<div><br></div> <div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269134a6779b7f551a4df4830b6ad35cb41aac__mn290609__w1440__h810__f256685__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234353_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="256685"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">인간(여) : 하아... 매일 변함없는 임무만 하려니 보람이 없네..</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269136df347da25bd5470881034407901c25d1__mn290609__w1440__h810__f256190__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234355_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="256190"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">인간(여) : 어디 눈에 확 뜨일 만큼 잘생긴 남자 없을까~</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269141ac82d008ef6047038f32fc303b879d11__mn290609__w1440__h810__f256658__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234357_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="256658"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">나메크성인 : 연애라... 성별이 있는 종족은 귀찮구나...</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/14852691452facb469514e44559742c0953b82352b__mn290609__w1440__h810__f259841__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234358_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="259841"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">나메크성인 : 아~ 성별 없는 종족으로 태어나길 잘했어! 난 그런 걸로 신경 쓰이는 거 질색이야!</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269150242714b6e6174ed0a42ea915c610aa12__mn290609__w1440__h810__f259496__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234400_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="259496"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">프리저족 : 짝이 맞지 않으면 정신상태가 안정되지 못하고.. 자손을 남길 수 없다라...</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/14852691559a05e48c13a54347ab0d49548fc4da99__mn290609__w1440__h810__f260715__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234401_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="260715"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">프리저족 : 남녀가 만나야 겨우 생물로서 기능이 갖춰진다니... 우리가 보기엔 불완전해 보이는군..</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/148526916078dc62ced79046efb2b248bbbc0575d7__mn290609__w1440__h810__f258908__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234403_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="258908"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">인간(여) : 흥! 이성을 향한 애타는 마음을 모르다니. 당신들을 정말 재미없는 종족이야!</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/148526916700e3b6a0064a4fb0841b240eed7f891c__mn290609__w1440__h810__f260213__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234406_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="260213"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">나메크성인 : 하지만, 성별이 있는 종족이라도 혼자서 씩씩하게 살아가는 자들도 있는 것 같던데...</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">(웃지마, 니 얘기야)</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269172ea4aa983d4904811962dc6f42ea9d1a8__mn290609__w1440__h810__f258988__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234408_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="258988"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">인간(여) : 그... 그런 사람들은 눈치껏 내버려둬! 불쌍하잖아?! 세삼하지 못하긴!</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/1485269176f39f729666834923b276dac2a0581f72__mn290609__w1440__h810__f259115__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234411_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="259115"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">프리저족 : 부,불쌍해!? 혼자 살아갈 능력이 있는 건데? 위대한 업적이잖아!?</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201701/148526918056e9650ec29a4da5b671e0c7ee852ca0__mn290609__w1440__h810__f257826__Ym201701.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20170124234412_1.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="257826"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">나메크성인 : 그렇지.. 전혀 모르겠다니까.. 성별이 있는 건 왠지 힘들어 보여...</div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;">그랬다, 나메크성인들은 모두 오유인이었다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><i>(※주: 나메크성인과 프리저족들은 자웅동체입니다.)</i></div>