<div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?</span></div> <div>Because it was two tired!</div> <div><br></div> <div>A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building</div> <div>He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"</div> <div><br></div> <div>And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"</div> <div>But John came fifth, and won a toaster</div> <div><br></div> <div>Want to hear a word I just made up? </div> <div>Plagiarism</div> <div><br></div> <div>Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.</div> <div>Then they call me ugly and poor.</div> <div><br></div> <div>Why does a chicken coop have two doors?</div> <div>If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.</div> <div><br></div> <div>Parallel lines have so much in common. </div> <div>It’s a shame they’ll never meet.</div> <div><br></div> <div>The first rule of Alzheimers club,</div> <div>Is don't talk about chess club.</div> <div><br></div> <div>A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the market and grab an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen." </div> <div>He returns with 13 apples.</div> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">// Code</span></div> <div>Store store = new Store("grocery");</div> <div>store.buy("apple", 1);</div> <div>if(store.has("eggs") store.buy("apple", 12);</div> <div><br></div> <div>Your winrar 30 day trial is up,</div> <div>Please pay to continue using service.</div> <div><br></div> <div>"What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?"</div> <div>"There was a traffic jam!"</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div> <div>고전 자료죠.</div> <div><br></div> <div>파티나 PT진행할때 가끔 ice-breaking용으로 써먹는 것들 이라고 하네요.</div> <div><br></div> <div>물논 전 영어를 잘 못하기 때문에 주로 듣고 이해하는 척하는 편이지만 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</div> <div><br></div> <div>우리말 맞춤법도 잘모릅니다. 대체 제대로 구사하는 언어가 있기나 한건지 에휴...</div></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>한두개 외워뒀다가 코쟁이들 취했을때 한두마디 해주면 쓰러집니다. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</div>
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