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color="#333333" face="gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="line-height:19.636363983154297px;"><br></span></font></div> <div style="line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><font face="gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="line-height:19.636363983154297px;"> </span></font> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1484043724e87e46aaf5ed4119ba8be39d52c680b8__mn344377__w320__h403__f25847__Ym201701.jpg" width="320" height="404" alt="시끄러운짤1.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="25847"></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">드드드디어 저에게 혼자만의 시간이</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">찾아왔습니다니다니다니다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">지난 12월초 일본으로 놀러왔던!!</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">바로 제 동생이!!!!!</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">드디어 오늘!!!! 한국으로 한국으로 한국으로</div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1484043747bd9b0db91c9a45059077d60549e593d7__mn344377__w250__h250__f21661__Ym201701.jpg" width="251" height="251" alt="시끄러운짤2.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="21661"></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">돌아갔습니다!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">동생의 한국 복귀 기념</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">우리끼리보면 전혀 즐겁지 않지만</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">남들이보면 굉장히 신나하는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">스스스스스 스모부의 이야기를</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">또 시작해 볼까 합니다 !</div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/14840437684ed9d340e9c4406c978332735422f00e__mn344377__w184__h273__f17815__Ym201701.jpg" width="184" height="273" alt="시끄러운짤3.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="17815"></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;text-align:left;"> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">근데 갑자기 너무 조용해진</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">제 방이 좀 적응이 안되네요.....</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">63.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">여러분은 모르시겠지만</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩이 젤루다가 좋아하는 한국음식은</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">바로 신의 축복 삼겹살이다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">한국에서 살때 외국인에게 추천하고싶은</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">한국요리 랭킹에서 삼겹살이</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">굉장히 상위에 랭크한걸 보고</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">삼겹살이 외국에서 과연 통할까</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">의구심을 갖게 되었던 나는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩과 근처에 역에 있는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">한국식 고기 타베호다이(食べ放題 시간제 뷔페)에</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">같이 갔던 날 이후로 반성하게 되었다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">내가 이 미나미노 기숙사에 이사오고</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">얼마 안 지난 어느 날</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">정말 지겨운 패턴이지만</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">난 방에서 혼자만의 시간을 즐기고 있을때</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">똑똑똑 들려온 노크소리에</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">오늘의 이 이야기는 시작됐다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">가만히 집에 있던 나는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">정말 귀찮지만 그래도</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩마저 날 찾지 않는다면</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">일본에서 날 찾을사람 한명도 남지 않는다는걸</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">알고 있기에 어쩔수없이 나가</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩을 쳐다보니</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩은 대뜸 나에게 이렇게 말했다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><b><font color="#ff0000" size="3">큐쨩, 큐쨩은 한국요리 많이 먹어봤지?</font></b></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">.</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">저 말을 듣고 지금 장난치나 싶었다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">그래도 나는 군대에서 2년간 선임의 갈굼도</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">참아내었던 인내심을 가지고 있는 남자</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">끝까지 말을 들어보도록 정하고</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">조용히 다음말을 기다렸다</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">곳쨩이 나에게 저런걸 물어본 이유는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">이 미나미노에 살고있는 </div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">스모부 친구들은 한국요리에</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">굉장한 관심을 가지고 있었는데</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">한국요리란 이들에게 미지의 요리...</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">다가가고 싶지만 문화의 차이를</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">모르는 미나미노 뚱땡이들이</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">혹여나 가게에서 실례를 범하진 않을까</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">매일매일 쳐다만 볼뿐</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">손을 뻗을수 없었는데</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">세상에나...</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><b>미나미노 기숙사에</b></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><b>혼모노노 한국인이 들어왔다</b></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">이들은 내가 이사오기 전부터</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><br></div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">역 앞에 있는 통가(豚家：トンガ)라는</div> <div style="color:#000000;font-family:'굴림';line-height:21.600000381469727px;">(한국말로 하면 돼지네집)</div></div><br></div></div>음식점에 가보고 싶었는데</div> <div><br></div> <div>못갔었다고 근데 우리들이 모여서</div> <div><br></div> <div>밖에서 의논을 해 본 결과</div> <div><br></div> <div>큐쨩을 데려가면 한국 문화체험겸</div> <div><br></div> <div>즐거운 식사가 가능할것 같다고</div> <div><br></div> <div>이런 이야기를 하는게 아닌가...</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><b>나는 그 이야기를 듣고 생각했다</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>과연 나는 오늘</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>동족상잔의 비극을 내손에 의해 만들어도 </b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>되는것인가...</b></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>나는 곳쨩에게</div> <div><br></div> <div>아니 근데 돼지가 돼지고기 먹어도 돼?</div> <div><br></div> <div>라고 물어보자</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>곳쨩은 나에게</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><b>뭐라고? 잘 안들리는데?</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>외국인 아재 맞을래여?</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>라고 대답했다</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>나는 폭도들과 협상하지 않지만</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>그날만큼은 하루 쉬기로 했다</b></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><font color="#ff0000" size="4"><b>좋다 미나미노 뚱땡이들</b></font></div> <div><font color="#ff0000" size="4"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font color="#ff0000" size="4"><b>내가 천국을 보여주지</b></font></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>그렇게 손에 손 잡고 </div> <div><br></div> <div>곳쨩과 나와 1층끝방선배와 마루야마 넷이</div> <div><br></div> <div>찾아간 통가는 참으로 좋은 냄새를 풍겼다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>나도 오랬만에 찾아간 고기집에</div> <div><br></div> <div>피가 끓어 올랐다는건 비밀로 해두자</div> <div><br></div> <div>아무튼 그렇게 좌석을 안내받은 우리는</div> <div><br></div> <div>2시간 고기 무한리필 코스에</div> <div><br></div> <div>술과 음료따윈 시키지 않고</div> <div><br></div> <div>점원이 고기를 가져오기만을 기다렸다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>아마 모르긴 몰라도</div> <div><br></div> <div>이제껏 그 점원이 봤던 테이블중</div> <div><br></div> <div>가장 근수가 많이 나가는 테이블이였을거라고</div> <div><br></div> <div>나는 생각한다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>그렇게 우리는 남들과 다르지않게</div> <div><br></div> <div>두시간정도 즐겁게 식사를 하였다</div> <div><br></div> <div>다만 식사를 하다가 일어났던 </div> <div><br></div> <div>몇가지 사사로운 사건을 몇개 </div> <div><br></div> <div>이야기 하자면 다음과 같다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>일단 고기 불판 아래 기름 떨어지는걸</div> <div><br></div> <div>담는 컵을 우리 테이블에선 두시간동안</div> <div><br></div> <div>네번을 교체를 했다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>난 살면서 그 컵을 바꿔야 한다는</div> <div><br></div> <div>인식조차 없었는데</div> <div><br></div> <div>미나미노 친구들과의 무한리필 고기집은</div> <div><br></div> <div>이야기가 달랐다</div> <div><br></div> <div><b>세번째쯤 갈고 나서부터는 알바생도</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>우리 테이블에 주전자만한 기름담는컵을</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>가지고 왔었다</b></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>그리고 또 한가지 이야기를 하자면</div> <div><br></div> <div>우리는 정당하게 돈을 내고 </div> <div><br></div> <div>가게에 들어왔지만</div> <div><br></div> <div>웬지모르게 알바생이</div> <div><br></div> <div>우리를 피하는것만 같다는 느낌을</div> <div><br></div> <div>받기 시작했다</div> <div><br></div> <div>우리 옆옆 테이블에서 알바생을</div> <div><br></div> <div>부를땐 우리 앞을 지나가면 빠른데</div> <div><br></div> <div>꼭 삐잉 돌아가 가는 걸 보고</div> <div><br></div> <div>나는 속으로</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>우리가 남들보다 옆으로 더 벌어져서</div> <div><br></div> <div>통로를 비좁게 만든것이 원인인지</div> <div><br></div> <div>아니면 그냥 또 고기 시킬까봐 </div> <div><br></div> <div>돌아가는건지 진지하게 연구하기 시작했지만</div> <div><br></div> <div>해답은 아직까지 잘 모르겠다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>그리고 그 날은 해물파전을 </div> <div><br></div> <div>엄청 리필해서 먹었었는데</div> <div><br></div> <div>처음엔 한장씩 나오던 파전이</div> <div><br></div> <div>어느순간부터 우리 테이블만</div> <div><br></div> <div>세장씩 담겨져서 나오기 시작했다</div> <div><br></div> <div>이건 아마 다년간 손님을 상대했던</div> <div><br></div> <div>주방 조리장님께서 </div> <div><br></div> <div>수고를 덜기위한 선택이 아니였을까 싶다</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>그렇게 맛있게 고기를 먹고 </div> <div><br></div> <div>나온 나는 생각했다</div> <div><br></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">모르긴 몰라도</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">여기 올때는 다음부터</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">얘네는 데리고 오지 말아야겠다... 라고</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>---------------</div> <div><br></div> <div>아참 그리고 요 근래 </div> <div><br></div> <div>정말 기쁜일이 하나 있었습니다</div> <div><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;">제가 웃대에도 글을 올리고 있는데요</div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;">웃대하시는분중</div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;">마린비라는 닉네임을 쓰시는 분께서</div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;">저의 스모부 이야기 1편을 </div> <div style="color:#333333;"><br></div> <div style="color:#333333;">웹툰으로 만들어 주셨습니다</div></div><br></div> <div style="line-height:21.600000381469727px;"><font face="gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="line-height:19.636363983154297px;">생각보다 퀄리티가 높아서 깜짝깜짝 놀랬어요</span></font></div> <div 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