<div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:18pt;">산란철이다!!</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><font color="#1e1e1e">한강은 지금 물고기고 지렁이고 다들 겨나와서 </font><font color="#d8d8d8">검열</font><font color="#1e1e1e">파티를 벌이고있다.</font></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">다들 체외수정이라 무책임하게 알이고 정자고 팡팡 싸대길래</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">피임이란 이런것이다를 알려주기 위해 콘돔으로 낚시를 해봤다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/14604831399c0668e15d934099a1c3739b548786d3__mn715866__w850__h637__f70333__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_37f5d9a8.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="70333"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:16px;line-height:24px;">오늘의 재료: </span><b style="color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:16px;line-height:24px;"><span style="color:#ff00dd;">콘돔</span></b><span style="color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:16px;line-height:24px;">(오X모토사의 0.03, 신품인지 중고인지는 상관없다.)</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:16px;line-height:24px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483140c404e2bbbb3d46e7af324794eb3392b6__mn715866__w637__h850__f116685__Ym201604.jpg" width="637" height="850" alt="web_1870010712_b49adacf.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="116685"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">1세대 <span style="color:#ff00dd;"><b>콘돔</b></span>지그. </span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">몸체를 베이스로 하고 <span style="color:#ff00dd;"><b>콘돔</b></span> 입구부분 고리를 타잉실</span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">로 사용했다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483138ab228d4aa86544edb32a9f053fa446e7__mn715866__w637__h850__f80794__Ym201604.jpg" width="637" height="850" alt="web_1870010712_04fde14b.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="80794"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">1차 필드테스트.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">누치들이 따라오긴 하는데 스테이시 먹질 않고 도망간다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">맘에 안드나보다. 1세대 두 개는 모두 밑걸림으로 잃었다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/14604831353171715ae3ea4eebb128d63ddecd25fb__mn715866__w850__h637__f211083__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_0a1ab26a.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="211083"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">활성도에 문제가 있나 싶어 웜으로 바꿔서 해봤더니 물고 나온다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">패턴이 잘못된듯하다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483139bfde526942de43fd9371ffbf9a61a905__mn715866__w850__h637__f152007__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_760aca6d.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="152007"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">2세대 <b><span style="color:#ff00dd;">콘돔</span></b>지그.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">얇게 자른뒤 러버지그 형태로 만들어보았다. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">사이즈는 1/10, 1/16, 1/16.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483138f36d469ed12d4fc0a25f0bafd510aefa__mn715866__w850__h637__f48640__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_6e8c749a.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="48640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">2차 필드테스트: 필드 상황이 매우 특이하다. 혐오스러울까봐 흐린 사진으로 올렸는데 작은게 물지렁이, 가운데 시커먼게 누치다. </span><span style="font-size:16px;">물때를 개무시하는 모습이 보인다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><font color="#1e1e1e">연안에 물지렁이들이 </font><b><span style="font-size:14pt;"><font color="#ff00dd">파!워!</font><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#d8d8d8">검열</font></span></span></b><font color="#1e1e1e"> 중이다. 그걸 먹으려고 누치며 강준치며 죄다 수면으로 몰려서 피딩중이다. 여러분 성 행위가 이렇게 위험합니다. </font></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">물지렁이 무리 주변을 느린 릴링으로 끌어주면서 액션을 준다. </span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">잔입질이 많은것으로 봐선 느릿느릿한 지렁이를 배터지게 쳐먹느라 고기들이 배부르고 게을러진듯하다.</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/14604831370748431dccbe4c4f9d9c0de8e788f4f4__mn715866__w637__h850__f116530__Ym201604.jpg" width="637" height="850" alt="web_1870010712_2ecb8567.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="116530"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:1.5;">계속되는 잔입질중에 드디어 한 놈 나왔다ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">상황이 상황인지라 강준치따위에 신난닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483140e31e052d9c0d4c528979a5bcede5860e__mn715866__w850__h637__f52495__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_69920843.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="52495"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="color:#ff00dd;font-family:Gulim, '굴림', AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:24px;line-height:24px;">"콘돔마이쪙 아흫하흐흐하하히히히히이이잉이ㅣ이익!!!!!"</span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><span style="color:#ff00dd;font-family:Gulim, '굴림', AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:24px;line-height:24px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201604/1460483137c1131f5a1ce44fd49f7ab7a4a833c39b__mn715866__w850__h637__f117585__Ym201604.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="web_1870010712_1a8534ea.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="117585"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#ff00dd;">"흐에에에에에에에에에켘케케케켘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"</span><br></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#ff00dd;font-family:Gulim, '굴림', AppleGothic, sans-serif;"><br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">오늘 이거로 뻘짓 안하고 웜으로 패턴 맞춰서 했으면 마릿수 뽑을건데 뻘짓한다고 하나 걸고 집왔어요</span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;color:#1e1e1e;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">심심해서 해본짓이긴 한데 진짜 잡히니까 쫌 웃기네요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ<br></span></p> <p style="padding:0px;margin:0px;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';font-size:13px;line-height:24px;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><font color="#1e1e1e">갤럼들도 방구석에서 갤질만 하지말고 </font><span style="color:#ff00dd;">파!워!</span><font color="#d8d8d8">검열 </font></span></p></div><br></div>