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    <div><br /></div> <div> 항상 올리시던 분께서 늦으시길래 제가 대신 올립니다 ㅎㅎ;;..</div> <div><br /></div> <div><br /></div> <div>=================================================================================================================================</div> <div><br /></div> <div><br /></div> <div><br /></div> <div> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">안녕하세요 오늘 가위눌려서...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">글 내일쓰려했는데 가위보다 무서운 댓글때문에 왔슴니다...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">사실 가위가 무섭다기보단 웃겨서..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아 그리고 컴퓨터 꺼지는거는 귀신때문....</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">이아니라 순전히 집컴이 똥컴이라서 그런거랍니다 ^ㅅ^(s사께감사드림♡)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">여러분들이 이게무슨스압이냐 혼내시는통에 제목에(약스압)을 빼고싶지만</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">왠지 와따시의 마스코트가 된 느낌이랄까...? 아..아님니다</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; 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padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">티비는 바닥에 떡하니 대충놓여있고 (내릴때 잘못건들였는지 티비는 고장났더라구요)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그리고 쇼파앞은 휑했죠...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데 신기하게 아무일도없는거에요 진심 너무 일반가정집같아서 이상할지경으로요...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">티비없어도 가족들끼리 잘놀았어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">(솔찍히 그후 집분위기는 더 무서워진거같았어요)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그래도 가족들이 전부다 약속이라도 한듯이 서로 무섭단이야기는 안했어요 </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그냥 거실에서 불켜놓고 제가 갖고놀던 살구랑 부루마블같은거 꺼내놓고 하고놀고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">전 진심재밌었지만 엄마아빠는 억지로 웃고 놀고 그러고있었던거같아요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; 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padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">한달정도 지나서 날씨좀 쌀쌀해질때 쯤이었는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠랑 저랑 학교갔을때 주인집 할머니가 찾아왔었는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠가 굿을해도되냐고 연락했더니 찾아오신거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오자마자 다짜고짜 엄마아빠한테 동네시끄럽게 무슨굿을하느냐고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">집계약 얼마되지도않고 (집이 몇년안에 철거될거라서 계약이 길지않았어요)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">좀 조용히 살다나가면 안되겠느냐고 화를내셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">한참 실랑이를하다가</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠는 홧김에 그러면 오늘하루 이집에서 주무셔보시라고 그러셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데 주인할머니가 그러시겠다고 하셔서 진짜 저희학교갔다왔을때 주인할머니가 계셨어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">솔찍히 엄마아빠는 진짜 주무시고 가신다기에 좀 이상하게생각되고 놀라셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그냥 다툼도 있었고 오기로 주무시라고 하신거죠</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠랑 저는 엄마아빠가 주인할머니 오늘 주무시고 가실거라고 그러시길래</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">할머니께인사드리고 어색하게 앉아있다가 같이 저녁식사하는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그할머니께  엄마아빠가 작은방에 주무시라고 했었거든요 할머니도 알았다고하셨었대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데 갑자기 저녁먹다가 할머니가 창고방을 가르키면서 저방은 뭐로쓰고있냐고 물으시는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠 말씀으론 이미 다 설명 들으셔놓고 또물으신거래요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠는 그냥 창고라고 다시설명했더니 식사하시다 말고 갑자기</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그방을 구경하시겠다고 그방문을열고 들어가시는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠는 그때 너무놀라서 밥먹다가  더먹지도못하고 멍하니 그모습을 보고계셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">방안둘어보시다가 방문에있는 부적을보고 이런걸 왜갖다 붙혀놓았냐고 물으셔서</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">제가 '그방에 무당아줌마가 들어가지마라고 했는데요' 했는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그랬더니 그 할머니가 갑자기 그방에 주무시겠다는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠가 계속 말리고 설득했는데 끝까지 거기 주무신다고...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그래서 이불을 그방에 깔아드리고 저희가족은 그냥 안방에서 잤죠</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데 한참 자고있을때 엄마가 이상한소리를 들으셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">막 화내는 소리라고해야하나? 뭐라고 하는진 잘모르겠는데 분명누가 화내는소리같았대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아무리생각해도 그방에있는 할머니 목소리인거같아 엄마는 아빠를 깨워서 그방으로가셨대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아니나 다를까 방안에서 할머니가</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>어디있어! 어디있어! 죽는다! 진짜죽는다! 어디있느냐고!</b></font> 뭐 이런소리를 하시면서</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">방안에서 뭘 던지시는지 책같은거 던지는소리랑 물건던지는소리가 났대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠가 놀라서 방문을 열려고하는데 뻑뻑하니 전보다 좀 안열리는 느낌이었대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>근데 방문을 열자마자 그할머니가</b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b> </b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>'여기있다!!! 하고 소리치시면서 방안에서 툭튀어나오셔서 문지방으로 달려드셨대요</b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마는 깜짝놀라서 막 소리를지르시고 그바람에 제가 깼어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">잠에서 깨서 그방쪽으로갔는데 할머니는 문지방에 막 달려드시고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아빠는 할머니를 막 뜯어말리면서 '여보 여관집좀 불러와! ' 하시면서 다급하게 소리치고 계셨어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아빠가 할머니를 말리시면서 봤는데 할머니가 달려드는 문지방에</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">접어놓은 종이가 테이프로 발려있더래요 (문이 뻑뻑하게 안열린이유인듯)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">우리가족도 모르게 무당아줌마가 부적을 붙혀놓고 가신거같았대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아무튼 엄마는 잠에서깬 저를 방에 들어가라고 하시고 여관집으로 가서 아저씨를 부르러 가셨어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">전 방에들어가서 다시 잠들었구요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마가 여관 아저씨를 데려와서 할머니를 아빠랑 아저씨가 겨우 그방밖으로 데리고 나오셨는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아빠말씀으론 그때 그할머니힘이 보통 노인네힘이아니라</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">장사였다고 아저씨랑 아빠가 함께말리는힘으로도 힘드실정도엿대요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데 더이상한건 겨우 방밖으로 떼어내니까 할머니가 아무일도</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">없으셨다는듯 쇼파로 가서 주무셨다는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그모습을 여관아저씨랑 엄마랑 아빠가 진짜 한참넋나간듯 보고계시다가</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">여관아저씨가 자기어머니가 왜저러는거냐고 따져물으시는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠도 뭘 알아야 대답을 해드리죠...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아저씨도 결국 내일 이야기하시자고 그할머니 부축해서 내려가셨구요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그일이 있는동안 저는 다시 방에와서 오빠옆에 다시누웠다가</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">얕게 잠이들었어요 그때 제가 꿈을꿨는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">제꿈에 노란한복을입은 아저씨가 나와서 제이름을 부르시면서 이리로 와보라는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">저는 거부감이 하나도 들지않아서 아저씨한테 가까이갔어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그랬더니 아저씨가 갑자기 '일어나!!!'</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">하고 호통치시는데 그소리가 무슨 귀바로옆에서 천둥이 치듯이 크게들리는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">무섭다는느낌은아니었고 그냥 많이 놀랐어요..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">무튼 너무 놀라서 잠에서 벌떡 깼는데 꿈에서본 아저씨얼굴이 너무생생한거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">방은 깜깜하고 조용한데 방문은 살짝열려있고 밖에서 어른들소리가 들리는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">왠지 거실에 나가기보다 오빠를 깨워야겠다 싶어서 오빠를흔들어 깨웠어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그랬더니 오빠도 깜짝놀란사람처럼 벌떡 일어나는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">저는 계속 멍했고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠도 뭘생각하는지 아무말없고 둘이그냥 엄마아빠 들어오실때까지 멍하니 앉아있었는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠가 그때 방에들어오셨어요 두분다 방에들어오셨다가</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">저희가 앉아있는거보고 놀라셔서 불부터 키시고 나쁜꿈이라도 꿨느냐고 물어보셨는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">저는 그냥 어떤 노란옷입은 아저씨가 꿈에서 나보고 일어나라고 소리치는 꿈 꿨다고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그아저씨 목소리가 너무커서 놀라서 일어났다고했어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그랬더니 오빠도 꿈에서 그아저씨를 봤다는거에요..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠는 꿈속에서 잠에서깼는데 엄마아빠랑 제가 방안에서 뭘찾고있더래요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠가 엄마아빠한테 뭘찾는거냐 물으니까 엄마가 오빠한테</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">'야 밖에 무당아줌마 오셨는데 부적을 가져오시라고 하신다' 라고 했데요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그러고 곧바로 아빠가 '근데 어디있지? 야 너는 기억하니?' 그러시는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠는 아무리생각해도 이상했대요 무당아줌마가 그렇게 몇번이나 말했는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">엄마아빠가 왜기억못하지? 하는생각도들고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>게다가 제가 막 빠른속도로 바닥을 기어다니면서</b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b> </b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>방 장롱밑을 막 보고다니는게 너무 무섭고 이상하더래요</b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b> </b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>가장결정적으로 엄마아빠가 저희한테 야 라고 안하시거든요</b></font> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">항상 누구야 이름부르시거나 <span style="font-size: 9pt">아들~ 딸~ 하고 부르시지..</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아무튼 그게이상해서 밖에진짜 무당아줌마가 있는지 확인하려했데요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">마침 방문이좀 열려잇어서 밖에 나가진못하고 문쪽에 좀 가까이갔는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">누가 열린방문사이에 서있었데요 처음엔 잘안보이다가 서서히 그사람모습이 뚜렸해지는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"><font color="#ff0000"><b>하얀옷을입은 그 산발머리여자가 서있더래요</b></font> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">근데저번과는 다르게 오빠가 그여자얼굴을 정확히봤는데 얼굴이 뱀비늘처럼 되있고 </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">귀까지 찢어진 입에서 뱀혀를 쭉빼고잇는데 방에 못들어오는지</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">계속 아무것도없는 열려있는 방문으로 들어오질못하고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">머리를 허공에 유리라도있는거처럼 쿵! 쿵! 찍고있더래요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그러다가 오빠가 더가까이가니까 <font color="#ff0000"><b>머리를 막 미친속도로 쾅!쾅!쾅!쾅!쾅!!!!</b></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠가 너무놀라서 뒤로 자빠졌는데 넘어질때 등에 뭐가 부딫혀서 봤더니</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">노란옷을입은 아저씨가 천둥처럼 큰목소리로 그 여자한테 '가!!' 하고 소리치셨다는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그때 제가 깨워서 꿈에서 깼는데 오빠도 그아저씨얼굴이 너무나도 생생하다고 하는거에요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">결국 그날밤은 가족들모두다 또 뜬눈으로 밤을세고 말았죠..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그런데..... 며칠후 외할머니께 엄마가 전화해서 그날 있었던있을 말씀드리는데...</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">외할머니는 이야기듣자마자 그꿈에 노란옷입은 아저씨가 외할아버지 인거같다고 하셨어요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">알고보니 외할머니 외할아버지가 엄마를낳고 엄마 첫돌날 입으신옷이 그 노란옷이었어요..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">진짜 신기하게도 지금은 꿈속에서 본 얼굴이 잘기억 안나지만 </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그후 얼마안지나 외할머니댁에서 외할아버지 사진을 보고</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오빠랑 제가 그때 꿈에서 본 할아버지가 확실하다 했었데요..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">아무튼 오늘이야기는 여기까지구요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">오 오늘이야기는 한편만에 무사히 잘마쳤네요..</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">똥컴이 저를 가엾게 여겼나봐요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">그럼 보너스로 어제 제가 눌린가위이야기 해드릴게요</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">(좀 웃길수도 있는이야기에요... 무서움주의보단 웃음주의하시길)</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px">어제 밤에 잠을자다가 화장실을 갔다와서 다시누웠는데</p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; line-height: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both; font-family: 돋움; 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