<P><SPAN class=userContent></P> <DIV id=id_5194c063069987407153777 class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">오늘..지하철 구석에앉았는데..문쪽알지?? <P>(빨강색이 나임) </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201305/9e8d7357300d8d0931d4cf3b516d5849.bmp" class="txc-image" style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" width="474" height="261" /></P> <P> </P><BR>거기에앉아서잘가고있는데사람들이막타더라.. <BR>어떤여자가치마를입고문쪽에기대는데.. <P><SPAN>엉덩이는내쪽에있는거야..난민망해서고개를숙이며음악을들으면</SPAN></P><WBR><SPAN class=word_break></SPAN>서가고있었지..<STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">여자가좀이쁘더라</SPAN></STRONG>ㅋㅋㅋ <P> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201305/3ef38da1c718340231770671202d7570.bmp" class="txc-image" style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" width="548" height="192" /></P> <P></P> <P> <HR style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 0px; BORDER-LEFT: black 0px; HEIGHT: 1px; BORDER-TOP: black 1px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: black 0px"> <P></P> <P> </P> <P>하지만그건잠시<BR>오늘날씨좀더워서사람들<STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #cc3d3d; FONT-SIZE: 36pt">암내</SPAN></STRONG>가장난아니였지..<BR><SPAN class=text_exposed_hide>...</SPAN><SPAN class=text_exposed_show><SPAN> 그래..날씨가더워서나는거야라고생각했는데..그순간..뿌우</SPAN><WBR><SPAN class=word_break></SPAN>웅..<BR>난음악을듣고있었는데그런소리가나온거야..<BR>배경음악에깔리는음처럼 <SPAN style="COLOR: #7e41d9; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">도</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #7e41d9; FONT-SIZE: 36pt">레~<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">도</SPAN></SPAN>음이 청량하게들렸어..</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>하지만 그게음이아니라는건 내자리에서 냄새가나는순간부터였지..</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>이건마치</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show><U><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt">5일정도숙성시킨 장의외침이라고해야되나</SPAN></STRONG></U>..</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>암튼 군대로따지면 화생방이였지..<BR>왜과학시간에는 따스한공기는위로간다고하잖아..<BR><SPAN>방귀는 공기보다무거운가??가스인데??자꾸내려와내머리쪽에머문거야</SPAN><WBR><SPAN class=word_break></SPAN><SPAN>..나도모르게 헛구역질이나왔지..</SPAN></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show><SPAN>그러자 그녀가 날보며인상을 쓰더니 내리더라.</SPAN><WBR><SPAN class=word_break></SPAN>.그러자 모든사람이 나한테 집중이 되었어....</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>난그날제대로된지옥철을 탔지...<IMG class=txc-emo border=0 src="http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/editor/images/deco/contents/emoticon/per_05.gif?v=2"></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show></SPAN> </P> <P><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>이뻐도 안생겨요</SPAN></P></DIV></SPAN>