2012년 9월 어느날... <div><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5">폰이 울림. 망치부인이 받음. 스피커폰으루~</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5">(아프리카 망치부인과는 상관없음)</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5"><br /></span></div> <div><table class="protectTable" style="font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6; width: 712px; border-collapse: collapse; position: relative; background-color: #fcfcfc"> <tbody> <tr style="line-height: 1.6"> <td style="line-height: 1.6"> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 여보세요?<br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">불쌍한놈 : 자기~ 하아하아~~~~</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 뭐냐, 넌?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">불쌍한놈 : 자기~ 뭐 입고 있어?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 빨간빤스 입었다. 왜?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">불쌍한놈 : 난 다 벗구 있어. 하아하아~ 자기도 벗지 그래?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 야! 하나도 안 쏠린다. 쫌 잘해봐~ </p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">불쌍한놈 : 오우~ 자기 박력있어~ 하아하아~ </p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 됐고, 여기 ㅇㅇㅇㅇ 아파트인데, 고 옆에 ㅇㅇ연못에서 만날까?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">불쌍한놈 : 뭐야. ㅆㅂ 너 선수냐? 미췬년.</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 차슥~ 쫄기는...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">그리고 전화 끊겼다.</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">지발돈쫌 : 저~ 빨간팬티 입으셨어요?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">망치부인 : 니가 빨간거 사줘봤어?</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">지발돈쫌 : 아니, 뭐 그냥... 그렇다구요...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal">철퇴녀(딸래미)는 한쪽 구석에서 배잡고 뒹굴고 있다.</p> <p style="margin: 0px; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal"><br /></p></td></tr></tbody></table> <table class="clearTable" style="font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6; clear: both; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #fcfcfc"> <tbody> <tr style="line-height: 1.6"> <td style="font-size: 1px; line-height: 10px; height: 0px; overflow: hidden"> </td></tr></tbody></table></div>
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