<div class="document_8460_0 xe_content"> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18px">오늘 있었던 썰 풀겠음</span><span style="font-size: 18px"> ㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18px"> 지하철 타고 가는데, 스님 한 분이 내 옆자리에 앉는거임.</span></div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18px">내가 불교인이라 그 스님을 </span><span style="font-size: 18px">유심히 봄.</span></div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"> </div> <div style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,'����'; line-height: 19.2px; background-color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18px">아마도 초등학생 쯤 되어보였음. </span> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><br /></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><img width="500" height="757" style="cursor: pointer" alt="1.jpg" src="http://ssulsa.com/xe/files/attach/images/127/460/008/b63ba1e93bddcc7289c7deb3eb9536d0.jpg" rel="xe_gallery" /><br /></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><span>(글 내용과는 상관없는 카와EE한 동자승 짤)</span></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><span><br /></span></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><span><br /></span></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><span><br /></span></div> <div class="autosourcing-stub"> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">때마침 옆칸에서 전도하는 아줌마가 십자가 들고 오는거임.</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">생긴건 존나 한 성깔 할 것처럼 생긴 우악스러운 아줌마임. 떡대도 있음. </span><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">귀염돋는 스님이 그 아줌마가 오는걸 보고 "히-익!" 놀라며 자는척함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">아줌마가 성큼성큼 걸어오는 모습이, 흡사 진격의 거인 같았음 ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">아줌마가 스님앞에서 걸음을 뙇! 멈추고, 아주 절도있게 좌향좌를 함.</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">아줌마의 눈동자는 마치 먹이를 노리는 매의 눈빛마냥 이글이글 타오르고 있었음. ㄷㄷㄷㄷ</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px; color: #ff0000">"스님, 안주무시는거 다 압니다."</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">스님은 눈을 질끈 감고 계속 자는척함 ㅜㅜ</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">아줌마는 목소리를 깔고 위압감있게 말함.</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 24px; color: #ff0000">"스님, 잠깐 일어나서 제 얘기를 좀 들으시죠."</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">우리의 불쌍한 </span><span style="font-size: 18px">스님은 눈을 더욱 더 질끈 감고 계속 자는척함 ㅜㅜ</span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">그 모습은 마치 맹수한테 먹힐 위기에 처한 </span><span style="font-size: 18px">한 마리의 토끼 같았음. ㅜㅜ</span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">아줌마가 아주 힘차게 말함</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 32px; color: #ff0000">"<strong style="font-size: 1em">스님</strong>!!! 지금 스님이 지옥에 갈지도 모릅니다!!!! 안자는거 다 아니까 제 얘기를 좀 들으세요!!!!!!!!!"</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">우리의 토끼같은 스님은 눈을 더욱 더 <strong style="font-size: 1em">질-끈!</strong> 감고,</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">덜덜덜덜 떨리는 목소리로 한마디 함.</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px; color: #0000ff">"고.... 곧 잘거예요.... ㅜㅜ"</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">순간 그 상황을 지켜보던 승객들 '풉!' 하고 웃음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">그리고 상황을 가까이에서 지켜보던 내가 나서서,</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"> "아줌마, 스님 주무시는데 방해하지 마시고, 옆칸으로 가서 전도 마저 하시죠."</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">라고 말하며 아줌마를 옆칸으로 밀어넣었음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">스님을 구했으니 난 복받을거임. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> </div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">-3줄요약-</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">1. 귀여운 스님이</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">2. 개독 전파하는 아줌마한테</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 18px">3. 쥬글뻔함.</span> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><br />출저
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