<p style="text-align:center;"> <img style="width:680px;height:415px;" alt="Honeycam 2021-03-17 15-41-34.gif" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202103/1615963675bf1293311d354500844ddbf11bd0ead7__mn795146__w680__h415__f10248861__Ym202103__ANIGIF.gif"></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center">때는 2년전인 2019년</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">다음해에 있을 도쿄올림픽을 위해</p> <p align="center">각 나라에 선수들이 모여 시범경기를 펼침</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">그런데.....</p> <div class="autosourcing-stub"> </div> <p style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center"> <img style="width:760px;height:933px;" alt="4.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202103/161596355233a11d1e52964f6c939f73beedebd21f__mn795146__w760__h933__f87912__Ym202103.jpg" filesize="87912">  </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;">    <span style="font-size:11pt;">시합예정인 야외수영장 물이 똥물임</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">진짜 그냥 똥물</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">당시 참여했던 선수들 말로는 최악이었다고 하며</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">심한 악취에 건더기까지 둥둥 떠다녀서</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">수영에 방해가 되었다고 함;</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"> </p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">당연히 논란이 되어서</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">전세계적으로 망신당한 일본은</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">기막힌 대책하나를 세우는데</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><img style="width:760px;height:1143px;" alt="5.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202103/1615963552b709645d3dd1424fa517fc65f1aa8fa8__mn795146__w760__h1143__f88978__Ym202103.jpg" filesize="88978"></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">바로 굴을 풀어서</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">자연적으로 정화되길 바라며</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">바다에 대량으로 방생함.</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">하지만 심각한 오염도에 굴들은 대부분 폐사</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">또 한번 전세계적으로 망신당하게 된 일본은</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">사실 굴은 에이스가 아닌 2군이였다</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">되도 않은 드립치며</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">전설의 1군 바지락등 조개류를 계속 방생함</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">그러던중 나날이 심각해지는 코로나와</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">올림픽 연기 등으로</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">방생작업이</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">차츰 잊혀지기 시작했는데</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"></span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:'굴림', Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">최근 생각지도 못한 변수를 맞이하게 됨</span></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><img style="width:760px;" alt="6.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202103/161596355487a814b4e0a84849a20a00e4a0df6974__mn795146__w760__h1301__f100552__Ym202103.jpg" filesize="100552"></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">2020년에 있었던 이상기후+방생+겨울 제철크리로</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">엉뚱한 곳에서 굴이 대량으로 번식해버림</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">그대로 방치하면 저 장치가 아래로 가라앉아</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">제기능을 못하기에 한번씩 제거해야하는데</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">연간 약 1억엔씩 들 것으로 예상되고</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">올림픽 이후 저 경기장을 유지하는데만</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">연간 약 3억엔씩 들 것으로 예상한다고</span></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center;"> </p> <p>잘 하는 짓이다ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p> </p>