<DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">고해성사</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1026 name=ecx_x0000_i1026 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201104/06/htm_2011040622472450005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">어떤 중년 부인이 고해성사를 했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-INDENT: -20pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 20pt; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“신부님<SPAN>,</SPAN> 저는 하루에도 몇 번이나 거울을 보면서 제가 너무 아름답다고 뽐냈습니다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">제 교만한 죄를 용서해 주십시오<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">이 고백을 들은 신부가 칸막이 커튼을 조금 들어 올려 그녀를 힐끗 쳐다보고는</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">이렇게 답했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“자매님 안심하세요<SPAN>.</SPAN> 그것은 죄가 아니고 착각입니다<SPAN>.</SPAN> 평안히 돌아가십시오<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">취객</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1027 name=ecx_x0000_i1027 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/28/htm_2011032823365150005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">늦은 밤 어떤 중년 신사가 술에 취해 길에서 볼일을 보려고 전봇대 앞에 섰다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 신사가 몸을 가누지 못해 쩔쩔매자 지나가던 청년이 말했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “아저씨<SPAN>,</SPAN> 제가 좀 도와드릴까요<SPAN>?</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 신사는 청년에게 기특하다는 듯 말했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “나는 괜찮으니 흔들리는 전봇대나 좀 잡아주게<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">중독</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1028 name=ecx_x0000_i1028 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/22/htm_2011032222564850005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">뚱뚱하다고 놀림을 받던 영자가 포도 외에는 아무것도 먹지 않는</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">‘포도 다이어트’를 시작했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 사흘째 되던 날 영자는 그만 의식을 잃고 쓰러졌다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 깜짝 놀란 가족은 쓰러진 영자를 병원으로 데려갔다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 영자 어머니가 의사에게 물어봤다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">“의사 선생님<SPAN>,</SPAN> 영양실조인가요<SPAN>?</SPAN> 얘가 며칠 동안 포도만 먹었거든요<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 의사가 고개를 저으며 말했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “농약 중독입니다<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">기가 막혀서</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1029 name=ecx_x0000_i1029 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/21/htm_2011032122312350005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">어느 날 자정이 넘어서야 억지로 들어오는 남편을 보다 못한 아내가</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">바가지를 긁기 시작했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 아무리 화를 내고<SPAN>,</SPAN> 앙탈을 부려봐도 남편은 묵묵부답<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그런 남편이 더욱 보기 싫은 아내가 소리쳤다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “당신 정말 너무한다<SPAN>.</SPAN> 왜 <SPAN>3</SPAN>시가 넘어서야 들어오는 거예요<SPAN>?</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 그러자 남편이 귀찮다는 듯 하는 말<SPAN>,</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “이 시간에 문 여는 데가 이 집밖에 없어서 들어온다<SPAN>.</SPAN> 왜<SPAN>!</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">보청기의 성능</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1030 name=ecx_x0000_i1030 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/09/htm_2011030922460150005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">노인 두 사람이 의자에 앉아 이야기를 하고 있었다<SPAN>.</SPAN> 한 노인이 입을 열었다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “이봐 나 보청기 새로 샀어<SPAN>,</SPAN> 엄청 비싼 거야<SPAN>!</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 다른 노인이 부러워하며 물었다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “그래 얼마인데<SPAN>?</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 노인은 손목시계를 보면서 대답했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “<SPAN>12</SPAN>시<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">비용</SPAN></STRONG></P> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1031 name=ecx_x0000_i1031 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/06/htm_2011030622254850005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">결혼식을 막 끝낸 신랑이 지갑을 꺼내며 비용을 물었다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 그러자 목사가 말했다<SPAN>.</SPAN> “우리 교회에서는 비용을 따로 받지 않습니다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">다만 신부가 아름다운 만큼 돈을 내시면 감사히 받겠습니다<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “아<SPAN>,</SPAN> 그러세요<SPAN>?</SPAN> 여기 <SPAN>10</SPAN>만원 넣었어요<SPAN>.</SPAN> 감사합니다<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 신부를 힐끗 본 목사 왈<SPAN>,</SPAN> “거스름돈 <SPAN>9</SPAN>만원 받아 가세요<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">미술가·음악가</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1032 name=ecx_x0000_i1032 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/03/htm_2011030321301750005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">학교에서 돌아온 철식이가 엄마에게 물었다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “엄마<SPAN>!</SPAN> 엄마는 미술가가 좋아요<SPAN>,</SPAN> 아니면 음악가가 좋아요<SPAN>?</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 그러자 잠시 생각한 엄마가 답했다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “그야 물론 둘 다 좋지<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 그러자 철식이는 자랑스럽게 성적표를 내보였다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> 거기에는 이렇게 적혀 있었다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> ‘미술<SPAN>-</SPAN>가<SPAN>,</SPAN> 음악<SPAN>-</SPAN>가’<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; COLOR: #ef007c; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">실수</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" id=yiv913800717articlebody> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"></P> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><IMG id=ecx_x0000_i1033 name=ecx_x0000_i1033 src="http://pds.joinsmsn.com/news/component/htmlphoto_mmdata/201103/02/htm_2011030221382450005010-001.JPG"></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">여고 체육시간<SPAN>,</SPAN> 선생님은 스포츠무용 비디오를 틀어 주려다 실수로</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그만 포르노</SPAN></STRONG> <STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">비디오를 틀어 줬다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">학생들 사이에 함성이 터져 나왔다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그러나 선생님은 비디오를 잘못 틀어 놓은 걸 몰랐다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV> <P style="mso-element: frame"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">선생님은 시끄럽다는 듯 이렇게 소리를 질렀다<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 굴림; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> “조용히 하고 잘 봐<SPAN>!</SPAN> 이따가 거기에 나온 동작 시켜서 못 따라 하면 혼낼 거다<SPAN>.</SPAN>”</SPAN></STRONG></P></DIV></DIV>
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