<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/147126581256ccad9dfd56410d99c5334ad4ec99b2__mn683511__w350__h333__f37486__Ym201608.jpg" width="350" height="333" alt="강호동 짜증.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="37486"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">안냥 여러분</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">너무 더워서 얼굴살은 빠지는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">음료를 달고살아 뱃살은 찌고있는 카페용병입니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">정말 요즘 넘나 덥습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">오븐앞에, 커피머신앞에 있으면</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">내가 대체 무슨 죄를 지었나</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">학창시절 공부좀 해서 앉아 일할걸...</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">저는 매주 월요일날 쉬는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712659381de1fe5e7caf4a539a17e187bd5a63c7__mn683511__w300__h285__f18128__Ym201608.jpg" width="300" height="285" alt="FB_IMG_1425268094662_1_.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="18128"></div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">오늘이 공휴일더군요.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그래서 집안 식구들이 다 집에 있습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">늦잠자고 일어났더니</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">식구들은 이미 아침밥으로 내가 아끼던 소세지까지 구워먹고...</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">냉장고 안에는 말라 비틀어진 멸치볶음과</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">쉬어버리다 못해 상한거같은 김치...</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712660106da132ab979949f49f1d539354fd1eb9__mn683511__w300__h272__f13937__Ym201608.jpg" width="300" height="272" alt="김슬기울상.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="13937"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">오랜만에 집안에만 있고 싶었는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">어쩔 수 없네요.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471266173c5b46608faa5499fba046736a2d5271c__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f791578__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110927.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="791578"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">우선 양념장을 만듭니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">양념장은 순서대로 섞으세요.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>고춧가루 2큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>설탕 1큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>맛술 2큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>간장 2큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>후추 깔짝</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>마늘 2큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>매실청 4큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>물엿 3큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>섞섞 후</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>고추장 5큰술</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">가루류와 액체류가 먼저 섞여야 맛이 좋습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712660583417561d45e94f60b6628d45c113861c__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f1414538__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_103122.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="1414538"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">츄리닝을 입고 슬리퍼를 찍찍 끌며</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">동네 마트에 갔다왔습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">돼지 안심 한덩이반</div> <div style="text-align:center;">돼지 앞다리 불고기용 한근</div> <div style="text-align:center;">꽈리고추 1봉</div> <div style="text-align:center;">양배추 1/4통</div> <div style="text-align:center;">매추리알 2판(60알)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">나먹을 음료수 하나</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">총 23,000원 들었습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;">(양념,마늘,양파,파 제외)</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712665003c62412ec344429f8b409799e266ac91__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f721054__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110247.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="721054"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">우선 돼지고기 안심입니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">정육점에서 장조림 할거에요! 하면 잘라주십니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">형님들이 내일이 복날이라 삼겹살 세일한다고 하셨지만</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">마음을 다잡고 유혹에 넘어가는일이 없도록 합시다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">찬물에 담가 핏물을 빼줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471266494d88f88dd5ff44245ab17a3d7322b8fba__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f923558__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110107.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="923558"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">메추리알 삶아줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">물 끓기 시작하고 12~13분이면 다 삶아집니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471266521a60737efa6fb4a2ca6229935d4398766__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f720361__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110935.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="720361"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">냄비에</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">파,양파,고추.월계수잎,후추,마늘 자투리같은거 넣어서 끓여줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712665098981be7a174248efa7c0f495968ea6bf__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f973993__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110433.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="973993"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">사온 꽈리고추 씻어서 꼬다리 잘라 손질해줍시다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">개인적으로 매운걸 엄청 못먹습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">어르신들은 덩치값도 못한다고 하는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">내 걱정말고 나잇값이나 하셨으면</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">꽈리고추가 맵지 않길 기도해봅니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712665154a2a3fb2cdcc49eaadf026a40808897b__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f845990__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_110916.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="845990"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">앞다리살 상태가 썩 좋습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그 정육점 포인트카드 하나 만들걸 후회합니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">삽겹살도 사올걸 그랬나..? 생각하지만</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">아냐 아침부터 삼겹살을 구우면 너무 맛있어서 과식할꺼야</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">라는 생각을 하며 맘을 다잡습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/147126652712556d27718746eea2683a7b12b1d73f__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f864726__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_111032.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="864726"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">마늘 반큰술, 청주 2큰술, 후추 탁타탁,간장 1큰술을 넣고</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471266533c68b22f7f6ed49b89681d6125ce21c73__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f757934__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_111246.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="757934"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">주물럭거리며 밑간을 해줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">1차적인 간을 맞추고, 돼지잡내를 잡아줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">소주넣어도 좋지만 청주가 좋습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">날이 더우니 안전하게 비닐씌워 냉장고에 넣어두세요.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">10분이상</div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712665388ba9e7e7034c4f79be7e0a4b568cf171__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f683954__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_111324.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="683954"></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">물이 끓기 시작하면 핏물을 뺀 안심을 넣어줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">야채를 넣은 이유는 아까 말한것처럼 돼지잡내 제거를 위해서죠.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">근데 전 고기냄새 싫어하지 않습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">돼지고기에서 더바디샵 화이트머스크 냄새가 나면 이상한거죠.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div>돼지고기에서 돼지냄새 나는건 당연한 것이거늘.</div> <div><br></div> <div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712671582314a72a5570418996c16cdc49dff824__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f719902__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_111436.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="719902"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">다 넣어주고 삶습니다. 푹푹</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471267164a50cb0f1f8cf4b97905e820e37ef3712__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f698822__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_112416.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="698822"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그 사이에</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">양파, 파, 양배추, 꽈리고추를 먹기좋은 크기로 잘라줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">먹기 좋은 크기란</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">고기와 함께 입에 넣었을 때 충족감을 느끼는 크기입니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">쪼질쪼질하게 썰지 마시고 크게크게</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/14712671944f6ec2a1d7914af2b4563ab6f92ed2d1__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f1141773__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_112420.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="1141773"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">아까 만들어놓은 양념장과 고기를 셰킷셰킷 주물러줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/147126720291e9736891ae484c835178376a2e2179__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f864980__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_112425.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="864980"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이렇게 제육볶음 준비는 완료되었습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">야채는 섞지 마세요, 물생깁니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/147126720823895b6bbf704d9ea9342540edf75143__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f778420__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_112536.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="778420"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">고기는 비닐에 잘 밀봉하야</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">최소 30분은 숙성시킵니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">고기가 두꺼우면 2시간 이상은 숙성해야합니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/147126721590010b99dbc444c2b089f9d55998ec9a__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f727288__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_113239.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="727288"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">삶아진 메추리알은 찬물로 샥샥 행궈 식혀줍니다.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그리고 지난주 무도를 틀어놓고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201608/1471267497dd64f2763aa544a984c7d1d559300941__mn683511__w3264__h1836__f698317__Ym201608.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="20160815_113807.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="698317"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">사진이 돌아갔네요.</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div 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