<div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;">(전글: <span><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?animal_138577" target="_blank">http://todayhumor.com/?animal_138577</a>)</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span></span> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">임시 집사이지만, <br>미리 <span class="re_purple">스크래쳐</span> 연습을 시켜보고자, <br>조공 준비를 합니다. <br></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;">※ 준비물 :</div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">쓰다만 박스 조금,<br>용도를 <span class="re_green">알 수</span> 없이 굴러다니던 끈,<br>글루건, 양면테이프, <span class="re_purple">호일심.</span> 다 <span class="re_green">필요 없고</span><br>제일 중요한, 인내심과 굵은 팔뚝, 굳은살 가득한 손바닥,</div> <div class="active">사용해주실 주인님.</div> <div class="active"> </div> <div class="active"> </div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="1.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441425973pK5Y8YQLW3l14weLBYFO5R4hCCSQlzJ.jpg" width="320" height="426"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">1. 양면 <span class="re_red">테이프를</span> 붙인 박스에 줄을 감아줍니다.<br>계속 감아줍니다. <span class="re_green">생각 따윈</span> 하지 않고 감아줍니다.. <br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="3.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/14414259763CtS7ZHZ4OwFbghitaxzsHOFKeIHhBHX.jpg" width="400" height="300"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">2. 다행히 입에서 육두문자 나오기 전에 완성합니다.<br>하지만 <span class="re_green">너무 허전합니다.</span> 주인님께 <span class="re_red">혼날 거</span> <span class="re_green">같은 마음에</span> <br><span class="re_green">조금 더</span> 정성을 들이기로 합니다.</div> <div class="active"> </div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="4.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441425979UMZvsrxsEWsk1wkghpUv5puQwVGfKPa.jpg" width="320" height="426"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">3. 양면 <span class="re_red">테이프를</span> 붙인 호일심에 줄을 감아줍니다.<br>또 계속 감아줍니다. <span class="re_green">생각 따윈</span> 하지 않고 감아줍니다..</div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">그럼 이런 모양이 나옵니다. <br><span class="re_green">만들다 보니</span> 욕심이 납니다. 더 <span class="re_red">쓸데없는</span> 정성을 들여보겠습니다.<br></div> <div class="active"> </div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="5.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441425980jd5VNmzSkgb.jpg" width="320" height="426"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">4. 드디어 완성! 참 쉽지요? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ</div> <div style="text-align:left;">이제 주인님이 잘 사용하는지 확인해보겠습니다.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="19.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427062aUOHLNbyf.jpg" width="400" height="225"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="20.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427062iK6q1dlOEsEeAfqp.jpg" width="400" height="225"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">(식탁다리에 감아놓은 고무줄을 팅기며) 그게 뭐냐옹! 먹는거냐옹!</div> <div style="text-align:left;">.... 그거 아니라고 ㅠㅠ 그 뒤를 보라고... ㅠㅠㅠ </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="9.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200vyqqgttvlqpgRlsanYsawLtCQ9Q.jpg" width="320" height="570"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">거 더럽게 찡찡거리는구나옹! </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="10.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200rDOFdlokXHRY2Oci.jpg" width="320" height="570"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">읏차차 한번 사용해 주겠다옹.</div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="11.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200kdHaLlImFXIm.jpg" width="320" height="570"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">내가 이곳에 온 이유는 <span class="re_green">말이지옹</span></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="12.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200i9kV7EGWiiXK8I3V.jpg" width="309" height="550"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active"><span class="re_green">사료 통을</span> 훔치기 <span class="re_purple">위해서다옹!</span><br></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="13.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200SDSxYVUT4liNrz1niodfjKtZZlHpDW.jpg" width="309" height="550"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">어허.. 열리지 않는구나.. </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="14.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427200kIbwsQr41d8P34EmMQRXUfF7D.jpg" width="309" height="550"></div> <div style="text-align:left;">짜증이 나는구나옹, </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="15.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/14414272009VVplz1QMjU5mT4IVHlt9OLF4XQIBzl.jpg" width="309" height="550"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active"><span class="re_green">이 정도</span> 놀아줬으면 이제 <span class="re_green">밥 내놔라옹!</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div><span class="re_green"> </span><div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="18.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427715M4N77F2D38ELQuOeQmYAbYLTVsN.jpg" width="480" height="270"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active">거참 <span class="re_green">밥 한번</span> 먹기 <span class="re_red">힘들구나옹!</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">집사: ㅜㅜ 만드는데 힘들었는데.............. </span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_red">.</span></div><span class="re_red"> </span><div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="2.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427831zNHOHYaF8ct4BWwz.jpg" width="480" height="270"></div><span class="re_red"></span></div><span class="re_red"></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span class="re_green"><span class="re_red"></span> </span><div style="text-align:left;" class="active">ㅇㅋ 한번 긁어줌. </div> <div style="text-align:left;" class="active"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;" class="active"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="17.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427859U5JlZz9v3TAvSiyVAJtZ8O.jpg" width="320" height="570"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div class="active"><span class="re_green">바라는게</span> 더럽게 많은 <span class="re_purple">집사넘!</span><br>이제 <span class="re_purple">됐나옹!</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_purple">.</span></div><span class="re_green"> </span><div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="1393023224916.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427791MglykRe6zokePLDWnxZyDZhD4PY6.jpg" width="400" height="394"></div></div><span class="re_green"> </span><div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="1393023224916.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201509/1441427791MglykRe6zokePLDWnxZyDZhD4PY6.jpg" width="400" height="394"></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green">그랬다고 합니다. ㅠㅠ </span></div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div> <div class="active"><span class="re_green"></span> </div></div></div></div></div>
