<p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202205/165217100273908348623e48c6a63fa13e66b1b883__mn766230__w500__h281__f1963965__Ym202205__ANIGIF.gif" alt="불젠가2.gif" style="width:500px;height:281px;" filesize="1963965"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">난 중학교때 대학교 도서관 가는걸 좋아했다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">흔치 않은 행동이긴한데 <span style="letter-spacing:.4px;">그 시작은 이러했다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">옆집에사는 아저씨가 대학교 시설과에서 일하셔서 </span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">일요일 당직이 있을때면 그집 아들들과 같이 그 대학교로 갔는데 우리형제도 따라가게 되면서부터였다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">거기에 가면 지하에 있는 체력단련실에서 동생과 친구들은 탁구치면서 놀았는데</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">나는 몸을 움직이는걸 좋아하지 않아서 시큰둥 했었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">그러자 아저씨는 우리들을 이끌고 도서관으로 향했다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">외부인이 들어와도 되는지 물어보고 </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">꼭! 무조건 조용히 있어야 한다는 약속을 받은 뒤 </span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">도서관 내부를 둘러보다가 나는 한 책에 끌려서 다가갔다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">무슨 20권 가까이되는 두꺼운 전집이었는데</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">제목은 기억나지 않지만 대충 '고전소설과 현대소설의 이해와 작문의 예시' 이런식의 제목이었던거 같다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">책 내용은 모든 소설의 내용을 상황과 행동묘사를 기준으로 씬이 끝날때까지 발췌해놓은 책이었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">1. 주인공의 사망장면</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">2. 식사하는 장면</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">3. 전쟁장면</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">4. 슬퍼하는 장면</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">이런식으로 말이다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">이런책이구나 하고 그냥 책을 도로 집어넣다가 문뜩 생각이 하나 들었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">'어?? 이런거면 야한 장면만 모아놓은 부분도 있는거 아니야????'</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">다시 목차를 열었다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">역시나 있었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">17. 입맞추는 장면</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">18. 성교하는 장면</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">아르키메데스가 외쳤던 유레카의 희열도 나와 비슷했을거라 생각된다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">떨리는 마음을 숨기며 자리로 가서 열심히 읽었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">우리 조상님들도 우리와 같은 사람이었는지 고전부터 시작된 야한장면은 발췌해놓았음에도 두꺼운 책으로 2권분량이었다.</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">뭉툭한 문장과 퍽퍽한 묘사는 중학생이 집중해서 읽기 힘들게 만들었지만</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;max-width:100%;font-family:inherit;letter-spacing:.4px;">어떻게든 끝까지 읽어냈다. 야한장면 하나하나 전부 놓치지 않겠다는 심정으로!!!</span><br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">그렇게 나는</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">책을 정말 좋아하는구나~</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">아이고 어린애가 열심히 공부하네~</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">아들~ 오늘도 또 도서관 가???</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">또왔니? 오늘도 조용히만 하면 괜찮아~</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">라는 칭찬들을 들어 우쭐대며 대학교 도서관으로 갔었다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">야한거 보러가는거라고는 말 못했지만 뭐... 칭찬받았으니 되었지 뭐...</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">그렇게 요즘으로 치면 야동 액기스 모음집 같은 소설책을 어렸을때 읽었던 경험으로</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">군대에서 인트라넷에 야설 써서 부대원끼리 돌려보다가 완전군장 돌게되었다.</p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14px;max-width:100%;font-family:'-apple-system', BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Nanum Gothic', '돋움', dotum, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;letter-spacing:.4px;">영창안간게 다행이지 뭐...</p>