<span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;background-color:#ffffff;">1.</span> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">가족과 마트 갔었는뎅</span></div> <div><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">와이프가 장보는 동안 아이 손을 잡고 시식코너를 쏘다니고 있었음</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">식용유 코너에서 올리브유 샐러드 시식하길레 가서 쳐묵쳐묵 그때 요리하시는 분 눈 마주침. . 젊은 아가씨였음. . </span><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">". . ."</span></span></div> <div><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">". . ." </span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">근데 초보이신지. . 아니면 갑자기 나타난 두 돼지에 놀라서인지 말씀이 없으심. . .</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">순간 무안해져서 무슨 말이라도 해야하겠기에</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></span></div> <div><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">"역시 버진이 좋죠?" 라고 말함.</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br></span></span></div> <div><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">움찔!!! 엄청 당황하심... 덕분에 나도 당황</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">"아빠. 버진이 뭐야?"</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;">"으. . 응? 어. . . 신선한거. . ." 이미 정줄 놓음. . </span></span></div> <div><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><strike style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;">마느님 : "오늘 닭볶음 하려고 닭 좀 샀어."</span><br style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;"><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;"> "엄마, 버진으로 샀어?" </span></strike></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;">...</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;">...</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;">2.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;background-color:#ffffff;">제작년에 차몰고 나가서 점심먹고 돌아오는 길이였음..</span> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">신호대기하고 있는데 뒤에 있는 차가 '쿵' 함...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">마느님한테 카톡으로 사고난거 일러 바치고 있었음...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">---------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">마느님 개인톡...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">나- 점심때 사고남..</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;">마- 어디서?? 않다쳤어..</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;">나- 00사거리에서 살짝 부딪혀서 다치진 않았고...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;">마- 차는?</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">--------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">회사 단톡방...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">지부장 - 오늘 퇴근전에 회의 하겠습니다.</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">나 - 뒤에서 박았는데 살짝 까졌어.. ㅜㅜ</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">"어... 아악!!!"</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><strike style="background-color:#ffffff;">회의시간</strike></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><strike style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;background-color:#ffffff;">지부장님 : 무릎 괜찮아?</strike></div></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:19.2000007629395px;background-color:#ffffff;">3.</span></div> <div><div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">이번엔 결코 제 이야기 아닙니다.. 동아리 후배 이야기 입니다.... 결단코...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">대학 동아리 후배중 자신이 정대만 닮았다고 떠들던 녀석이 있었음....</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">그런데 회지 만들때 필명 적지말고 본명 적으라는 회장 말 개무시하고 원고에 정대만이라고 적어서 줌</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">회장 열폭해서 '두대만' 이라고 고쳐서 인쇄소에 보내 버림.. " 두대만" 때리고 싶다고...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">그 이후 두대만 혹은 만대두 라는 고정닉 발생함....</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">어느날 두대만이 버스타고 학교왔는데 버스에서 내리자 마자 시커먼 덩치들이 나타나 체육관으로 끌고감 </span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">이걸 본 동아리 후배가 동아리에 SOS 쳤고 우르르 체육관으로 몰려감...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">가보니 두대만 이 녀석이 5명이나 되는 체육학과 녀석들과 당당히 맞짱을 뜨지는 않고 말싸움을 하고 있었음... </span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">사연인즉슨...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">아침에 버스타는데 어느 여학생 옆자리에 않게됨... ( 치마입음 / 짧음 )</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">여학생이 보기에 대만이가 자꾸 자기 다리를 훓어보면서 히죽거리는 걸 느낌적인 느낌으로 감지</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">자기(체육)과 동기에게 문자 보냄 순간</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">자기가 독수리오형제가 된줄아는 시커먼스들이 지구를 아니 여학생을 지키기위해 나타났다가</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">대만이 납치해서 체육과 끌고감 </span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="line-height:21.6000003814697px;font-size:9pt;">이후... </span><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">대만이는 절대 않봤다고 우기고 있음...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">동아리 최연장자 재수 1년, 군대 3년, 휴학 2년으로 10년째 대학다니시며 화석화되가고 있는 선배가 중재에 나섰고 마침 체육과 조교도 나타남...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;">대만이는 자기가 버스에서 웃은것 맞다고 함... 무엇을 보고 웃었냐느 질문엔 대답을 않함.... 결국 타이르고 협박함...</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">그때 신발을 다 덮는 힙합바지가 유행이었는데 대만이가 바지를 걷어올린순간</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">우리는 보았음 하얀 운동화 위에 그려진 속옷만입고 수줍게 앉아 있는 미야자와 유키노를... ← 알면 아재 + 덕후</span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div style="font-family:'굴림', gulim, '돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6000003814697px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><strike>이후 고정닉이 변태만 으로 바뀜....</strike></span></div></div>
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