<div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142630I1bkByiM.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF0968.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">며칠 전, 무심결에 이바를 봤다가 </p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">내 눈을 의심하게 됨</p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142630eT38suOXryMgljwgLb84hSqREMF.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF0967.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">이바가 의자 다리에 <strong>엉덩이를 걸치고</strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><strong>의자처럼 </strong>앉아있는게 아닌가;;</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">사진 찍는 소리에 돌아보면서도</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><strong>걸터 앉은 뽐은 변하지도 않음</strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><u>그래서 실험을 해봤음</u></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">​</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><em>< 과연 이바 스스로 걸터앉는 것인가></em></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">1. 적당한 높이의 폼롤러를 뒷다리 춤에 갖다 댄다.</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142630QSOqZifcrtuvEEhrW3aRytAT1pvB7.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF0966.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">2. 엉덩이에 무언가가 있다고 인식 시켜준다.</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142630ZdPgYvGfSZH1EeP1yYMyhPI4POt.jpg" width="740" height="507" alt="DSCF0965.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">3. ........!!!! 편하게 앉아서 쉰다;</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142629ovcDAdTsrnUuTsPC89P8tiGuLSPcY.jpg" width="740" height="495" alt="DSCF0964.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">결론<u> :</u></strong><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"> 이바는 의자처럼 엉덩이 걸터 앉는 걸 좋아함</u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><u style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></u></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">우연이 아니라는 또 다른 증거 하나!!</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><br></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">처가댁에 데리고 가서 당근을 하나 줬는데</p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;">갑자기 울 장모님 다리 사이로 물고 달려가더니</p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142631I88GtD5rF9wa.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF1040.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">장모님 허벅지에 걸터 앉아서 먹음;;;</strong></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></strong></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></strong></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></strong></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><strong style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></strong></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142630eIuLcjutoUWFWE6V1FPvtlNjIS.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF1037.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">엉덩이 떡하니 올려놓고 냠냠</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142631P5gbBDkaBKyrN.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF1038.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;">너 정체가 뭐냥</span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;">대체 왜 그러고 먹는거야 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:20px;color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;"><span style="font-family:'3028545_12';font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201507/1436142631sNjfEuAXYfzq6PSgtwVK9TuI8bT5av.jpg" width="740" height="493" alt="DSCF1039.JPG" style="border:none;"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;">뭐 문제가 있냐는 순진무구한 표정</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#666666;font-family:'3028545_10';font-size:13.3333330154419px;line-height:20px;"><br></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span 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