<div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1412004228efBksohNK4AwTGyZp634paEuyI.jpg" width="600" height="750" alt="Chuck-Norris-Card-1.jpg" style="border:none;"></div><br><div><br></div> <div> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1. </span>척 노리스는 진통제를 먹지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>고통을 죽인다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><br></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">2. </span>척 노리스는 밤에 돋보기로 개미를 태워 죽일 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-13.8pt;margin-left:13.8pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-13.8pt;margin-left:13.8pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-13.8pt;margin-left:13.8pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">3. </span>밴드 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘Survivor'</span>는 그들의 노래 제목을 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">“Eye of Chuck Norris"</span>에서 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">"Eye of the Tiger"</span>로 바꿀 수 밖에 없었다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-13.8pt;margin-left:13.8pt;"> 척 노리스에게서 살아남은 자<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(=survivor)</span>는 누구도 없기 때문에<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><br></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">4. </span>척 노리스는 생일 케잌 초에 성냥불을 붙이지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그가 입김을 불 때 불이 붙는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><br></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">5. </span>척 노리스는 스스로를 벤치프레스 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">6. </span>척 노리스는 문워크를 앞으로 한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">7. </span>척 노리스는 물을 반으로 쪼갤 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">8. </span>척 노리스는 거울에 비친 자신과 눈싸움을 한 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>사흘 후 척이 승리했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">9. </span>척 노리스가 태양을 몇 시간 동안 처다 보자<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>태양은 깜빡였다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">10. </span>당신은 지구가 태양 주위를 돈다고 알고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>사실은 태양이 척의 주위를 돈다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">11. </span>척 노리스는 블랙홀을 빨아들일 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">12. </span>척 노리스는 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">PS3</span>으로 헤일로를 즐긴다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">13. </span>고양이들은 척 노리스 알러지가 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">14. </span>척 노리스는 스스로를 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">4</span>인칭으로 말한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">15. </span>노스트라다무스가 죽은 이유를 아는가<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>실수로 미래의 척 노리스 돌려차기를 봤기 때문이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">16. </span>척 노리스는 후보에 오르지 않고 오스카상을 받았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">17. </span>척 노리스는 파이의 끝을 알고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">18. </span>척 노리스는 컴퓨터를 사용할 때 마우스를 쓰지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.... </span>그는 말<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(horse)</span>을 쓴다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.7pt;margin-left:19.7pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.7pt;margin-left:19.7pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.7pt;margin-left:19.7pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">19. </span>공룡들이 척 노리스에게 돈을 빚진 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">... </span>공룡들은 척에게 돈을 갚지 못했고 결과는 당신이 아는 대로다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">20. </span>간달프가 말했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. “</span>넌 통과할 수 없다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!” </span>그러자 척이 말했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. “</span>해봐<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.”</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">21. </span>구글의 정보량의 근원은 척 노리스이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">22. </span>척 노리스는 단 한 번도 물음표를 사용해 본적이 없다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.3pt;margin-left:19.3pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.3pt;margin-left:19.3pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.3pt;margin-left:19.3pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">23. </span>척 노리스가 물웅덩이에 빠지자 척이 물에 젖지 않고 물이 척 노리스에 젖었다는 말이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.3pt;margin-left:19.3pt;"> 이건 거짓말이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>우리는 척이 절대 어느 곳에도 빠지지 않는 다는 걸 알고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">24. </span>척은 호루라기로 다섯 가지의 다른 언어를 구사할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>수화를 포함해서<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">25. </span>척 노리스가 태어날 때 유일하게 울었던 사람은 의사다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>누구도 절대로 척 노리스의 엉덩이를 치면 안 된다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">26. </span>척 노리스는 어제 올라온 유투브 영상에 네 달 전에 댓글을 달았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">27. </span>척 노리스는 물구나무서기를 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>발을 이용해서<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">28. </span>척 노리스는 물고기를 익사시킬 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">29. </span>척은 그의 방에 그리즐리 카펫을 깔아놓았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그 곰은 죽지 않았지만 단지 움직이기 무서워하는 것뿐이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">30. </span>척 노리스는 수영과 스카이다이빙을 동시에 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">31. </span>척 노리스는 뒷짐을 진채로 팔씨름에서 이길 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">32. </span>척 노리스는 물을 먹고 음식을 마신다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">33. </span>척 노리스는 화장지 한 장으로 당신을 죽일 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1000</span>가지 방법을 알고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">34. </span>척 노리스가 나스카에서 우승하는 것을 자신의 집에서 티비로 봤다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">35. </span>척 노리스는 죽음을 죽일 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">36. </span>척 노리스는 진공상태에서 소닉붐을 일으킨 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">37. </span>척은 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1912</span>년에 대서양에서 야간낚시를 하던 중 배를 한 척 낚았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">38. </span>척 노리스는 버터로 나이프를 자른 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">39. </span>척 노리스는 레이디 가가의 포커페이스를 읽을 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">40. </span>닐 암스트롱이 달에 첫 발을 딛었을 때<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>척 노리스가 거기서 핫도그를 굽고 있었다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">41. </span>척 노리스는 스턴트대역을 가지고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>우는 장면을 위해서<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">42. </span>척 노리스는 세균의 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">99.9%</span>를 죽일 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>나머지는 자살하기 때문에<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">43. </span>척 노리스는 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">'Man vs Wild'</span>의 주인공으로 거론 되었지만<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>결국 실현되지 못했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 아이들이 용암을 먹을 수 있는 것으로 생각할 수 있기 때문에<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">44. </span>척 노리스는 음소거 상태로 음악을 들을 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">45. </span>척 노리스는 돌려차기<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(roundhouse kick)</span>를 다섯 글자로 말할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>죽음<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(death)</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">46. </span>척 노리스가 길을 건널 때<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>차들은 척 노리스가 오는지 좌우를 살핀다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">47. </span>척 노리스의 명함엔 이렇게 적혀있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. "I'll call you"</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">48. </span>척 노리스는 눈을 감은채로 니모를 찾았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">49. </span>척 노리스는 공항 안전검사를 지나가도록 허용되는 유일한 무기이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">50. </span>척 노리스에겐 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">GPS</span>가 필요 없다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>척은 스스로 자신의 위치를 결정한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">51. </span>척 노리스는 태어나지 않았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그는 단지 존재한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">52. </span>한 농부가 허수아비 대신 척 노리스의 사진을 밭에 걸어놓았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>새들은 작년에 가져간 것들까지 도로 내놓았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">53. </span>알렉산더 벨이 전화를 발명했을 때<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>이미 척으로부터 세 통의 부재중 전화가 와있었다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">54. </span>척 노리스는 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">2</span>월 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">30</span>일에 태어났다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">55. </span>척 노리스는 그의 팔꿈치를 핥을 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>양 팔을 등 뒤로 두고 말이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">56. </span>척의 고등학생 시절<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>선생님이 척 노리스에게 할 말이 있을 때는 손을 들고 말했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">57. </span>척 노리스는 알카트래즈에서 탈옥한 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>정문을 걸어서<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">58. </span>척 노리스는 꿀을 먹지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그는 벌을 씹어 먹는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">59. </span>장애인 주차구역은 장애인을 위한 자리가 아니다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 그 자리는 척을 위한 자리이고 그곳에 주차할 경우 당신은 장애인이 될 것이란 의미이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">60. </span>척 노리스는 무한대를 셀 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>거꾸로<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">61. </span>과학자들은 척 노리스의 콧수염이 암을 치료할 수 있다는 사실을 발견했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 하지만 불행하게도 그의 콧수염을 면도할 수 있는 방법은 존재하지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">62. </span>칸예 이스트는 운전 중 척의 앞을 막았고 곧 칸예 웨스트가 되었다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">63. </span>척 노리스의 그림자는 돌려차기의 공포 때문에 열 걸음 뒤에서 척을 따라간다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">64. '</span>에일리언 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">vs. </span>프레데터<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">'</span>의 원제는 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">'</span>에일리언과 프레데터 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">vs </span>척 노리스<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">'</span>였다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 이 영화는 사전제작 중 취소되었는데<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>누구도 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">9</span>달러를 지불하고 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">14</span>초 만에 끝나는 영화를 보지 않을 것이기 때문이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">65. </span>신이 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span>빛이 있으라<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span>라고 말하자 척 노리스가 스위치를 눌렀다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">66. </span>척 노리스는 회전문을 닫을 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">67. </span>요다가 척 노리스에게 포스로 깝죽거리기 전에는 키가 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">6</span>피트였다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">68. </span>척 노리스의 심장박동 모니터엔 수직선만 존재한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">69. </span>구글도 척 노리스를 찾을 수는 없다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">70. </span>척 노리스는 러시아어를 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>중국어로<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">...</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">71. </span>척 노리스는 불멸자가 아니다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>단지 죽음을 선택하지 않은 것뿐이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">72. </span>척 노리스는 그의 오토바이를 사륜구동으로 바꿀 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">73. </span>척 노리스는 세계 포커대회에서 포켓몬스터카드로 우승했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">74. </span>척 노리스는 타자기를 사용해서 월드 와이드 웹을 만들었다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">75. </span>척 노리스는 사냥을 하지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. ‘</span>사냥<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span>이란 실패의 가능성을 암시하므로<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>척 노리스는 살해한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">76. </span>척 노리스는 치과에 가지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그의 이는 절대 상하지 않으므로<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 척의 적들 또한 치과에 가지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>어떤 이도 남아있지 않으므로<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">77. </span>척 노리스에게 물리학 적으로 불가능한 일이 있기란 물리학 적으로 불가능하다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">78. </span>척 노리스가 레고를 가지고 놀았던 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>고대 이집트인들은 여전히 그 일을 감사하게 생각한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">79. </span>척 노리스는 모래장난을 한 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>우리는 그 흔적을 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span>기자의 대 피라미드<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span>라고 부른다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">80. </span>척 노리스가 당신을 던진다고 말할 때<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>당신은 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span>얼마나 높이요<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?’</span>라고 물어봐선 안 된다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>이렇게 말해라<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. ‘</span>언제 내려올 수 있죠<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?’</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">81. </span>사람들은 그들의 차에 도난방지 시스템을 장착한다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>하지만 척은 단지 그의 이름을 새겨놓는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">82. </span>치킨처럼 생기고 치킨 냄새가 나고 치킨 맛이 나는 음식을 척 노리스가 소고기라고 말하면 그건 소고기다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">83. </span>척 노리스는 한번 죽은 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>하지만 척은 그것을 극복했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">84. </span>척 노리스는 숨울 쉬지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>그는 공기를 인질로 잡고 있는 것뿐이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">85. </span>척 노리스가 드래곤볼<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">Z</span>를 처음 봤을 때 초보자를 위한 운동 비디오인줄 알았다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">86. </span>중력은 척 노리스 법칙을 따른다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">87. </span>드래곤은 불을 뿜고<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>척 노리스는 드래곤을 뿜는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">88. </span>척 노리스는 다이아몬드와 비슷하다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>누구도 그를 부술 수 없고<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span>누구도 그의 가치에 의문을 가지지 않는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">89. </span>척 노리스는 볼링 퍼펙트게임을 탁구공으로 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">90. </span>척 노리스는 스티비 원더를 움찔거리게 할 수 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">91. </span>고질라는 킹콩과 팔씨름 시합을 한 적이 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>결국 척 노리스가 이겼다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">92. </span>척 노리스는 수화를 듣는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">93. </span>척 노리스가 십대일 때 집에 늦게 들어올때마다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>척의 부모는 외출금지를 당했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">94. </span>척 노리스는 나이프로 국수를 먹는다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">95. </span>수퍼맨과 플래쉬가 전세계를 도는 달리기 시합을 했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>누가 이겼을까<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span>물론 척 노리스</p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">96. </span>척 노리스가 타임머신을 만들고 그것을 사용했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>우리는 그걸 빅뱅이라고 부른다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">97. </span>우리는 팽창하는 우주에 살고 있다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span>모든 것들이 척 노리스로부터 도망치고 있는 것이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">98. </span>오바마는 척 노리스에게 투표했다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> </p><p></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">99. </span>만약 척 노리스가 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span>스파르탄<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span>이었다면 그 영화의 제목은 <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘1’</span>이었을 것이다<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"><br></p> <p style="text-indent:-19.4pt;margin-left:19.4pt;"> 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