<p><br></p><p><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">여친 만날 수 있는 시간이 없으</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">니 음슴체 가되 되겠음?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br></span></p><p><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">GOP에서 근무하던 시절, 지독한 </span><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">폐렴으로 병원에 입실 했을 때였음.</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">단순 감기인줄 알고 의무대 왔다가 폐렴으로 진단되어 </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">급하게 입원하다보니 수중에 아무것도 없었음</span></span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">아시는 분은 아시겠지만, GOP에서는 </span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">안그래도 근무인원이 안나오는데 입원</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">해서 사람들 고생하게 한다는</span></span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">괘씸죄로 일주일이 지나도록 소초에서 아무것도 가져다 주지 않았음.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">(전투복 상하의, 속옷 상하의, 전투모, 구멍 날랑말랑한 양말이 다였음..)</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">흔하디 흔한 수건 조차 없었음...</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">여름이라 하루에 한번씩 꼭 샤워를 해야만 했었던 계절,, 내가 생각한 방법은..!</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">하루는 '런닝'을 수건으로 쓰고 빨아서 널</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">어 놓고,</span></span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">하루는 '팬티'를 수건으로 쓰고 빨아서 널어 놓고...</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">빨래 누가 훔쳐가면 나는 거시기</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">되는 상황이었기에 항상 침대 옆에 널어 두었음.</span></span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">그러던 어느날...</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">마침 전날, 묵직한 국방색의</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; "> '용감한남자' 팬티는 내 수건이 되어주었고 머리 맡에 다소곳이 걸려있었음.</span></span></p><p><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">혈기 왕성한 남자는 아침에 A형 텐트는 기본 아니겠음?</span></p><p><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">팬티라도 입고 있으면 텐트는 어느정도 잡아주겠지만....</span></p><p><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">군대에서 입원해 보신분은 알지 않겠음?</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">군대 병원복은 소변보기 편하라고 그쪽이 뻥- 뚫려 있음.</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">난 자기 전에 분명히 다소곳하게 모포를 덮고 잤었음.</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">하지만 꿈속에서 뭔 17:1로 싸움이라도 벌렸었는지...모포는 바닥에 떨어져 있었음.</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">언젠가 써볼 일이 있을만한...</span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">나의 일생의 하나 뿐인 '상징'은...당당하게 환자복 사이로...'용'솟음 치고 있었음</span></span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">같이 입원해 있던 전우들은...정도 없었음...ㅠ</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">실실 쪼개고 웃기만 하고...핸드폰이라도 있었으면 사진찍어서 인터넷에 퍼졌을 것임. 군부대 노팬티남이라고!!</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; text-align: left; font-family: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; ">그 후로 퇴실할 때 까지 '솟아오른 불기둥'으로 불리게 되었음</span><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><br style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px; text-align: left; "><span style="line-height: 21px; 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