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sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">휴대폰 요금, 전기세, 난방비 등등 이제 껏 벌어들여온 돈들이 폭죽의 피날레를 보여주며 내눈 앞에서 사라짐... 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새벽</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">여느때와 다르지 않게 고구마, 어묵, 호빵의 기계들은 겁나게 자기들 몸을 씻어달라고 아우성임 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 겁나 그들의 밀려지지 않은 때를 보면서 주중야간알바에 대한 현란한 욕과 함께 때수건 대신 수세미 와 철수세미로 닦음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">열심히 일하고 땀방울이 턱 혹은 코끝에서 부터 톡 하고 떨어지면 아~ 내가 열심히 했구나~ 하면서 뿌듯 하잖슴? </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">근데 안남</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 그 많은 기계들과 비눗물의 아쉬운 작별인사를 고하고 좀 쉬려고 '포스'(쉽게 말하자면 바코드 찍으면 계산해주는 기기 ; 포스 작렬 할때 포스 ㄴㄴ)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">쪽, 계산대로 들 감.. 근데 의자가 음슴 ㅠㅠ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">직영점은 왜 의자를 배치를 안해주나 모르겠음 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 본인은 폭이 좁은 땅바닥에 앉음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">나름의 노하우인데 바닥에 앉고나서 손님오면 겁나 밑에서 일한척하고 일어남</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">대신 손님이 나가기 전 까지 계속 서있어야함 ㅠㅠ 그래서 물건을 겁나 오랫동안 고르지 않은 손님들을 보면 야속함..</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">컵라면 뚜껑 뜯다가 가운데만 뜯어져라</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">무튼 때마침 손님이 옴</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">바닥에 앉고 있었던 터라 먼저 "어서오세요 OOOO입니다 " 를 외치고 일어서려고 하려는 순간</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">낑김</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">헐</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아둥바둥 하다가 손님 한 남자랑 눈마주침...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">ㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">웃음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">내가? </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">ㄴㄴ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그 남자가 웃음 피식하고 ... </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아 진짜 그때는 겁나 쪽팔림 ㅡㅡ </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 아둥바둥 하면서 다시 일어남 ㅜㅠ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">낑긴 이유가 뭐냐면 등을 거의 바닥에 가져다 놨고 엉덩이가 거의 앞쪽 을 향해 있었고 다리는 위를 향해 있었음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">머리는 뒷쪽을 대고 있었고</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">음... 상상이 가심?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">안가면 말고</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">무튼 휴대폰을 하고있었기 때문에 주르르르륵 내려감 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">허둥지둥 몸을 일으켜새우고 그 남자를 봤음 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">라면을 쳐다보고있었음 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">본인이란 남자는 그닥 부끄러워 하지 않은 성격이라 .... 뭐.... </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">.</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">.</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아....씨... ㅠ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그때마침 직원들 들어가는 곳에서 쉬고있는 같이일하는 형한테 괜히 화났음(소개해준 형임 ㅡㅡ 같이 일함)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"여기 라면이 뭐가 맛있어요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">0-0??</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">진짜 뭐지? 했음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">근데 말투가 그... 그 ..뭐냐.. </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그런거 막... 애들 대하듯이?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">암튼 그랬음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">솔직히 라면은 내가 못골라 주겠는게 사람 마다 다르고 그때그때 먹고싶은게 있을거임</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아님?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">맞잖슴?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">무튼 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">졸라 막 어버버 했음.. 왜그랬는지 모르겠는데.. 어버버버버버버버</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"어.... 저.... 혹시 김치 좋아하세요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">나님 김치맨임 ㅋ </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">못된 김치맨 말고 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">김치 없으면 못사는 김치맨임</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">김치워리어... 씨....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그러다가</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"김치는 이따 같이 먹을꺼에요"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">이러는 거임 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">시무룩......</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">흠....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">잠시 고민하고있는 중에..</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"아, 아니에요 뭐가 맛있는데요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"어... 김치라면 중에는 이게 그나마 맛있는데.. 대신 이게 김치찌개 라면이긴 한데.. 좀 비싸..."</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">가져감</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">말좀 끝나고 가져가주지.. 민망하게....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"이거는요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">또 물어봄 요번엔 딴거 가르키면서 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"어.. 이게 같은거긴 한데 매운맛 있고 안매운 맛있는데 음... 매운거 좋아하세요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아싸 요번에 말 안끊겼다</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"좋아하죠"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"그러면 이걸.."</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">가져감</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">.......</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그러다가 포스작렬인 포스에서 바코드 찍고 있는데 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">지갑에서 카드를 꺼내면서 계산이 완료됨</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">근데 카드 안가져감</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">라면외에 다른 음식들은 봉투에 넣고 갑자기</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"아"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하고 뭔가 깨달음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 뭐지? 하면서 요번에 무슨 라면일까? 무슨라면을 추천하지? 치즈? 요번에 짬뽕? 짜장?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">" 커피 뭐좋아해요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"네?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하면서 음료수 문을 열음 거기가 캔커피가 들어있는 자리였음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아 요번에 커피구나</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">라면에 커피... 흠....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"어.. 커피.. 음... 근데 제가 커피를 안좋아해서... 어떤게 맛있을라나...?"(멍청멍청)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"아 커피 안좋아해요?"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하다가 그 문 닫고</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">다른 음료수 문 열음...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">........?</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">솔직히 지금 이 글을 읽고 있는 분들은 예상하실수 있을지 모르겠지만</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">진심 저때는 누가 알바생한테 사주겠다는 생각을 해봤겠음 진짜 상상도 안했음 (아닌가?)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그래서 뭐지? 내가 죽으라면 죽을껀까? 했음</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">저는 이게 좋.....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">가져감</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">아쫌...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그리고 그걸 나한테 줌</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"계산해요"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">/////////////////</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하면서 미소지음...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">뭘까??</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그 남자 라면에 물뜨러감</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">본인은 <span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">우선 음료수와 포스작렬인 포스앞으로 가져감....</span></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">카드... 그 남자 카드가 여기있다.....</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">더헉.. 이거는?!?!?!</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">사주겠다는 의미?!?!?!!!!!!! (멍청멍청 이제 깨닳음)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">헐.. /////// </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">음... 어떡해 하지?(나 이제 '어떻게 하지' 안씀ㅋ)  이거 내가 직점 계산해야 하나..?? 하는 찰나에</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">다른 손님이 옴</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그러다가 그 손님이 "이거 뭐여" 하면서 그 남자 카드 만짐(계산대에 카드있었음)</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">저기에서 물뜨러간 사람이 LTE GiGa 속도로 포스로 오더니 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"제꺼에요" 하고 정색</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">그러면서 손목에다가 봉투를 걸고 라면 물받은 라면 두개를 가지고 나가면서</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">"맛있게 드세요"</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하면서 나감...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">///////////////////////</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">참고로 계산 안했음... ㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">하지만</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">내돈주고 그 음료수 사머금 ㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">써놓고 나니까 나만 재밌네...... ㅋㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">참고로 그 분은 20대 후반처럼 보였고 약간 술기운이 보였음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">또 참고로 말하자면 </div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">여자한테 설렌적은 많지만 오유인들이 좋아하는 것을 맞추려다 보니 이거 쓴거임</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">진짜임</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">ㅠㅠ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201602/1455009368XmRjpvKs7agEjREuUCDVMieIU.jpg" width="800" alt="20160206_041152.jpg" class="chimg_photo tcx_image" style="border:none;max-width:800px;height:auto;"></div><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">일하고 있는 중에 'Y' 떨어짐 ㅋ</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">알럽오유~~</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">유 말고 오유...</div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;"><br></div> <div style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;line-height:21.6px;">ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</div>

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