<br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">방금 꾼  따끈따끈한 꿈임</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">꿈에서 나는 리쌍 라이브 영상을 찾아</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">유튜브 세상을 헤매고 있었음</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그런데 .. 뙇!!</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">조회수는 얼마 안 되는데</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">뭔가 어두운 분위기에</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">개리가 마이크도 없이 춤추고 있는거 같은 영상을 발견함</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이게 웬 꿀이지! 나만의 보물영상이 되어주겠뉘?!!?!??</span> <div><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">주저없이 클릭함.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">근데 웬 여자 2명이 같이 등장함.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">백댄서인가?? 특이하구만이라..</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">길은 어데갔누... 하면서 일단 영상 중간지점을 틀어봄. 어떤 노랜가 들어보려고.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">헉!!!!!!!</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움"> 세상에.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이거... <font color="#ff0000">야동</font>임!!!!</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">우왘!!!!!!!</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">게다가 개리가 주인공임!  으악 개쩌렁!!!</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">나란년 깜짝놀라지도 않고 이게 웬 횡재냐며</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">침착하게 유튜브 영상 다운로드 받는 확장프로그램을 구동시키고</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">조용히 다운받음.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">아 근데 문제는 이걸 당장 볼수가 없는거 ㅠㅠ퓨ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이어폰도 없고 집에 가족들도 어수선하게 돌아댕김 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그래서 나는 영상 끝부분만 소심하게 돌려봤음</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">몸으로 최대한 가렸음</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">아 지금 생각해도 진짜 쩌는 영상이었음</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이렇게 완벽할 수가 있나여?</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">게다가 클럽같은 델 배경으로 한 .. 작위적이지 않은 그런 영상이었음</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">오마갓 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">근데 꿈인데도 온갖 생각 다함</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">개리는 왜 이걸 찍었지?? 연옌인데!?</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이거 이렇게 유포돼도 되는건가??</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">사실 야동이 아닌가?? 노이즈마케팅용 뮤비인데 내가 낚인건가?</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">아 일단 이거 출처를 알아내서 비슷한영상 있으면 짤리기전에 받아놔야지</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이딴 생각 하느라</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">막상 야동을 못봄 ㅡ_ㅡ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">가족들도 갑자기 나한테 한마디씩 다가와서 말걸고 ㅡ_ㅡ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">왜이래 평소답지 못하게?????</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">하 결국 울 아빠 50평생 시계 끼는거 본적도 없는데</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">심지어 나한테 시계자랑까지 함</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">빨리 문닫고 저 영상 봐야되는데ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">발만 동동 구름</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">짱나서 시계자랑하는 아빠한테</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움"> "알았으니까 이제 절루가서 시계랑 뽀뽀해ㅠ 엄마!!! 아빠 좀 데려가!!" </span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">라고 크게 외치며...</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">나란 년...</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5">잠에서 깼다고 한다.......</span><br /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br /><br /> <div><br /></div> <div>.......?꿈? 이게 꿈이었단 말인가?<br style="font-family: 돋움" />이렇게 생생한데......꾸....ㅁ...............?</div> <div><br /></div> <div><br /><br /><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: left"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201308/1376854548tLxEFYeRXfLl7c1xtao8o5uJdd7s.jpg" width="588" height="386" alt="i20130717020744.jpg" style="border: none" /></div><br /> <div><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">아...</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">이렇게 깰거면</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">집에 가족들 있든말든 풀사운드로 감상부터 할걸......</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">아...</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">난 뭘위해 해피타임을 아껴놨던 걸까...</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">여러분 진짜 쩌는 야동은 다운받자마자 봅시다.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">나처럼 아껴두다간 망해요.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그리고 난 이제 인정합니다.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">나는 개리 몸을 좋아하네요.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">가사를 좋아한다고 생각했는데</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그게아니라 몸이 섹시하다고 생각합니다.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그렇다고 하네요 뇌가..-_-</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /> <div style="text-align: left"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201308/13768546025IiSyeAHOQHSp5XXiIMSUwaq4DfbYI.jpg" width="536" height="424" alt="i20130818115310.jpg" style="border: none" /></div><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">그럼 이만.. 안녕.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">부끄러우니 그냥 사라질거라고 한다. 안녕.</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">(아참 개리쒸 미안해요 ㅠㅠ 이거 성추행인가?</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">엉엉.....ㅜㅜㅜㅜ 죄송함돠.....</span><br style="font-family: 돋움" /><span style="font-family: 돋움">음란마귀 넘치는 소녀팬의 망측한 꿈이었을 뿐이에요ㅜㅜㅠ)</span></div></div></div>