<div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">31 </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>재벌</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">※ </span><span>일일 개그는 다시 이곳에</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>본격 시사 개그는 시사 코너에서 연재하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>산새소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 가르침은커녕 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그동안 무성의한 수업태도에 파업도 불사해 본인이 사과한지 얼마나 됐다고 도루묵이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇다면 나도 저기 벌통에 꿀을 따 먹고 꿀 먹은 벙어리 작전으로 맞서야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>먼저 보호망을 쓰고 저벅</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>저벅</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>벌통을 막대기로 팍</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>팍</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>윙</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>윙</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>윙</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>갑자기 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 이게 무슨 소리야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>벌떼 소리 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>모기장 가져 오느라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이러다간 내 머리 벌구멍 되겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>아랑곳없이 먹는</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>냠냠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아이고 달아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 차</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어쭈구리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이 녀석 봐라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>겁도 없이 벌통을 쪼개 꿀을 먹고 있네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>너 제 정신이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>느긋하며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아버버</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 막혀</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>꿀 먹은 벙어리 흉내를 내겠다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>정말로 가지가지 하는구먼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하지만 어떻게 하겠어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>도를 닦은 내가 참아야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>좋아 각설하고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해서 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>요즘 일부 재벌의 비리가 국민적 관심을 끄는데도</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>언론은 그 확실한 진상을 알리기는커녕 건성건성 넘어 가 국민들의 빈축을 사고 있는데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>도대체 재벌이 무엇이기에 이렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>정의를 내려 주십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>벌통</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>벌통이라뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>잘못 건드렸다간 쏘이니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span><span>다시 말하면 언론이 재벌한테 관대한 것은 꿀이 가득 담긴 고가의 광고를 가진 벌통이기 때문이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그런데 그걸 건드리면 국물도 없는데 그 누가 건드리겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>판검사도 마찬 가지야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>옷 벗으면 개업을 해야 하는데 어디 그게 만만하냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그래서 꿀통에 선심 써 미래를 보장 받자는 거지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그들에게 재벌의 법무 팀이 꿀통인 셈이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>어이구</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>언제나 상식이 통해 정의가 바로 서는 날이 오련 지 기다려진다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>내 생전에 왔으면 좋겠는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>과연 그럴까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>저도 그렇사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 그렇고 하오면 스승님께서 속세에 미용실이 많은데도 유독 정 미용실을 찾는 것도 미모의 과부</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>장 원장님 때문으로 이와 같은 맥락이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>그건 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>그건 장 원장의 미용기술이 뛰어나기 때문이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇지 않아도 재벌하면 사족을 못 쓰는 인간들한테 열 받아 죽겠는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게도 내가 맘에 안 드느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>아이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그러니까 빨리 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못 하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">,</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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