어떤분이 제주도에 사시는데ㅋ경품담청이됬느데 그게 제주도 여행당첨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

어떤사람이 잠결에 모르는번호로 문자가와서 핸드폰 자판안보고 누구세요 이렇게 보냈는데 한참있다가 아닌데요..이렇게 문자가 오더래요 그래서 자기가 뭐라고 보냈는지 확인해보니깐 후추세요? 이렇게 보낸거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ후추아니에옄 

 

예전에 여름에 학원선생님이 반팔을 입고 팔을 올렷는데 겨털이 잇엇음 근데 내 친구가 그거보고 "어 선생님 겨드랑이에 문신하셧어요?"

 

내가 기숙사 살아서 2주에 한번씩 집에감. 어느날은 신나는 마음으로 2주만에 집에 갔는데 집이 아예 없뜸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ씨빸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 걍 이사간것도 아니곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ집이 없어!!!!!!! 쓔ㅣ빨!!! 소방도로 뚫는다고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ집 다 밀림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ씨빨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 집에 갔는데 집이 없어졋어!!!!!!!

 

 

어떤애가 엄마가 학교가서 먹으라고 백설기 싸줬는데 수업시간 도중에 몰래 먹으려다가 선생님이랑 눈 마주쳐서 지우개인척 책상 빡빡 문댄거ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내백설깈시밥럌ㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

어떤분이 학교에서 창문밖에대고 트름하는데 하필이면 바람이 교실로 들어와서 옆에있던 친구분이 "야 쓰레기차 온다 문닫아"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

친구랑 밥먹고 헤어져서 집에 가는길에 왠지 이빨에 꼬추까루 낀거 같고 마침 거리에 사람도 없고 한적하길래 썬팅 잘된 차 창문에 이~~ 하고 꼬추까루 꼈나 안꼈나 확인하는데 갑자기 창문이 슥 내려가면서 어떤 여자분이 "아..안꼈어요^^"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅅㅂ감사합니다ㅋ....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

우리집 월드컵때 치킨시켰는데 배달오니까 골터진거임 치킨아저씨 우리집에서 같이 치킨먹으면서 축구봄ㅋㅋ

 

친구 : 야 샤프좀 빌려줘
나 : 샤프 한개밖에 없뜸ㅋ 나써야되
친구 : 그래? 그럼 내꺼 쓰지 뭐 
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ뭐이 새끼얔?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

어떤 사람이 캔모아에서 빙수 먹으려고 빙수 나오기 기다리고 있는데 아는 오빠한테 문자가 온거임 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ"뭐하니" "아 오빠 저 캔모아 빙수 먹으려고요 ^^" 그랬는데 오빠 답장ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"알뜰하구나 ^^"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ캔모아섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

어떤분이 가족끼리 아빠차 타고 어디가는데 아빠가 성격급하신분이라 휴게실 안들리시는데 그분이 너무 똥이 매려워서 창문열고 궁디 내밀고 고속도로 달리는데 똥쌋뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ똥이 일렬로 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

걍웃긴얘긴데 커플이 베스킨라빈스를 갓는데 남자가 베스킨라빈스를 처음갓데영ㅋ여자가 "베리베리스트로베리 하나주세요" 이러니까 남자가 아주문은 저렇게하는거구나! 이렇게 생각하고 점원한테 "닐라닐라 바닐라하나주세요"이랬는데 점원이 "라따라따 아라따"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

어떤님 아버님이 밤에 술취해서 들어오셔서 발씻으려고 세면대에 왼쪽발을 올려놨음 근데 오른쪽발을 보더니 "아이고 이쪽발이나와있네" 하면서 오른쪽발 올리다 병원에 실려감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아버님ㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어떤어린여자애가아빠랑목욕탕을갓는데 딸이아빠거시기보구 아빠이건뭐야?이러니깐아빠가 응~이건아빠한테만잇는거야이랫는데 탕안에어떤아저씨한테가서 거시기잡고 우리아빠꺼야내놔이랫다는거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

친구랑 문자로 존나 싸우다가 "장난하냐?" 라고 보내야 되는데 "장난하냐♥" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

안방에서 뺨때리는소리가나길래 부부싸움하나 싶어서 뛰어갔는데 아빠 스킨바르고계셨음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아빠ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

 

어떤사람이 면접보러가서 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 면접관이 "아버지는 뭐하세요?"이러니까 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그 사람이 "밖에서 기다리고 계세요"

 

어떤 인터넷소설 작가분이 감정기복이 엄청 심하시대여ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어느날 그작가분이 시험망치고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ쥰내 빡쳐서 소설 남자주인공 자궁암으로 죽였다고  

 

어떤 할머니가 버스를 타셨는데 앞에 버스한대 더있었음 근데 그 할머니가 "아이고 저버스를 탔어야 됐는데 잘못 탔네" 이러셔서 버스기사 아저씨가 내려드렸더니 할머니가 열심히 뛰어가시더니 다시 앞문으로 탐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ방에서 나올때 불끄는게 습관인 사람이 면접보러 갔다가 면접보고 나오면서 불끄고 나왔다고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

철도대학 먼접 보러 갔는데 특별하게 보이고 싶어서 팔 ㄴ자로 만들고 칙칙폭폭 하면서 들어갔는데 바로 탈락 아놬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ바로탈락ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 

어떤 연인이 싸우다가 남친이 화나서 '이명박 같은새끼랑 결혼해라!" 이랬는데 여친이 진심 빡쳐서 남친 멱살 잡고 "차라리 부모욕을해 시발새끼야"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ