<p></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">오늘 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">온라인은</span><span lang="en-us"> '</span><span lang="ko">이수정의 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">대파 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">한 뿌리'가 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">모든 걸 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">집어 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">삼킨 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">하루였네요</span><span lang="en-us">.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">그러면서 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">문득</span><span lang="en-us"> </span><span lang="ko">드는</span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">생각</span><span lang="en-us">. </span><span lang="ko">왜 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">저럴까</span><span lang="en-us">? </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">단순히 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"></span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">후안무치한 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"></span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">사람이라서 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"></span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">그런걸까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;">?</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">뭐 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">기본적으로 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">국짐당 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">인재가 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">보유 해야 할 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">필수 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">재능인</span><span lang="en-us"> '</span><span lang="ko">후안무치</span><span lang="en-us">' </span><span lang="ko">스킬을 발동한</span><span lang="en-us"> </span><span lang="ko">것은 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">맞지만 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">굳이 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">이 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">시점에 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">왜</span><span lang="en-us">? </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">그리고</span><span lang="en-us">, </span><span lang="ko">본인이 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">그런 식으로 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">발언 하면 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">그게 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">미칠 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">결과를 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">몰랐을까</span><span lang="en-us">?</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">오죽하면 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"></span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">팀킬이라는 얘기까지 나오는데…</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711468439834540c8a14a4c51b9cf6ba1a612d891__mn805581__w363__h205__f31789__Ym202403.png" alt="1.PNG" style="width:363px;height:205px;" filesize="31789"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">아래부터는</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"> 그냥 </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">저의</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;"> 프로파일링 </span><span lang="ko" style="font-size:11pt;">입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-size:11pt;">.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko">====================================</p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;" lang="ko"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">지난 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">대선 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">국면에서 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">이수정은 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">자신의 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">존재를</span><span lang="en-us"> 어떻게든 </span><span lang="ko">어필하기 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">위해</span><span lang="en-us"> '</span><span lang="ko">국모론</span><span lang="en-us">'</span><span lang="ko">을 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">들고 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">나왔습니다</span><span lang="en-us">. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711468799873fa12cdf3a4bc49459028214d1fcf9__mn805581__w800__h168__f41735__Ym202403.png" alt="2.PNG" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, 'sans-serif';font-size:13px;width:800px;height:168px;" filesize="41735"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="ko">대선 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">국면에서 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">김건희를 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">커버 칠려고 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">그렇게 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">애썼고</span><span lang="en-us">, </span><span lang="ko">그래서 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">대통령 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">당선에 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">그렇게 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">기여 했는데</span><span lang="en-us">, </span><span lang="ko">한자리 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">줄줄 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">알았는데 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">아무</span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">것도 </span><span lang="en-us"></span><span lang="ko">없었죠</span><span lang="en-us">. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">섭섭 했습니다. 하지만, 이때 결심했죠. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">다음 기회가 오면 더 강하게 어필해서 눈도장에 들겠다고...</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">그렇게 절치 부심 중에 기회가 옵니다. 디올백 사건이 터진 거죠. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">'지금이야!'</span></p> <p><br></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711468878eb9bbbd2f33d453ba907cc0efb26818b__mn805581__w800__h147__f24707__Ym202403.png" alt="3.PNG" style="width:800px;height:147px;" filesize="24707"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">사실 이마저도 똥볼 차는 것이지만, 뭐 상관없습니다. 실질적인 대통령인 김건희에게 잘 보이는게 중요하니깐요.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">다행히, 이번에는 먹혔습니다. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">감투 중 제일 좋은 감투인 국회의원이 될 수 있는 공천을 받았으니까요.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">그런데, 기쁨도 잠시, '아놔, 대구나 하다못해 경상도쪽으로 공천 좀 해주지, 수원을 주면 어떡해~'</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/171146910282edf7438d4a4757a6fb81aa53680c08__mn805581__w710__h196__f20868__Ym202403.png" alt="4.PNG" style="width:710px;height:196px;" filesize="20868"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">이대로 가면 선거에서 질게 뻔하고, 그렇다면 선거운동 한다고 고생만 하다 끝날게 뻔한데 어떡하지? 그냥 기권할까? </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us">그러던 순간 그의 뇌리에 한 인물이 스쳐지나갑니다. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;">'사람들의 뇌리에서는 이미 잊혀진 것 같은 인물이지만, 프로파일러인 나는 놓치지 않았지.'</p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"> </p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;">'전문건설공제조합 이사장 이은재'</p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">건설과 아무런 관련이 없는 인물이었는데도, 연봉이 2억원 가까이 한다고 하는 저 자리를 차지한 이은재가 떠오릅니다. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">'MS 오피스 사건, 겐세이 요정 이은재를 봐. 저렇게 똥꼬쇼를 하면 한 자리 주잖아. 기회만 와바 나도 할 꺼야 똥꼬쇼!'</span></span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><br></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711469297458e1143741e418dbe5bc9625f082174__mn805581__w800__h451__f61958__Ym202403.png" alt="5.PNG" style="width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="61958"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span lang="en-us"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">그때 마침 하늘이 도우사 '대파사건'이 터집니다. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711470422bcb4ce3a26844ddb8d8b8a6d62c4f559__mn805581__w800__h238__f30939__Ym202403.png" alt="2024-03-27 01;26;19.PNG" style="width:800px;height:238px;" filesize="30939"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">하지만, </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">이수정에겐 안됐지만, </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">눈물의 똥꼬쇼를 한다고 무조건 한자리 주는 건 아닙니다.</span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;">지난 후쿠시마 오염수 논란때 '수족관 수조물 먹방 똥꼬쇼'까지 했던 김영선과 류성걸은 이번에 공천을 못받았습니다. </span></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/1711470026e95b7639c0f7409e9c5f258b9e8e96ce__mn805581__w500__h276__f49697__Ym202403.jpg" alt="d.jpg" style="width:500px;height:276px;" filesize="49697"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202403/17114700312da6f079a10a4ea7a0b8fe57c63ff362__mn805581__w500__h276__f36810__Ym202403.jpg" alt="e.jpg" style="width:500px;height:276px;" filesize="36810"></p> <p style="margin:0in;font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:11pt;"><br></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;">총선 끝나고 나서, 윤석열이 탄핵되고, 김건희가 특검을 받아서 감빵가고 난 후에도 누군가 자리를 줄 것 같습니까?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;">한동훈이요? </span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;">한동훈은 총선 끝나면 특검 대상 1호 입니다. </span><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;">한동훈은 무사할 것 같은가요?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;">이상 프로파일링 소설이었습니다.</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'Malgun Gothic';font-size:14.6667px;"> </span></p>