어찌어찌 견뎌보았지만 트린다미어가 아버지를 언급하자 결정타였는지 루시안은 게임을 포기한다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">아버지와 쌓은 추억이 상당히 많았나보다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">그렇게 루시안은 우물에서 잠수를 타게 되고 게임은 4:5로 흘러간다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">이를 눈치챈 적팀은 쾌재를 부르며 맹공을 퍼부었지만 아지르와 레오나와 미스포츈이 정말 상상을 초월할 정도로 못해서 게임을 팽팽하게 진행된다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">미스포츈은 발이 두개면 신발을 두개 신어야한다고 생각하는지 트포 - 광전사 - 광전사라는 어떻게 보면 합리적인 템트리를 선택했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">아지르는 마관덕후인지 가면 - 마관신 - 리안드리라는 극마관세팅을 선보였지만 스킬을 못맞춰서 마법관통력을 뽐내지 못했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">레오나는 프로젝트충이었다.<br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><a target="_blank" href="http://cfile264.uf.daum.net/image/256A933D561D0EEF0D30B0" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration:none;"><font color="#ffffff"><img src="http://postfiles8.naver.net/20151015_263/qsbkap_1444901370703C5BWJ_PNG/6.png?type=w2" width="740" height="373" alt="" class="_photoImage" style="border:none;"></font></a></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:15px;text-align:center;font-family:'맑은 고딕', '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"><그림 6 - 왜이겼지></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:15px;text-align:center;font-family:'맑은 고딕', '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">트린다미어는 적팀이 모두 미드에 모여 빨리 미픈하라고 아우성칠동안 적의 억제기타워를 밀었고,</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:15px;text-align:center;font-family:'맑은 고딕', '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">이를 본 루시안은 기어나와서 cs를 먹기 시작했다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:15px;text-align:center;font-family:'맑은 고딕', '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">슬슬 한타를 준비하고 있었는데 적팀에서는 무슨 일이 있었는지 모르겠지만 만장일치 서렌이 나왔다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">그렇게 우리는 글골 천골드차로 아슬아슬한 승리를 가져갔다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">결과창에서도 적팀들은 아무말 않고 나가버려서 나는 도대체 그들이 왜 서렌쳤는지 알 수가 없었다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">4년이다.</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">브론즈에 몸 담은지 4년인데,</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff"> </font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:18px;font-family:'돋움';text-align:center;background-color:#000000;"><font color="#ffffff">나는 아직도 그들을 이해할 수 없다.</font></p> <p></p>