<p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836209e69b48677da4527830fcaa06fc86007__mn117629__w800__h416__f65281__Ym202110.jpg" alt="01.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:416px;" filesize="65281"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">드워프 포트리스에는 유명한 전설이 하나 전해져 내려온다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그것은 바로 고양이 집단 사망 사건에 대한 전설이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">드워프를 조작해서 요새를 건설하고 운영하는 게임에 난데없이 고양이가 등장하는데,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그 고양이들이 어느순간 단체로 떼죽음을 당하기까지 한다...</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">이게 어떻게 된 일일까?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이 기생충이 유행했던 걸까?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이를 잡아먹는 천적이라도 나타났던 걸까?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">아니면 드워프들 질병 목록에 고양이 혐오증이 추가되었던 걸까?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">하지만 그런 단순한 이유였다면 이게 전설처럼 전해지지도 않았을 것이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">진상은 훨씬 복잡하고도 기묘했기 때문에...</span> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;"></div> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483621ad2bfdaa4c534582a4762a91bab4c6bf__mn117629__w800__h429__f99857__Ym202110.jpg" alt="02.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:429px;" filesize="99857"></p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">전설은 하나의 버그 리포트에서부터 시작되었다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">ISSUE 0009195 : 고양이가 아무 이유 없이 사망함 - 설마 알코올 중독이 원인인가?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">USER : FORTUNADRAKEN</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">"최근 내 요새에 있는 고양이 두 마리가 진짜 아무 이유도 없이 죽어버렸음. 전투 관련 기록도 없는데 말이지.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">게다가 둘 다 토사물에 뒤덮인 상태였어. 포럼에 있는 다른 사람들도 요즘 비슷한 문제를 겪는 거 같은데,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">혹시 이거 알코올 중독이 원인일까?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">하지만 고양이는 술 안 마시잖아. 이런 일이 왜 자꾸 생기는지 알 수가 없어. "</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">ㅡㅡㅡㅡ</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483622b976b1d86d0a4189b992a27bb3b5a098__mn117629__w800__h446__f48025__Ym202110.jpg" alt="03.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:446px;" filesize="48025"></p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이들이 떼죽음을 당한다는 내용의 버그 리포트.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그런데 동시다발적으로 세상을 등지는 고양이들 사이에는 공통점이 하나 존재했는데,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그건 바로 죽기 직전의 마지막 모습이 온 몸이 토사물에 뒤덮인 상태였다는 것.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 예리한 플레이어들은 이것으로 보아 해당 죽음이 알코올 중독으로 벌어진 일이라는 것을 알아챈다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">하지만 말이다... 여기서 문제가 하나 있다면 드워프 포트리스의 고양이들은 술을 안 마시려 한다는 것이었다.</span> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;"></span> </div> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836220fb95d3f915c4ce6a5ea6528e8495a95__mn117629__w654__h360__f32204__Ym202110.jpg" alt="04.webp.jpg" style="width:654px;height:360px;" filesize="32204"></p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">술을 마시지도 않고 마셔서도 안되는 고양이들이 알코올 중독에 걸려서 죽어나간다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">어떻게 된 일이지?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">이 괴상한 현상을 설명하기 위해선 눈꺼풀에 대한 얘기를 먼저 꺼낼 필요가 있다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그렇다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">눈꺼풀 말이다.</span> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span><p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344837546fcae44524ed477c9c0ca12fe540ee21__mn117629__w670__h606__f330114__Ym202110__ANIGIF.gif" alt="01.gif" style="width:670px;height:606px;" filesize="330114"></p> <br> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span><div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">드워프 포트리스는 정말 지나치다는 말이 부족하지 않을 정도로 세세한 부분까지 하나하나 구현된 게임이고</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">이곳의 드워프들은 작업 중에, 전투 중에, 별 괴상한 짓을 벌이는 중에 당연하리만치 오염을 당하곤 한다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">오염의 원인도 다양하지만 아마 대부분은 물이나 진흙 같은 것들일 테고,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">그 다음으로 많은 것은 전투 중에 흩뿌려진 피일 것이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">그니까... 고블린 대갈통을 도끼로 쪼갠 드워프 병사가 피칠갑인 채로 돌아다니면</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">그것 자체로 하나의 그림이 나오지 않겠는가?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;">여기까지만 보면 아주 좋은 시스템이다</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;"><br></span> </p> </div> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </div> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836222efb20c2beb346ab84ff57cf245bbbb6__mn117629__w800__h410__f49938__Ym202110.jpg" alt="05.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:410px;" filesize="49938"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그런데 문제는 이렇게 흩뿌려진 피들이 눈알까지 침범하는 경우가 잦았다는 것이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">전투 중에 눈 속으로 피가 들어가면 상식적으로 어떻게 되겠는가?</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">칼부림 내는 일에 차질이 생길 수밖에 없다!</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">물론 비누를 사용한 목욕으로 오염을 지워버리는 기능은 이미 있었지만,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">한참 싸우는 와중에 비누로 눈알을 씼는다는 건 아무리 생각해봐도 말이 되지 않는다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그래서 개발팀은 시스템 하나를 더 추가했는데 그게 바로</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483810a310f09f03c342d2b4fd565a36fefb93__mn117629__w680__h436__f389465__Ym202110__ANIGIF.gif" alt="02.gif" style="width:680px;height:436px;" filesize="389465"></p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">눈꺼풀이었다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">손, 발, 팔, 다리, 몸통, 머리, 눈알, 기타 등등과 마찬가지로</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">이제부턴 눈꺼풀 또한 신체의 일부로서 구현된 것이었다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 눈꺼풀은 스스로 작동하여 （깜빡여서） 눈알의 오염을 지우는 기능을 한다.</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836238599aa0393e74ad09eba4938dc6fef44__mn117629__w800__h593__f60208__Ym202110.jpg" alt="06.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:593px;" filesize="60208"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 거기서 멈추지 않는다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">개발팀은 드워프들에게 눈꺼풀을 추가해준 것에 그치지 않고</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">눈꺼풀이 존재하는 모든 생명체에게 눈꺼풀과 눈알 오염 제거 기능을 추가해주기 시작한다.</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483623d7179276815a498c9f452c40d51eee8c__mn117629__w800__h576__f70816__Ym202110.jpg" alt="07.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:576px;" filesize="70816"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 눈꺼풀 추가는 여러 생명체를 거쳐 마침내 고양이에게까지 오게 되는데</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">여기서 변수가 하나 있었으니 그건 개발자가 고양이를 아주 사모한다는 점이었다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 개발자는 눈꺼풀의 오염 제거 기능에 착안하여 다음과 같은 기능을 고양이에게 추가한다.</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836246d169e61369c4456976a0d4412ad3a45__mn117629__w800__h435__f79522__Ym202110.jpg" alt="08.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:435px;" filesize="79522"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">다름 아닌 그루밍 기능을 말이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이 애호가인 그는 고양이들이 이 짓거리를 하루종일 하는 걸 꾸준히 지켜봐왔고</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">오염 제거 기능을 넣는 겸 해서 기어코 이걸 게임에 집어넣고야 만 것이었다.</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836249b8b811ba6c04da6a122b60a8b0622e6__mn117629__w800__h446__f69561__Ym202110.jpg" alt="09.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:446px;" filesize="69561"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'malgun gothic';font-size:16px;">"질량 보존 법칙을 따르는 게 항상 가능한 건 아니지만, 어지간하면 따르려고 시도는 해보는 편입니다</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <br></p> <p> <span style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'malgun gothic';font-size:16px;">그런데 말이다...</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <span style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'malgun gothic';font-size:16px;">고양이가 혓바닥으로 핥아서 처리한 이 오염 물질들... 어디로 사라지는 걸까?</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <br></p> <p> <span style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'malgun gothic';font-size:16px;">생각해보자, 어디로 사라질까?</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <span style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'malgun gothic';font-size:16px;">뱃속으로 사라진다.</span> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483625f8c64d1e84bc4af9bd6859bb393aae84__mn117629__w800__h422__f43189__Ym202110.jpg" alt="10.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:422px;" filesize="43189"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이 집단 사망 사건의 전말이 밝혀졌다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이들은 정확히 다음과 같은 과정을 거쳐 사망했다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">1. 술집에서 술을 마시던 드워프가 명령을 받아 급하게 자리를 뜨는 경우,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">들고 있던 술잔을 대충 바닥에 던져버리고 가버린다.</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483625e972cb85728c45be97c6df1d77da3918__mn117629__w800__h394__f40112__Ym202110.jpg" alt="11.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:394px;" filesize="40112"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">2. 술집 주인은 바닥에서 굴러다니는 술잔을 회수하지만 바닥에 엎질러진 술에 대해선 딱히 조치를 취하지 않는다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">왜냐면... 글쎄... 드워프니까?</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/163448362509777595ccf9404ea86fc34fec3288fa__mn117629__w612__h411__f26456__Ym202110.jpg" alt="12.webp.jpg" style="width:612px;height:411px;" filesize="26456"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">3. 앗! 술집에 고양이가 들어왔다!</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이는 하늘에서 자신의 별이 지는 것도 알아채지 못한 채로 엎질러진 술 위를 당당히 지나간다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 마침내 죽음의 그루밍을 시작한다.</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836406bf790160c9f4792a99745544fcc0781__mn117629__w714__h407__f28597__Ym202110.jpg" alt="13.webp.jpg" style="width:714px;height:407px;" filesize="28597"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">4. 그리고 여기서 "버그"가 발생한다.  <---- 이 부분 만큼은 버그 때문에 생기는 것이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">드워프 포트리스는 액체 물질의 최소 부피를 표현하는 데에 한계가 존재한다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">아무리 미량의 액체라도 게임 시스템상 어떤 최소 부피 단위 이하로는 값이 절대로 내려갈 수가 없다는 뜻이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그렇기 때문에, 고양이의 몸에 묻은 술의 부피는 （보다 적은 양을 가져야 이치에 맞겠지만） 무조건 1 최소 단위를 갖게 된다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 이건... 고양이 기준으로는 상당히 큰 값이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이는 그루밍을 해서 술에 의한 오염을 처리할 때마다 이 1 단위 만큼의 술을 꾸준히 섭취하게 되는 것이다.</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634483641f42de8b59c4449949e2aecbe76756eb8__mn117629__w800__h434__f81611__Ym202110.jpg" alt="14.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:434px;" filesize="81611"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">5. 웃기는 건 다른 부분들은 또 멀쩡하게 작동하고 있었다는 점이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">드워프 포트리스는 음주한 개체의 몸무게와 뱃속으로 들어간 술의 양을 비교하여 혈중 알코올 농도를 계산해낸다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그리고 얼떨결에 1 단위 만큼의 술을 들이마신 초경량 고양이들의 혈중 알코올 농도는</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">요새의 지붕을 뚫고 하늘 너머로 날아가버린다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">고양이들은 짧은 순간 내에 알코올이 생물에게 전해줄 수 있는 가장 나쁜 점만을</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">모조리 경험하고 무지개 다리 저 너머로 사출되는 것이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그 중의 하나가 바로 구토였기 때문에</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">가장 먼저 눈에 띄는 특징으로 "토사물에 범벅인 고양이 시체"가 보였던 것.</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/16344836416802894de5e341699bbe3797114b22af__mn117629__w800__h253__f31678__Ym202110.jpg" alt="15.webp.jpg" style="width:800px;height:253px;" filesize="31678"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">이것이 고양이 집단 사망 사건의 전말이다.</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">이 기묘한 사건은 버그가 난 부분의 수치를 적당히 고치는 것으로 수정되었다.</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/163448364231660a2ec97d4f498fe5f8c77bdd9ebc__mn117629__w677__h794__f50353__Ym202110.jpg" alt="16.webp.jpg" style="width:677px;height:794px;" filesize="50353"></p> <p> </p> <div class="simple_attach_img_div" style="margin:5px auto 0px;padding:0px;border:0px;color:#333333;font-size:12px;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">너무 유명하고 전설적인 사건이라서 게임 잡지 사이트에 기사까지 올라올 정도였고</span> </div> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span> </p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/163448364234cf0cc390294f539a0abf17df7c8120__mn117629__w760__h400__f60936__Ym202110.jpg" alt="17.webp.jpg" style="width:760px;height:400px;" filesize="60936"></p> <p> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">가장 압권인 점은 고양이들이 필요 이상으로 음주하고 파멸을 맞이하는 일이 사라졌을 뿐이지,</span><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;">그루밍 하다가 술 들이키는 일 자체가 사라진 건 아니라는 점일 것이다.</span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;line-height:22.5px;color:#373a3c;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, NanumBarunGothic, NanumGothic, 'system-ui', sans-serif;font-size:15px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202110/1634484001a48afa12f179424a80ef036c21c56f8c__mn117629__w594__h435__f56084__Ym202110.png" alt="00.png" style="width:594px;height:435px;" filesize="56084"></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr style="height:1px;background-color:#999999;border:none;"><p>실수로 1만큼의 맥주를 먹을 거 같아요...</p> <p>안주가 필요해</p> <p> </p> <p> </p>