<p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">1.<span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span> SS501 숙소 청소하는 아주머니들은</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">3달을 못가고 사표를 쓰신다고....</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">2. 박정민 엠카 솔로 컴백무대때</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">어떤팬 분이 "말달리자!!!!!!!!" 했더니 박정민이</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">"와 나 욕할뻔했어 "</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">3. 허영생 고3? 문답이엇는데</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">Q. 주량은 얼마정도인가요?</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">A. 소주2-3병정도 맥주3000cc</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><u>4. 허영생 어렸을때 어머니분이 장난으로</u></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><u>"너내아들아닌데 너누구니?" 라고말하셨다가</u></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><u>충격 먹어서 가출ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</u></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">5. SS501정규2집은 원래 2007년에 발매예정이엇다</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">(.......)</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">6. 싱글2집 활동 할 때 밖에서 팬들이 핸드폰으로 하얀사람 틀어주니까</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">김현중 신나서 혼자 춤추며 사라짐</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>7. 박정민이 김규종 꾸며준다고 고데기로 귀집음</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">8. 김형준이 이상한거보다가 박정민한테 걸렸다함</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong>9. 박정민 데뷔전 단축번호 1번이 경복궁</strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">10. ?이건 상담원언니이야긴데 웃겨서 걍 씀</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">트리플: SS501컴백언제해요?</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">상담원언니: SS501컴백해요??</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">제발상담원언니들 개그연습말고 컴백좀시켜주세요DSP....</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">11. 김현중이 레스토랑?인가 어디서 알바를 햇엇음</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">거기서 맨날 하는 말이 "맛있게드세요~"다보니까</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">알바끝나고 집들어오면서 "맛있게드세요~"</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">12. 허영생은 멋있다는말보다 이쁘다는 말을 더 좋아한다고</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="background-color: #e4ff75"><strong><span style="background-color: #ffffff">13. 공방에서 잠깐쉬고잇을때</span></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="background-color: #e4ff75"><strong><span style="background-color: #ffffff">팬: 정민아!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="background-color: #e4ff75"><strong><span style="background-color: #ffffff">박정민: 왜반말이야 너몇살이야</span></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>14. 영스진행하던 시기에 카라가 데뷔해서</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>김현중: 저희 회사에서 신인이나왓어요~ 라카!!</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>박정민: (짜증)카라라고</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong></strong></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">15. 유타? 공방? 어딘지 모르겟다 하여튼</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">팬: 섹시하다!!!!!</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">박정민: 늙을수록섹시한게잘나와^^</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="background-color: #e4ff75"></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">16. 팬싸 때</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">팬: 신사가 인사하면 신사임당ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">김현중: 비가 L.A가면 엘에이갈비ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong>17. 시상식에서 김현중이 상을 받았는데</strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong>건강상참석을 못해서 <u>허영생이 대신 나가서 상을받음 소감이</u></strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong><u>"이상은 현중이 안주고 제가 갖겠습니다^^"</u></strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: #000000">였는데</span> </span><span style="background-color: #e4ff75; color: #ff0000">진짜 안 전해줬다함</span><span style="color: #ff0000">... </span><span style="color: #ff0000">그리고 나중에 김현중이 인터뷰에서</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">정말 받질못했다, 그래서 영생이네서 옷을 많이 훔쳐왔다</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><strong>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</strong></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">18. 렛잇고 공방때 허영생이 옹알옹알거리면서</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">허영생:"...~~~에요?" <span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span>팬들:"네!!"</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">근데 한 팬분이 못알아들어서 대답한팬분들한테 뭐라고 했냐고 물어봣더니</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">"글쎄요...?" "잘 모르겟어요..."</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">19. 음방 끝나고 퇴근길에 팬들이</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">"정민오빠 손가락이라도 보여주세요!!!!"</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">라고 했더니 발가락을 창문 밖으로...</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"></p> <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201404/1396337668Eidrr4AOpwBrw6fRKASpvKl.jpg" width="692" height="523" alt="발가락.jpg" style="border: none" /></div> <p></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"><br /></span><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt">20.</span><span class="space" style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt; position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span><span style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt"> </span><span style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt">팬싸</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">팬: "오빠 열한살 연하 어때요?" 했더니<span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span> 대답하기도 전에 <span style="color: #ff0000">뒤에서</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">이모팬: "정민아 그건범죄야!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">21. 트위터멘션...돌직구 쩌시네 이어빠들</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">정민: ㄷ ㅈ<span class="space" style="position: relative; width: 5px; height: 5px; display: inline-block"></span> ㄹ?</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">형준: ㅅㅌㅁ?</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">ㄷ ㅈ 래....싫타면...?</p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><br /></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt">출처 - http://instiz.net/pt/1919832</span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5"><span style="line-height: 1.5; font-size: 9pt"><br /></span></p> <p align="center" style="font-family: 굴림, tahoma; line-height: 1.5">라카잼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 발가락잼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <div class="instiz-stub-extra" style="position: absolute; opacity: 0"><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://instiz.net/pt/1919832" target="_blank" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; cursor: pointer; color: #000000">http://instiz.net/pt/1919832</a></div> <p></p>