안녕하세요? 핫산 1입니다. <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">게시판 미아가 아니라 (...) 게임 중에 나오는 '술친구'라는 로봇이 있는데, 이 로봇은 말 그대로 술친구용으로 만들어진 로봇이라 '농담 좀 해 줘'라고 말하면 내장된 농담을 해 줍니다. 그런데 세계관이 세계관인지라 과학 관련 하이개그를 구사해서... 일반인(?)들은 웃을 수 없는 내용들이라 과게인들과 공유하고싶은 마음에서 가져와 봤습니다.</span></div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"># 붙은 건 로컬라이징으로 일부 각색한 유머입니다.</span></div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;">1.</font></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#술집에 온 중성자에게 누군가 말했습니다. "전화 좀 쓸 수 있소?"</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">The bartender responds, “For you, no charge!“</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#중성자가 대답했습니다. "전 전하가 없는데요."</span></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">2.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">3.</span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">I've decided to sell the vacuum.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#쓰레기통에 뚜껑이 있는 이유가 뭔지 아십니까.</span><br></font></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;" size="2" face="Arial"><span class="highlight" style="line-height:normal;">It's</span><span style="line-height:normal;"> </span><span class="highlight" style="line-height:normal;">just</span><span style="line-height:normal;"> </span><span class="highlight" style="line-height:normal;">collecting</span><span style="line-height:normal;"> </span><span class="highlight" style="line-height:normal;">dust.</span></font></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#먼지 들어갈까봐요.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">* 이 로봇은 진공관으로 움직입니다.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">4.</span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">There is a band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">1023 메가바이트라는 이름을 가진 밴드 보셨습니까.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">They haven't had any gigs yet.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">아직도 '기가' 안 차네요.</span></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br></font></div> <div><font face="Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">5. (오역주의)</span></font></div> <div><font face="Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></font></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">마야인이 친구에게 물었습니다. "술 한 잔 할 테야?"</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">His friend says, “Well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't it's not the end of the world.“</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">친구가 말했습니다. "달력 아직 2012년까지밖에 못 채웠는데, 뭐 이거 놔둔다고 세계가 멸망하기야 하겠어."</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;">6.</font></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><br><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"># 과거, 현재, 그리고 미래가 같이 물건을 만들면?</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">It was tense.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"># 시제 품</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">7. (배꼽주의)</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">The bartender says, “We don't serve faster than light particles in here.“</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">바텐더가 말했습니다. "빛보다 빠른 입자는 받지 않습니다."</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">A tachyon walks into the bar.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">타키온이 술집에 들어왔습니다.</span></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">8.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any luggage.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#빛에게 누군가 말했습니다. "멋진데. 그거 다 네 거야?"</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">139420 193562</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.“</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#빛이 말했습니다. "이거 다 빚이야"</span></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">9.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.</span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">도, 미, 그리고 솔이 술집에 들어갔습니다.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don't serve minors in here.“</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#바텐더가 말하길, "죄송합니다, 저희는 '미'성년은 받지 않습니다." 하.하.하.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">So E-flat leaves, while C and G have a fifth between them.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">그래서 도와 솔이 5도 화음을 만드는 동안 미는 집에 갔다죠.</span></font></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;background-color:#ffffff;">10.</span></div> <div><font style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">Relationships are a lot like algebra.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#짝사랑은 끝나버린 시험문제랑 비슷합니다.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.</span><br style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;">#항상 지나간 문제를 가지고 답이 뭐였을까 궁금해하죠.</span></font></div>