<div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201510/1445354604hxFy7GZSg4dvKThCSNHACgJu2hX7GL.jpg" width="800" height="498" alt="Shot 2015-10-21 00_12_05 098.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;"></div> <div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div></div>일단 저는 인간계에 거주하는 평범한 원딜<strike style="background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#a5a5a5">충</font></strike>러입니다</div> <div>언제나와 같이 F6을 누르고 오유를 눈팅하며 매칭소리가 나자 사퍼를 올렸더니</div> <div>전 RP가 2500대인데 우리팀 평균RP가 3080...??????</div> <div>적팀 평균RP는 평범하게 2700대던데...<strike><font color="#a5a5a5"> (2500이 2700 만나는게 평범한 흔한 평일밤의 공식)</font></strike></div> <div>그리고 시작하고 카를님이 갑자기 적팀을 다 때려잡으시더니 전쳇으로</div> <div>"님들아" "통랭 한번 봐봐요" 이러시는 거에요</div> <div>뭐지... 하면서 평소대로 게임에 집중했는데</div> <div>'너! 너! 이쪽으로!' 어어 저거 백업가야ㅎ... "싸이클론!" ~한타끝~<br></div> <div>?</div> <div>'누가 제물이 될텐가?' 이번엔 기필ㅋ... "백라이징! 젯킥! 태클!" ~한타끝~</div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">?????</span></div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">이런 식으로 게임에 도저히 집중을 할 수가 없었습니다</span></div> <div>여차저차하다가 죽고 나서 호기심에 카를님 닉을 통랭에 쳐 보니...</div> <div> <table class="board_list" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="순위, 닉네임, 급, 승률, 승리수, 캐릭터전직으로 이루어진 누적랭킹 리스트입니다." style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;color:#575757;line-height:18px;border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;width:670px;text-align:center;"><thead style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">순위</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">닉네임</th> <th scope="col" class="bold" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;">급</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">RP</th> <th scope="col" class="bold right" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;background:none no-repeat 100% 50%;">소속클랜</th></tr></thead><tbody style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><td class="num" style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;width:110px;">25<span class="chg_num" style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px 0px 0px 2px;font-size:12px;display:inline-block;color:#444343;">(<span class="up_num" style="padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;margin:0px 0px 0px 1px;color:#ff2c2c;">26</span>)</span></td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(카를로스)</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">101급</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">3626</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(모자이크)<br></td></tr></tbody></table>????????????????????</div> <div>???????????????????????????????????</div> <div>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ천점이 넘게 상위매칭됐엉ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</div> <div>혹시나 해서 같은 3인팟님들을 검색해보니</div> <div> <table class="board_list" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="순위, 닉네임, 급, 승률, 승리수, 캐릭터전직으로 이루어진 누적랭킹 리스트입니다." style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;color:#575757;line-height:18px;border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;width:670px;text-align:center;"><thead style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">순위</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">닉네임</th> <th scope="col" class="bold" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;">급</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">RP</th> <th scope="col" class="bold right" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;background:none no-repeat 100% 50%;">소속클랜</th></tr></thead><tbody style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><td class="num" style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;width:110px;">540<span class="chg_num" style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px 0px 0px 2px;font-size:12px;display:inline-block;color:#444343;">(<span class="up_num" style="padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;margin:0px 0px 0px 1px;color:#ff2c2c;">33</span>)</span></td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(벨져)</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">104급</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">3064</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(카를님과 같으심)<br></td></tr></tbody></table><table class="board_list" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="순위, 닉네임, 급, 승률, 승리수, 캐릭터전직으로 이루어진 누적랭킹 리스트입니다." style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;color:#575757;line-height:18px;border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;width:670px;text-align:center;"><thead style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">순위</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">닉네임</th> <th scope="col" class="bold" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;">급</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">RP</th> <th scope="col" class="bold right" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;background:none no-repeat 100% 50%;">소속클랜</th></tr></thead><tbody style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><td class="num" style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;width:110px;">323<span class="chg_num" style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px 0px 0px 2px;font-size:12px;display:inline-block;color:#444343;">(<span class="up_num" style="padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;margin:0px 0px 0px 1px;color:#ff2c2c;">6</span>)</span></td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(탄야)<br></td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">82급</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">3182</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(모자이크2)<br></td></tr></tbody></table>매칭의 상태가....????</div> <div>혹시나 해서 파티가 아니셨던 제키님을 검색해봤는데</div> <div> <table class="board_list" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="순위, 닉네임, 급, 승률, 승리수, 캐릭터전직으로 이루어진 누적랭킹 리스트입니다." style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;color:#575757;line-height:18px;border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;width:670px;text-align:center;"><colgroup style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><col width="130" style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><col width="157" style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><col width="72" style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><col width="89" style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><col width="*" style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"></colgroup><thead style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">순위</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">닉네임</th> <th scope="col" class="bold" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;">급</th> <th scope="col" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;font-weight:normal;">RP</th> <th scope="col" class="bold right" style="padding:13px 0px 12px;margin:0px;border:0px;table-layout:fixed;color:#1d1d1d;background:none no-repeat 100% 50%;">소속클랜</th></tr></thead><tbody style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px;"><tr style="padding:0px;margin:0px;"><td class="num" style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;width:110px;">680<span class="chg_num" style="font-family:dotum;padding:0px;margin:0px 0px 0px 2px;font-size:12px;display:inline-block;color:#444343;">(<span class="up_num" style="padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;margin:0px 0px 0px 1px;color:#ff2c2c;">3</span>)</span></td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(제키엘)</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">98급</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">3015</td> <td style="font-family:Verdana;padding:11px 0px;margin:0px;font-size:11px;color:#676767;border-width:0px 0px 1px;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-color:#e1e1e1;table-layout:fixed;">(모자이크3)</td></tr></tbody></table>배신당했어!!! 다들 나만 빼고 3천점이 넘어!!! 으아아앙ㅇ!!!!!!!!</div> <div>인간계에 거주하는 닝겐이 천상계에 존재하는 신의 영역을 본 결과</div> <div>'나는 잘하는데 팀이 못해서 짐ㅡㅡ'이게 정답은 아닐수도 있겠구나 하고 깨달았습니다</div> <div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201510/1445355677h3BcyUWh92L2u528NQKtBZw.jpg" width="800" height="498" alt="Shot 2015-10-21 00_14_57 085.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;"></div>그리고 매칭의 신은 공평하게 10점을 주셨습니다</div>