<p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24px;color:#ff0000;">주의: 이 리뷰는 어 코렁탕이라거나 그런 하얀 국물을 체내에 주입하는 그런 요소를 포함하고 있습니다. 우주의 기운을 받아 남산에 가서 머리가 투명해질 수 있습니다.</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">(이 에피소드는 놀랍게도 투니버스에서도 방영했습니다!)</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">존경하는 루리웹 애갤러 여러분, 안녕하셨습니까? 리뷰어입니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">오늘은 어...닭에 대한, 그런 계란을 생성하는 조류에 대한 리뷰를 작성해서 북한에게 관철하는, 그러한 에피소드를 리뷰하려 합니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">이번 리뷰에선 일부에서만 이러한 말투를 사용해 창조적인 리뷰를 만들어나가려 할 것입니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>...제가 뭐라 그랬습니까...?</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"></p> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883654f971e99b963f4da58ae71112f445c857__mn314401__w864__h486__f75303__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000003971ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="75303"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788836550e449c429038431ab9481178dc0c75a7__mn314401__w864__h486__f60270__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000005638ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="60270"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div><br><p></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'굴림';">쪽지시험을 망쳐서 한숨만 나오는 케이타와 쿠마.</span></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788836579853ecd7752d457f90a09be74f9f7481__mn314401__w864__h486__f46785__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000012384ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="46785"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'굴림';">그리고 칸치는 쟤네들보다는 양호하네요.</span></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883657064b2a20879a4e3d9aead7bdc055be07__mn314401__w864__h486__f47813__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000013541ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="47813"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:'굴림';"><span style="font-size:24pt;">동작 그만, 밑장빼기냐?</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:'굴림';"><span style="font-size:24pt;"> </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:'굴림';"><span style="font-size:24pt;"> </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:'굴림';"><span style="font-size:24pt;"> </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788836580f39054285d94272bc0137f86e6161ff__mn314401__w864__h486__f71214__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000014668ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="71214"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">왜인지 이런 씨알도 안 먹힐 사기를 칩니다(...)</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/147888365912dc44a9b66545d6ad416f3aa34ed736__mn314401__w864__h486__f67541__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000021495ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="67541"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'굴림';">이윽고 체육시간.</span></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883660cb621c8d008d473aad384a12bd594d42__mn314401__w864__h486__f89485__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000033284ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="89485"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'굴림';">기록담당인 케이타에게 뜬끔없이 쿠마의 기록 측정을 자기가 하겠다고 나서는 칸치.</span></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883661bff0575940184f1d87a766bb06f246c8__mn314401__w864__h486__f70544__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000038791ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="70544"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">쿠마는 이렇게 열심히 달렸으나</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788836629f528b959218422ea63445070663874e__mn314401__w864__h486__f67751__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000045946ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="67751"></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><span style="font-size:24pt;"><b>일부러 </b><strike><span style="font-size:8pt;">5.16</span><span style="font-size:8pt;">초나</span></strike><b>늦게 누르는 바람에</b></span></span><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">기록은 13.20초가 됐습니다(...)</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;">"</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883670cd6c656c76e142caaac205d19d13b719__mn314401__w864__h486__f92094__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000047483ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="92094"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>이 포즈는 대체 뭐였을까...</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>우주의 기운을 받아 그런 이상한, 즉 시청자를 당황케 하여 국민들의 머리가 투명하게 처리가 된다.</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/147888367235cd1f0a83cd444e88ac35789c8621db__mn314401__w864__h486__f76735__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000052844ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="76735"></div> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788836747647cd0fcd824232a7537e7b1cbfdd21__mn314401__w864__h486__f84329__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000062841ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="84329"></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">이건...뭐 설명이 필요 없죠?</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883890857e1a1c1d824601bacb6df24d03115b__mn314401__w864__h486__f82501__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000066256ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="82501"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <p></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">역시나 요괴 짓이였습니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">닭이네요.</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>아니 뭐 닭이 사기치는 게 대한민국 일상인데요 뭐</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike> </strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike> </strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>아니다 시리가 사기치는 건가</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="line-height:20.4px;text-align:left;"><strike>닭이 거짓말을 하는 것은 아 그런 국가발전에 저해되는 그런 행동을 요괴워치의 어 제작진이 만들어서 대통령의 권위 그런 걸 손상시키지 않는가 사료됩니다.</strike></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883891d10caf3326ea43f4a3bada1523022c3b__mn314401__w864__h486__f38553__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000080310ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="38553"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">이름은 <b><span style="font-size:24pt;">인치킨.</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">누구나 눈치채는 사기를 치게 하는 요괴입니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">한국어 정발명은 <b><span style="font-size:48px;">사기닭</span></b>.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike> </strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>투니버스는 놀랍게도 안전합니다 여러분!!</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/147888389233f0ef95ff7344dabfa67f4fde9f0e5e__mn314401__w864__h486__f47435__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000089783ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="47435"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">어휴~ 정말 화가 나지 않나요?</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">닭이 사기를 치다니??</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>다시 한 번 강조하지만 이건 특별한 특정 프로세스 어 그런 것이 존재하지 않는 그러니까 취소선이 확고한 의지를 가지고, 북한에게 관철해 나가는 그런 것이 아님을 밝힙니다.</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788838930dedd2bcbf2c4ca8a3b78ae170adf08a__mn314401__w864__h486__f72745__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000097304ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="72745"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">그러나 닭이라고 하면 떠오르는 게 있죠.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>사람 별명같은 게 아닙니다   진짜로요</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883895915195f80cf244eeb5ef0b5666d75851__mn314401__w864__h486__f70674__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000102990ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="70674"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">친구요괴를 불러 사기닭을 <strike>발터로 저격</strike>물리치려 합니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>판사님,</strike> 이건 케이타의 아이디어입니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883896a92a6628d9ec4f1382dc3a56601ef246__mn314401__w864__h486__f42669__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000105971ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="42669"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">닭털을 벗기면</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788838969a2881ed51c14c07a395cd744fab4747__mn314401__w864__h486__f37409__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000107443ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="37409"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">닭고기가 되고,</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">닭고기 하면 떠오르는 건??</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788839018f42d33fecc54b4882906d2085770d7d__mn314401__w864__h486__f45428__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000109849ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="45428"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">오야꼬동.....??</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>치킨 아닙니까 치킨</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>순실 후라이드 치킨의 맛을 모르는, 일본이 불쌍해.</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><strike><br></strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883902cb9e91fa869142239cd17eda8bd8d4b8__mn314401__w864__h486__f50139__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000111356ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="50139"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">뭐 어쨋거나, 먹는거 하면 떠오르는 요괴가 있죠?</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883904000d2876895440fc9eba51ea072b934e__mn314401__w864__h486__f54262__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000131947ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="54262"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">역시 공복영감이죠.</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">밥계에서는 그의 화려한 혀놀림에 넘어간 요괴들이 한둘이 아닙니다. 진짜로요(...)</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478883909a44ff7b1ed6e477f8694c829f0614ed2__mn314401__w864__h486__f57884__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000137356ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="57884"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">"오오, 닭인가~ 오야꼬동으로 만들어먹으면 맛있겠구먼~"</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><strike>님 순살치킨 몰라요 순실치킨?</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788839135a5063d9b9aa4051b868a972dae54e7b__mn314401__w864__h486__f61153__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000142845ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="61153"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">히익...!</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"></p> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788843861b35122349b64867ae12292e813bcd3e__mn314401__w864__h486__f37711__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000145470ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="37711"></div><br><p></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>야수의 심정으로</strike> 사기닭을 노리는 공복영감...</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/147888422533f3d86eb9b648968a55eb8f6a74dd85__mn314401__w864__h486__f75837__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000147572ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="75837"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:'굴림';"><span style="font-size:36pt;">"자, 잠깐, 난 닭이 아냐!"</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884226b318726899c94f6f9860654b44e55963__mn314401__w864__h486__f78158__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000154449ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="78158"></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">역시 닭이였다는 것도 뻥이군요!</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">뻥계인에 이은 사기계 투탑이 되는건가??</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788842293248a1e6cf9d426f85906ecfc67160a4__mn314401__w864__h486__f67442__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000157227ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="67442"></div> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">"사실 난...까마귀 그러니까 흰색으로 태어난 </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">어 그런 흰색에 확신을 가지고 있는 까마귀야..."</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">(해석: 사실 난 까마귀야...)</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:'굴림';font-size:9pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788842309f2053bea0584c69a85d81fc7a4ef4b2__mn314401__w864__h486__f73887__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000160984ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="73887"></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788842319f9e6e1d043b4e9a88b936d0a83c3226__mn314401__w864__h486__f77537__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000166145ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="77537"></div> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">하지만 워낙 <strike>닭이라는</strike> 사기꾼의 이미지가 강해</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">모두에게 의심을 삽니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788842323344f9e6031b4ebca123db1ba97cb7ee__mn314401__w864__h486__f56159__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000170670ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="56159"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">근데 요괴피디아에도 적혀있습니다!</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">정말 사실인걸까요?</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">이하는 <strike>그...말투로 적혀진</strike> 닭으로 살아온 이유입니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:24pt;">※이하의 내용은 난독증을 불러올 수 있습니다.</span><span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:24pt;">※</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:24pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size:32px;line-height:48px;"><b>※해석 적어놨습니다.※</b></span></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884233839ac11d8d944930a2ce2e7cd8f2f77f__mn314401__w864__h486__f42163__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 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style="font-size:18pt;">"까마귀란 건 어 의외로 그런 특정 프로세스, </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">그러니까 검은색에 확고한 의지를 가지고</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">자긍심을 드높이는, 그런 국가와 국민경제에 이바지하는</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">그런 거에 자랑스러웠다고."</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">(해석: 까마귀란 말이지, 의외로 검은색에 자긍심이 높다고.)</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p 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style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884528016da2fb54f44daba4ffb8569830465a__mn314401__w864__h486__f74604__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000230347ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="74604"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">...는 개뿔이!!!</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/147888452949f6fb2505684f5aaf466f2aa325c292__mn314401__w864__h486__f86215__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000232346ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="86215"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">알고보니 요괴피디아에</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">"이상의 거짓 내용으로 </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">동정심을 유발해 도망갈 수 있으</span><span style="font-size:24pt;">니 주의할 것."</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">이라고 적혀있었습니다(...)</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><strike>사기닭: 그러게 끝까지 좀 읽지</strike></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788845305e4e1c8cba8a4d7099319a6f226015cd__mn314401__w864__h486__f90493__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000243022ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="90493"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">아니 이놈의 닭은 </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">왤케 거짓이 많습니까?!?!</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884531b11a1040b4354473a5f89cd014e01ae0__mn314401__w864__h486__f69979__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000243819ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="69979"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">그렇게 사기닭은</span></b> <strike>하야</strike><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">도망칩니다...</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884531a2e934a5493745b69895bbdf7689fedc__mn314401__w864__h486__f83461__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000246253ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="83461"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">???: 여러분 이거 다~~그짓말인 거 아시죠?</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">여러분, 언제부터 까마귀다, 까마귀다 하더니, </span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">그 까마귀 어디갔습니까?</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><br></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;">허풍입니다, 허풍!</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:24pt;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788845326c727813fc6443ecb0851f57799ffe6c__mn314401__w864__h486__f91116__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000248104ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="91116"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:18pt;">이렇게 된 이상 메달로 소환한다!!</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788845338aab4337611043ab81ceecfc132b1d89__mn314401__w864__h486__f40652__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000249436ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="40652"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b><span style="font-size:36pt;">는 메달도 가짜ㅋ</span></b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'맑은 고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', gulim;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884533a26c00691ffa4010b1b0e7ee5c9996d5__mn314401__w864__h486__f57198__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000252004ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="font-family:'굴림';text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="57198"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">아오 저 사기꾼<strike>년</strike>놈!!!</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"></p> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/14788846840bbd6cc660b54bcda142f25e064cacb7__mn314401__w864__h486__f64366__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000256986ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="64366"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div><br><p></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:32px;"><b>지바냥: 이러려고 눈물 흘렸나 자괴감 들고 괴로워</b></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478884684c681d9e6e8884c67bc9cdbb2dffb6461__mn314401__w864__h486__f17829__Ym201611.png" width="800" height="450" alt="인치킨 0000260922ms.png" class="chimg_photo" style="text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="17829"></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">그리고 사기닭은 영원히</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">     <span style="font-size:36px;"><b>하</b><span style="font-size:12px;">늘을 향해 </span></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><b> </b></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:36px;"><b>야</b><span style="font-size:12px;">반도주</span></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">했다고 전해집니다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">어휴...정말 파렴치한 닭이네요...</p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;text-align:center;">...제가 뭐라 그랬습니까...?</p> <p style="margin:0px;"><br></p> <div><br></div>