<p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">진지하게 읽으면 재미가 없으므로 음슴체</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">베오베 감사</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">300만원짜리 기타를 팔아보자</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> <a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?humordata_1883802" target="_blank"></a> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_433734">http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_433734</a></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">베스트 감사</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">400만원짜리 기타를 팔아보자</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> <a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?humordata_1883828" target="_blank">http://todayhumor.com/?humordata_1883828</a> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">깁슨 레스폴 R7 (57 히스토릭) 1993</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">악기장터 커뮤니티 뮬에 사진만 올려놓으면 저절로 팔릴 줄 알았음</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">오유에서 용자가 되어보자 하는 마음으로 박제를 해놓음</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><br></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">300만원에 올렸다가 깁슨을 사랑하시는 "구매자"의 요청으로</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">400만원으로 가격 조정</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">380만원까지 입질이 왔다가 연락 두절</p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16052653606006da6f39264d2b95e0c643b59c1f17__mn758860__w236__h248__f12216__Ym202011.png" alt="좌절.png" style="width:160px;height:168px;" filesize="12216"></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">내가 자만했음</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">본인으로 치자면</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">중3 때부터 캐나다 한인교회에서 통기타 반주하다가</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">기타솔로는 커녕 하이코드도 F, F마이너, B, B마이너 겨우 잡으면서</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">철딱서니 없이 고2 때 사업하시는 아버지를 졸라서 이 기타를 구입함</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">운전으로 치자면..</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1605258072978cadbd86ee4ef8ab24b9c1778a0b62__mn758860__w800__h600__f106576__Ym202011.jpg" alt="연수차량.jpg" style="width:160px;height:120px;" filesize="106576"></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이런 차로도 버벅거리는 쌩초보가</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1605258304635fe35cc34649329c129e54ca90b613__mn758860__w271__h186__f11487__Ym202011.jpg" alt="람보르기니.jpeg" style="width:271px;height:186px;" filesize="11487"></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">머신을 산 격</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">영혼을 갈아넣어서</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이불 위에 올려놓고 폰으로 찍은 사진</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1605258583478decd897e44fd0a8a171737946137d__mn758860__w800__h1067__f180909__Ym202011.jpg" alt="레스폴.jpeg" style="width:320px;height:427px;" filesize="180909"></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><br></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이런 기타를 보유한 덕에</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">폼잡는다고 벤딩하면서 기타줄 끊어 먹을 때마다</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">넌 그 기타를 대체 왜 샀냐는 듯한 눈초리를 견뎌야 함</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">마커스, 어노인팅, 예수전도단 같은 팀에서 프로가 쳤다면</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">이펙터 페달 하나 없이 엠프 하나만으로</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">클린톤부터 드라이브톤까지 기깔나는 사운드를 뽑아냈을 것을</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">하나님은 공평하셔서</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">부모를 잘 만난 본인에게 재능을 안 주심</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">정품케이스 안에 17년간 봉인되어 있던 기타는 믿기 어려울 만큼 최고의 상태</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">중고를 3천 캐나다 달러에 구입했으니까</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">가만 있자 시세가..</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">철판 깔고 3백 만원에 올림</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">위에서 언급한 깁슨 매니아 용자님께서 나타나셔서</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">"그거 03 맞음? 시리얼 넘버 줘보셈" 을 시전</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">줬다가 뭔가 피싱 당할까봐 쫄았다가</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">실물이 나한테 있는데 뭘 어쩌겠어 하면서 <font face="gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif">줌</font></p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">"님 이거 03이 아니라 93"</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">"난 돈 없어서 못 삼"</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">"400에 올려도 팔릴거임"</p> <p style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1605265196e2d5bd297090466380d1651e504e73a4__mn758860__w254__h252__f11247__Ym202011.png" alt="감동.png" style="width:160px;height:159px;" filesize="11247"></p> <p> </p> <p>반응 좋으면 2탄</p> <p>오유 덕에 시세 오를 때마다 제목 바꿀 예정</p>