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    <div><br></div> <div><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"> ★ 스키장에서 생긴일???-- 진짜 웃김★ 1997/07/08 16:24 조회 15541 추천 329</span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  스키를 한번이라도 타 보셨다면 이해 하실수 있을겁니다 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  진짜 끝까지 읽어 보시기 바랍니다 </span><br 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style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  하지만 상황이 워낙 급한 이유로 그녀는 주위를 한번 살피고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그곳에서 그녀의 스키복과 속옷을 무릎까지 내리고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  쉬아를 하기위해 포즈를 잡았습니다.   </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그 순간 그녀의 스키가 미끄러지기 시작했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  너무 급한 나머지 스키를 벗는 것을 잊었던 것입니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 순간 당황해서 상황판단이 흐려졌습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  지금 자신에게 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 조차 모르는 몽롱한 상태가 됐습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 금새 안전 펜스를 벗어나 코스로 들어와 버렸습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 앉은 자세였기 때문에 속도는 더욱 더 빨리 붙어 버렸고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  스키복과 팬티가 무릎 아래까지 내려와 스키를 모아주고 있었기 때문에 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  더욱 더 빠르고 멋진 활강이 시작되었던 것입니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  양 손으로 땅을 짚으며 브레이크를 잡아 보려 했지만 허사였고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  오히려 중심만 더 잡히고 있었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  특히 속도가 붙은 상태에서 앉은자세로 있게 되면 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  넘어지는것조차 힘이 들게 마련 입니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 정신이 더욱 더 몽롱해지기 시작했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  허벅지 살결에 스치는 차가운 바람도 더 이상 느낄 수가 없었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 순간 모든게 꿈속 같기만 했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  지금까지 인류 역사상 한번도 이루어지지 않았던 일이 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  바로 자기 자신을 통해서 일어나고 있었던 것입니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀의 직 활강 속도는 프로급이었고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀가 오직 할 수 있었던 것은 소리를 지르는 것 뿐이었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  거의 다 내려와서 그녀는 낮은 모글에 걸려서 마침내 넘어졌습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  스키는 벗겨졌지만 그녀는 그녀의 모멘툼(*추진력 여세 탄성 - 쉽게 말해 관성력)에 의해서 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  구르기 시작했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 정신을 잃었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  우리의 정모양이 깨어난 곳은 의무실이었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  시간이 얼마나흘렀는지 밖은 깜깜했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  의식이 점점 뚜렷해 지면서 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  오후에 자신에게 일어났던 일의 기억들이 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  머리를 야금야금 씹어오고 있었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 머리를 흔들며 그런 일이 자신에게 일어날 수가 없다고 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  꿈이었기를 기도했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  간호사에게 자기가 왜 그곳에 있었는지 물어보았지만 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그 간호사는 그저 스키사고였다고 말했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 간호사의 미소짓는 얼굴이 왠지 썸뜩하게 느껴졌습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀의 옆 침대에는 어떤 중년남자가 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  팔과 다리에 기브스를 한 채 천정을 멀뚱멀뚱 바라보고 있었습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 그 남자에게 어쩌다가 그렇게 되셨냐고 물어보았다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그 남자는 공허한 미소를 지으면서 그녀에게 말했습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  어떤 미친X이 아랫도리를 다 깐채로 소리를 고래고래 지르면서 </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  스키타고 내려오는 것을 구경하다가 리프트에서 떨어졌다고....... </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그녀는 아무런 대꾸도 하지 않았습니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  그 후로 그녀는 절대로 스키를 타지 않기로 결심했다고 합니다. </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;">  </span><br style="color:#636363;font-family:'돋움';text-align:justify;"><span 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