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style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>세계 제일의 국가 아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">If you want to get in</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>입국을 원한다면</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">you will need to bring your papers</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>서류를 가져오시오</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">and your passport.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>여권도</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">If you forge, if you lie, if you cheat you will be detained.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>위조하거나, 거짓말을 하거나, 속임수를 쓴다면 구금될 거요</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">You can not, I repeat, you can not</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>당신은, 반복하건대 당신은</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">fool us here on post.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>이 곳의 검문관을 속일 수 없어</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"><font color="#ff0000">Next.</font></span></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><font color="#ff0000"><b>다음!</b></font></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka better than Kolechia.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b><font color="#5f497a">콜레치아</font>보다 나은 아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">They are stupid and foolish and silly little rats.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>멍청하고 바보같고 어리석은 쥐새끼들</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Filthy rats.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>더러운 쥐새끼들</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">We have tanks, we have bombs, we have guns</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;">우리에게는 탱크와 폭탄과 총이 있어</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">we have glory too.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>그리고 영광도 있지</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">There is no cowardly enemy that can bother us.</div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>우리를 귀찮게 할 수 있는 비열한 적은 없어</b></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Boom.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>꽝!</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka medicine is best in world.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카의 의술은 세계 제일</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">If you're sick, if you sneeze, or you need another heart.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아프거나, 재채기가 나거나, 다른 심장이 필요하다면</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Or a lung.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>혹은 폐가 필요하다면</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">We have doctors who will make you feel almost no pain.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>당신을 거의 고통도 느끼지 못하게 해줄 수 있는 의사들이 있어</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">If you scream, then they know that you are very much alive.</div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>만약 당신이 비명을 지른다면 그들은 당신이 살아있다는 걸 알 테지</b></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Ouch.</div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>아얏!</b></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka have best football team in world.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카의 축구팀은 세계 제일</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">They kick balls, they kick arse, they kick everything you see.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>공을 걷어차고, 엉덩이를 걷어차고, 당신이 보는 모든 걸 다 걷어차지</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">They are great.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>훌륭한 팀이야</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">They can run, they can jump, they can score so many goals,</div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>그들은 달리고, 뛰어오르고, 많은 골을 넣을 수 있어</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">other teams should despair, there is no true hope to win.</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>다른 팀들은 절망할테지, 승리에 대한 희망은 없네</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Goal!</span></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>골!</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka have best apartments in the world.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카의 주택은 세계 제일</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">They are big, they are grey, they are square and glorious.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>크고, 회색에, 네모낳고 명예롭지</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">So great.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아주 훌륭해</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">You can eat, you can sleep, you can even just relax</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>먹을 수도 있고, 잘 수도 있고, 그냥 쉴 수도 있어</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">and watch all the other countries be really jealous.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>다른 나라들이 부러워하는 걸 구경할 수도 있고</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;">Ha-ha.</span></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>하하</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height:17px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Arstotzka economy is best in world.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>아스토츠카의 경제는 세계 제일</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Every man, every month can afford to eat one loaf.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>모든 사람이, 매달 빵 한덩이씩은 먹을 수 있지</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Mmm, bread.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>음, 맛있는 빵이야</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">Our industry is heaviest in world</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>우리의 산업은 세계 제일의 중공업</b></span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17px;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;">we melt steel, we burn coal, we make air look really cool.</div></div> <div><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;line-height:1.5;"><b>강철을 녹이고, 석탄을 태우고, 공기를 아주 상쾌하게 만들지</b></span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span 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