<p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/1717062568e95da48f70804e8bab4b873a05aac014__mn634736__w800__h600__f193276__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2367-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="193276"></p> <p>저번주 였을겁니다. 마당에 무성한 나무들을 솎아내다보니 3년전 코기별로 돌아간 설부장의 장난감이 튀어나왔습니다.</p> <p> </p> <p>그땐 아무리 찾아도 안보이더만.</p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/17170626661abe0e7e251d4aa2b4be05593b9009f5__mn634736__w800__h600__f200331__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2379.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="200331"></p> <p><span></span></p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">3일전이였습니다. 언제나 처럼 담배를 사러 동네 편의점에 갔습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">편의점 알바인 고선생(코리아숏헤서 ??세)이 털을 빠짝 세우고 있길래 뭔가했더니</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">요 꼬질한놈이 편의점에 들어올려고 계속 시도를</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">일하는 분한테 물어보니 아침부터 들어올려고 해서 쫒아도 안가고 버텨서 고민이라고.</span> </p> <p></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/1717062669285e5ed650214fd480a9d0bbe19cbb84__mn634736__w800__h600__f71483__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2380-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="71483"></p> <p><span></span></p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">네 그래서 줒어왔습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">일단 빠지다만 털이 엉켜있고 먼지에 기름때에 아주 더러운게... </span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">일단 잡아다놓고 주변 탐문을 합니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">근처 고물상에 있던 아이랍니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">고물상에 전화를 해서 이야기를 했더니 자기네 개가 맞다고 데리러 오신답니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">한시간후 오신분들이 누가 두서달전에 고물상에 맡기고 간 아이라고 혹시 키울수 있겠냐고 합니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">....</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">네 키우겠다고 했습니다.. (내가 미쳤지..)</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">급한대로 24시간 동물용품점가서 케이지하고 샴푸를 사옵니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">설부장이 쓰던 용품은 다 기부하거나 버려서 없습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">욕실이 엉망이 될 정도의 털과 꾸정물이 쏟아집니다..</span> </p> <p></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/1717062675f7b45ac38b1849f19b164395cce45871__mn634736__w800__h600__f102836__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2385-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="102836"></p> <p><span></span>그리고 첫끼니를 줘봅니다. 천하장사 쏘시지는 안먹더만 사료를 흡입을 합니다</p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/1717062678608a158af0ba4fcc9983a79692e6e7f2__mn634736__w800__h600__f133545__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2387-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="133545"></p> <p><span></span></p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">씻기는 과정에 오른발을 만지니 비명을 지릅니다.. (아이고야 견적발생 ㅜㅜ)</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">저게 지저분해보일지도 모르겠지만 샴푸를 두번이나 해서 저정도로 만들었습니다.</span> </p> <p></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/17170626806f0b3269d5f94c1f84ea5d606d014f81__mn634736__w800__h600__f108953__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2396-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="108953"></p> <p><span></span></p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">네 병원 가니까 저렇게 압박붕대를 칭칭 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ(머리속엔 견적올라가는 소리)</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">일단 발은 발톱이 부러졌는데 그부분에 염증이 있어서 처치하고 부러지면서 지저분하게 끊어진 발톱을 정리했다고 합니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">피검사등을 해보았더니 완전 튼튼 엑스레이상에도 뼈 다친곳도 없이 튼튼</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">하지만 다른 환자들한테 폭언 ㅜㅜ</span> </p> <p></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/17170626844a3c67088f154b45b9dd08e73d1b61f3__mn634736__w800__h600__f191722__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2399-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="191722"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202405/17170626862a086879c5134aac927456292ed7794f__mn634736__w800__h600__f93385__Ym202405.jpg" alt="IMG_2401-2.jpg" style="width:800px;height:600px;" filesize="93385"></p> <p><span></span></p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">이렇게 제가 사는 집에 안착하게 되었습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">운좋은놈 니가 잔디밭있는 집에 왔구나.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">이름도 지었습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">메이(남) 입니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">이름이 메이인 이유는 5월에 줍줍해서 메이가 아니라 <b>Mayday</b>의 메이 입니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">직급은 전에 있던 설이가 부장이어서 이녀석은 차장입니다. </span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">이제 엄마한테 혼나는 일만 남았습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"></span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node"> </span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">허락보다 용서가 쉽다고 했는데 등짝을 일단 포기 해야할거 같습니다.</span> </p> <p class="se-text-paragraph se-text-paragraph-align-left se-is-text-paragraph-block-selected" style="line-height:1.6;"> <span class="se-ff-system se-fs15 __se-node">(내일모레 50인데 아직도 엄마한테 등짝 맞고 혼남)</span> </p> <p></p>