<div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">일단 한숨부터 쉬고 시작하죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">..</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">휴</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">우</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">..</span><br></p><img width="640" height="483" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/1447209108RqKCzx1vm7OZVPSbx2k8S2sVY32bq2bv.jpg" alt="nyang.jpg" style="border:medium none;"><br><p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">신제품이나 맛있는 걸 먹으면 누구나 좋게 글을 쓸 수 있을겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그런데 난감한 경우에 걸린다면 어떨까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">?</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> <span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">진짜 이게뭐냥</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">??? </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">이라고 하고 싶네요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">먼저 이 피자는 피자마루에서 공급</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">(?)</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">받은 피자입니다</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. 뭐 이벤트 당첨되서 시킨 건데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">,,, </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">휴우</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">~~ (</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">한숨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">2</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">번쉬고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">) </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그렇다고 제가 블로거지처럼 글을 이쁘고 맛있게 잘 쓸거라고 생각하신다면 그건 <b>경기도 오산</b>인겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">푸핫하ᄒᅠᆺ핫 안웃겨요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">? </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">... </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">이분들 넘 하시네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">~~ ㅋㅋㅋ<br></span></p><img width="640" height="640" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/14472091075nsiXo84CEYEkZJh2jMOPlxKMzghy.jpg" alt="ajae.jpg" style="border:medium none;"><br><p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">일단 시카고 피자가 뭔지부터 알아봅시다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.(</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">또 모르잖아요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">? </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그게 뭔데요 물어 보실분이 있어서</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">)</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">사진처럼 엄청나게 치즈가 두껍게 쌓인</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">!!!!</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">　　</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">피자를 시카고 피자라고 부릅니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">국내에서도 이런 피자를 파는 곳이 몇 군데 있긴 합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">알려진 프랜차이즈 피자점 중에서는 이마트</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">, </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">피자마루 등 정도 일 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">시카고 피자는 치즈의 양 때문에 호불호가 갈립니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">느끼하고 짜기 때문이죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">, </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그래서 못먹는 사람</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">, </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">싫어하는 사람도 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. <br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">(아래 사진 보이시죠. 미쿡은 저렇게 판다고 하네요. 일부 국내 피자점에서도 저렇게 파는 곳도 있구요.)<br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img width="800" height="534" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/1447209108f5SYv16FhXagJ4AkRkBNGx78.jpg" alt="original.JPG" style="border:medium none;" class="chimg_photo"><br><p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">사실 피자마루의 시카고 피자는 이번이 처음이 아닙니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. 2</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">번째죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그래서 보다 풍부하고 다양한 메뉴를 선보였죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.(</span><strike><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">는 개뿔</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">선택의 혼란만 주고 있습니다</span></strike><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.)</span></p><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img width="354" height="315" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/1447209107vM5WfwBEbCmFqfqdt9n3xNZb.jpg" alt="hompy.jpg" style="border:medium none;"><br><p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">아래 <span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">사진을 보시면 딱 보시면 아시듯 연출입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">본사에서 준 쿠폰을 줬더니만 점주께서 딱 아시더라구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br>홍보 하시는 분이냐며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그래서 연출샷 제품 피자를 만들어 주셨습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">평소에는 안하시는 아마도 쉐프의 기운을 받아 혼신의 힘을 기울여 만들어주셨더라죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ㅠ</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">..</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ㅠ </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">아놔</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">..</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><font><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">여러분이 사드시는 제품은 홈피와도 제가 먹은 피자와도 사뭇 다를 수 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.!!!</span></font></p><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img width="640" height="483" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/14472091063oNguyRZ.png" alt="20151110_213948_HDR.png" style="border:medium none;"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img width="640" height="436" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/1447209107LxcPITthNBnLQkGAiIC1.png" alt="20151110_214033_HDR.png" style="border:medium none;"><br><p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">어쨌든 왜이리 잡설이 기냐구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">... </span><b><font size="6"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></font></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><font size="6"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">음</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">....</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">제가 내린 평가는 실패</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">!!!</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></font></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">이것은 시카고 피자가 아닙니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그냥 맛있는 피자입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">좀 달게 느껴지는 달달한 피자라고 할까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">   </p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">치즈가 많지도 않고 일반 전문점에서 잘 만든</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">,. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">정말 맛있게 만든 피자에요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">화덕라인을 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">2</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">번이나 거치다 보니 골고루 익구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">밀가루 도우의 맛이 보다 조밀조밀하게 느껴지는 고급스러움이 느껴지는 피자입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그런데 말입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. (</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">그알 김상중 패러디</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">) </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">가격을 보시면 말이죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. <br></span></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">이 가격이면 피자마루 피자 안먹을 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">다른 도</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">X</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">노 피자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">피</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">X</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">헛 피자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">, </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">미</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">X</span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">터 피자 가겠죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">맛없는 건 아닌데 가격보니 애매하고 </span></b><b><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">심지어 이건 시카고 피자라도 부르기가 ㅠㅠ""</span></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">국내 출시용 시카고 피자는 일반 피자보다 작습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">. </span><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><br></span></b></p> <p style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><b><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"></span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"> (</span><strike><span style="background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">심지어 홈피 할인 날짜도 틀렸어 </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">ㅠ</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">.</span></strike><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;"><strike>ㅠ</strike> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'굴림';letter-spacing:0pt;background:#ffffff none repeat scroll 0% 0%;">)</span></b></p></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img width="764" height="440" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201511/1447209108OrvS3vNSPZXwHtQA4cy14HB6T1nqRVHG.jpg" alt="hompyfault.jpg" style="border:medium none;"></div><br>