<p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">1.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></span></span><font size="5"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">내</span></span></span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">가 정말 </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라니까요?"</span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"18노마</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 니가</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 이명박이면 나는 세종대왕이다</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~!!</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">상대방의 욕설에 </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령의 얼굴이 </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">급격히 찌그러졌다.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br><br><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">지난 </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">2</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">월 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sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">여기서 그는 </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">129</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 콜센터의 일일상담원으로 활약하며 서민을 위해 일하는 대통령의 모습을 보이기 위해 노력했지만</span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">통화 상대방인 서민들 대부분 상담원이 </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라는 사실을 믿지 않거나, 설혹 믿더라도 </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령에게</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">심한</span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">적개심을 드러내며 욕설을 퍼붓는 바람에</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그 자리에 있는 수행원들과 취재기자들을 민망하게 만들었다.</span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <div style="text-align:left;"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201607/14688635973e81e0cf18944df3a23e20eb40be5d5e__mn721613__w500__h339__f44991__Ym201607.jpg" width="500" height="339" alt="1.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="44991"></font></font></font></div><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><br></font></font></font> <p></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font color="#000000"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 129</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 콜센터 일일상담원 </span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박 대통령이 서민들의 </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">욕설</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">에 곤혹스런 표정을 짓고 있다.</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><br><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">사실 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 경기도 안양의 보건복지 콜센터를 찾은 것은, 작년 12월初 </span></span></span></span><u><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">가락동 시장</span></span></span></span></u><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">을 방문하여 </span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">상인들을 끌어안고</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">생</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">.</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">쑈</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">를 벌였던 것처럼 서민을 위해 애쓰는 대통령의 모습을 국민들에게 널리 알림으로써</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">경제를 망친 책임을 조금이라도 모면해보려는 의도</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">에서였다.</span></span></span></span><br><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그러나 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 전화를 받을 때마다 서민들은 상담원이 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라는 사실을 믿지 않았을 뿐 아니라,</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">천신만고 끝에 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령임을 믿게 만들었어도 돌아오는 건</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">호된 욕설 뿐</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이었다.</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">더욱 안쓰러운 것은 </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그 통화 내용을 콜센터 상황실의 스피커를 통해 모든 사람들이 들을 수 있다는 것</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이었다.</span></span></span></span></font><br><br><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"각하~</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!!</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 벌써 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">1</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">시간이 지났습니다! 이제 그냥 가시죠</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~!</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">" "이러다간 더욱 망신살만 뻗치는 건 아닌지</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">정정길 대통령실장과 이동관 대변인이 걱정스런 얼굴로 만류했지만 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령은 막무가내였다.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"너희들은 내가 절대로 포기하지 않는 사람이라는 사실을 정말 몰라</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">벌써 십여 통의 전화를 받았지만 모두 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령에 대한</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">원망과 욕설 뿐</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이었다. </span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000">허구한 날 자신이 '서민을 위하는 대통령'이라고 떠들어댔는데도 이같은 참담한 상황이 벌어지자</font></span></span></span></span></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그는 더욱 오기가 발동했다.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그래서 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">1</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">통이라도 자신을 지지하는 서민으로부터 전화가 걸려오기 전에는</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 절대로 자리를 뜨지 않겠다고 결심했다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><br></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><br></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="5"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">2.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">바</span></span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">로 그때 또다시 전화벨이 울렸다</span></span></span></span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"네에~ </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">입니다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"시방 누구라고 한 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"네~ 상담원 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">입니다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"지금 장난하는 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 맞습니다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">요</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"너 시꺄 가난한 사람이라고 장난치는 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"장난 아닙니다</span></span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 진짜 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 맞습니다</span></span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">상대방은 상담원이 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이라는 사실은 전혀 믿지 않았지만,</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령은 열심히 자신이 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">임을 밝히려고 애썼다. </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"너 진짜로 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이 맞아</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"예에</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 맞습니다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"좋아</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 니가 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라는 사실을 한번 믿어보지</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"고맙습니다. 서민님</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 그러면 제가 무엇을 어떻게 도와드릴까요</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">마침내 자신이 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라는 사실을 상대방이 믿도록 하는 데 성공한 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 회심(會心)의</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 미소를 지으며 </span></span></span></span></font></font><font color="#000000"><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이동관 대변인에게 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">'</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">V</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">'</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">자 사인을 보내자마자 곧바로 스피커가 크게 울렸다</span></span></span><font face="굴림"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font color="#000000"><br></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="5"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">3. </span></span></span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></span></span><font size="5"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">너</span></span></span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">시꺄~ 왜 주가</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">3,000</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라고 노가리 친 겨?"</span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">순간 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령의 얼굴이</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">똥.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">빛</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">으로 변했고, 모든 사람들의 입에서 탄식이 흘러나왔다</span></span></span></span></font><font color="#000000"><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">.</span></span></span></span><br></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"그건~ 국민에게 '희망'을 주기 위해 한 말이지요</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 모기만한 목소리로 겨우 대답했지만, 상대방은 더욱 큰 소리로 </span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">꾸짖었다.</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><font size="+0"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">18로마</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><font size="+0"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">입은 삐딱해도 말은 바로 해야쥐</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 네가 국민들 표 얻으려고 고따구로 헛소리하는 바람에 </span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="+0"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">우리 식구 거지됐잖여</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="+0"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">너 그거 어떻게 책임질 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 우물쭈물하자 정정길 대통령실장과 이동관 대변인이 가슴을 쳤고, 또다시 스피커가 울렸다.</span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><font color="#000000"> </font></span></span></span></span><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"그리고 너 왜 또 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">747</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이라고 헛소리 한 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"그것도 '희망'을</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">빙신아</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">희망은 무슨 개쥐랄~ 지금 정반대로 가고 있잖여</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"그건 세계 경제가 나빠서 어쩔 수가 없어서</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><font size="+0"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">18새끼야~</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 경제 대통령이라는 놈이 그것도 예측 못 혀</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">맙소사</span></span></span></span><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">대한민국 대통령이라는 작자</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">가 지금 일반 서민에게 호된 욕설을 얻어먹으며 변명도 제대로 하지 못해</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"></span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="+0"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">곤욕</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">을 치루고 있었다.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 이명박 대통령이 이마의 땀을 훔치며 잠시 숨을 고르는 사이 스피커가 요란하게 울렸다.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"너 왜 아직도 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">재산헌납</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 안 하는 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">상대방의 질문 내용도 문제지만</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">끝까지 반말에 욕설 투로 일관하는 바람에</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><font size="+0"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령의 속마음은 말이 아니었다.</span></span></span></font></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="+0"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그렇다면 지금 언론사 취재기자를 비롯한 많은 사람들이 보고 있는 상황에 화(禍)를 낼 수도 없는 처지였다.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"너 자꾸 국민을 가지고 놀 껴</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">국민이 니들 호구냐</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">세 번째 질문에 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령의 얼굴이 붉으락푸르락하며 안절부절 못하자 보다 못한 정정길 대통령실장과</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이동관 대변인이 다시 나섰다.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"대통령 각하~</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">!</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 여기서 더 버티다간 제명에 못 죽을 지도 모릅니다. 어서 철수하심이</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span></font></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"빨리 일어나세요</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령 각하</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">~!</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"</span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><br><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">그가 </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">대답을 못하고 잠시 머뭇거리자 스피커가 가만히 있지 않았다.</span></span></span><br><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"왜 대답을 못하는 겨</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 네가 그러고도</span></span></span></span> 대통령 자격이 있는 겨?"<br> 오마이갓! 마침내 스피커는 대통령 자격 문제까지 들고 나왔다. 이제는 갈 때까지 간 것이다. </font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;"><font color="#000000"><font size="+0"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">여기서 이명박 대통령은 무너지고 말았다</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">.</span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span></font></p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령이 잠시 고개를 숙이고 바닥이 꺼져라 한숨을 내 쉬고는 자리에서 벌떡 일어났다.</span></span></span><br></font><font color="#000000"><font size="3"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">"다음 스케줄이 뭔가?"</span></span></span></span><br></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">한 마디 슬쩍 던진 이명박 대통령이 정정길 대통령실장과 이동관 대변인을 데리고 도망치듯이 콜센터 상황실을 뛰쳐나갔다</span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">…</span></span></span></font></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="5"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">다</span></span></span></span></span></span></font><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">음 날</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">좃중동을 비롯한 반국민.매국언론</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">은 일제히</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;">이명박</span></span></span><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"> 대통령의 활약을 치하하여 대서특필했다.</span></span></span></span><br><br></font></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000">"서민가슴 뭉클하게 만든 콜센터 상담원 李 대통령!" /// 삼성신문<br> <br>"역시 李 대통령은 마음 따뜻한 서민 대통령이었다!" /// 똥.아일보<br> <br>"하늘보다 높고 바다보다 깊은 李 대통령의 서민사랑!" /// 좃선일보</font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial" color="#000000"></font> </p> <p align="justify" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial"></font><font face="Arial"></font></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;color:#222222;font-family:'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', sans-serif;font-size:17px;line-height:25.5px;"><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><span style="font-size:9pt;"><span style="font-family:Batang;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><span style="font-family:Gulim;"><출처>귀농본부</span></span></span></span></font></p>
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